Animal jokes hurt the stomach.

As we all know, jokes are a good way to ease the atmosphere. I'm here to share animal jokes with you. Don't miss it when passing by!

Break your stomach-1. What animal can't swim?

God replied: daughter-in-law and mother

2.？ I never saw much money in my life when my wallet was so poor. ?

God replied:? It's sad to be your mirror. You've never met anyone in your life. ?

God replied that the domineering name was Yue Liang.

4. the friend said:? Like mango, you are yellow outside and yellow inside. ?

God replied:? Better than being like a pineapple. Yellow outside, yellow inside and green on the head.

I can't imagine why you have been humiliating cucumbers, carrots and even bananas for so many years. Don't you see that bitter gourd is the most obscene?

Don't you know how to suffer?

6. Mr. Ant fell in love with Miss Elephant. Miss elephant has been in a good mood all day. Ants are not satisfied. He said to the elephant, look, his girlfriend is so delicate that she cries for her boyfriend from time to time. Why do you never cry? Don't you care about me?

Miss elephant was so wronged that she couldn't help shedding a tear, and then. . . Then Mr. Ant was drowned. . .

Laugh at your stomach. 2. Shrimp and dragon.

Shrimp drove, saw the dragon walking in the middle of the road, honked the horn in a hurry, and hit the dragon.

Shrimp looks at the dragon. Look familiar, just ask. Hi, are you a dragon?

The dragon looked at the shrimp and asked, Do you shrimp?

Then they fought.

2.2 jokes staring at mosquitoes

Two mosquitoes are good friends, one in the country and the other in the city. Once, the mosquitoes in the country invited the mosquitoes in the city to play in the country, and invited the mosquitoes in the city to have a big meal at night. Because the country people are poor, they don't hang mosquito nets, and two mosquitoes have a hearty meal.

A few days later, mosquitoes in the city invited mosquitoes from the countryside to play in the city. In the evening, guests were invited to have a big meal, but people in the city hung mosquito nets, and two mosquitoes walked around the city for half a night without finding anyone to bite them.

However, it is not good for guests to go home on an empty stomach. Mosquitoes in the city had to bring mosquitoes from the countryside to the temple. Two mosquitoes stung the clay idol for a long time, and the mosquitoes from the countryside came home at dawn.

After coming back, other mosquitoes in China asked it: What's the city like? , it answers:? Everything in the city is good, except that people in the city have no taste. ?

3. Teacher: What are you wearing on your feet?

Student: It's leather shoes

Teacher: Where did that skin come from?

Student: It's from a cow.

Teacher: So, what are the animals that provide you with shoes and meat?

Student: It's my father.

4. The daughter said firmly to her mother. Mom, no matter how much you and dad object, I still can't forget him. I only have eyes for him. I will never marry him in my life! ?

Mother sighed and exhorted:? Daughter, what can I tell you to understand? Silly boy, we are rats, not rats, you know?

I am a sweet and sour fish roaming freely in the sea, and you are a spicy wing root flying freely in the sky. That afternoon, you flew to the surface of the water and asked me: Who are you comparing with me?

The hunter aimed at the fox and fired a shot, and as a result, he died. The fox said, hey, I'm a reflective fox.

A fox saw a rabbit running desperately on the grassland, so he stopped it and asked what was going on.

The rabbit gasped, King Tiger has ordered all the rams to be killed. No one left. ?

The fox is puzzled: you are not a ram. Why did you run?

The rabbit stroked his long ears and sighed, saying, are there still fewer people who died unjustly these days?

When the dog saw the rattlesnake, he rushed to lick its head. The snake was directly shocked by the enthusiasm, and three questions hit its soul directly: What does this cargo want? Why does it secretly love me? Should I kill it?

At the same time, three thoughts are stirring in the dog's mind: what a big piece of shit! Why is it tasteless? Is it still moving?

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