A funny two-person sketch script is urgently needed.

Character: two idiots, male, melon farmers.

Mr. Wang, female, general manager of a company.

[The curtain rises. In the hot sun, cicadas hiss, and in the distance is a watermelon field. In Taichung, there is a melon shed with green vines. There is a double chair under the shed, and two idiots sleep on the chair. ]

[There are gasps that the car won't start and the sound of a heavy car door slamming nearby. ]

[well-dressed Mr. Wang holds a handbag in one hand to shade the sun and hits the plane in the other. ]、

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Not angry, not angry. At this time, the car broke down. Can I not be angry? ... talking about you over there ... No! What friend is not a friend? Shopping malls are like a battlefield. Either you die or I live ... We have all the cards. We have to kill them this time ... where am I? I don't know, there is a watermelon field here. (Answering the phone, talking to himself) Today is really a ghost.

[mr.wong a butt sitting on two silly, two silly exclaimed, mr.wong got a fright. ]

Manager Wang! It's a ghost, isn't it (Finding two idiots), grumpily) Why are you lying here? Go away! Step back. Back off again! (Sit down)

[two silly back, stop for a moment, stare blankly for a moment, take a step forward. ]

Two idiots-I'm the damn one. Get up!

Manager Wang ... What are you doing?

Idiot, what do you say? This place is mine!

Mr. Wang (aware of his situation, but unwilling) yours? When I am happy, I will buy this piece and join you in Gai Lou. Do you believe it or not?

Idiot, did you sign the contract? No, it is still mine. Get up! Go away! Step back. Back off again! (Finding that Mr. Wang hasn't retired far) This is the melon shed I paid for!

Manager Wang, I'm not standing outside the melon shed.

Idiot, but you stepped on the shade of my melon shed!

Manager Wang, what's with the shade?

Idiot, can you have this shade without this melon shed?

[Mr. Wang's cell phone rings. ]

Mr. Wang is very good. Good men don't fight with women. ...

Idiot! Yes!

Manager Wang ... I am a good woman, and I don't fight with men! (angrily stepping back from the shade, answering the phone) Hey, talk! ..... Tell you, you can't take half a step back. If you don't execute them this time, you will resign for me ... how can I fire you? You are incapable of being a vice president! I hung up my mobile phone angrily, feeling the scorching sun, holding a handbag to shade the sun, and fanning the wind with a handkerchief, looking for shade everywhere, but I really couldn't find it, begging) Uncle!

Fool ... (loudly sarcastically) Hey, what's wrong with Auntie?

Manager Wang, you-

Idiot, don't be insincere. We are only a few years old, just a generation away!

Mr. Wang (near the begging place) big brother!

Idiot, I have goose bumps! I said, can you call me an idiot?

Manager Wang Er ... What?

Two idiots, idiots, idiots.

Manager Wang has another person by that name. (seize the opportunity to get close to the melon shed) Idiot, I said. ...

Idiot, get out! You crossed the line!

Mr. Wang (showing his true colors as a businessman): How big is your melon land?

Two idiots, two acres, three points and eight points.

How much does manager Wang sell?

Two fools buy melons?

Manager Wang, no, melon shed!

Two idiots buy a melon shed? Sell the melon shed, my melon field ... can you take a look at it for me?

Manager Wang (takes out a bill) Well, I'll give you 100 dollars to buy a sunshade at my feet.

Two idiots (looking at Mr. Wang in some surprise) one, one hundred dollars! Buy this color?

Manager Wang is right! Let me rest in the shade, and this hundred dollars is yours.

Idiot (reaching out and touching Mr. Wang's forehead) You too ... idiot?

Mr. Wang (opens the second stupid hand) What is he saying? Do you want to sell it?

Two idiots. Hey, hey ... Um ... Hahaha ...

Manager Wang sold it?

Two fools (resolutely) sell! (takes the money and puts it in his pocket) Just rest in this melon shed!

[Mr.wong walked into the melon shed and sat down. He was speechless. After a while, he approached the leeward of the second silly fan. Unexpectedly, the second fool changed his hand with the fan. ]

Manager Wang is a silly brother!

Two idiots, two idiots, two idiots, licking a "brother", uncomfortable!

Manager Wang, I still want to buy it. ...

What do idiots buy?

Mr. Wang (hands over a hundred-dollar bill) buys the fan in your hand.

Two idiots, this broken fan is 100 yuan?

Manager Wang! In the city, 100 yuan can buy a shaking electric fan.

Idiot, are you kidding? This place, I bought an electric fan to crank it!

Manager Wang is an idiot. No, this hundred dollars can buy dozens of new fans.

You are stupid! Why not buy so many fans?

Manager Wang, isn't it for sale here?

Idiot! No, idiot! A fan is better than a fairy on a hot day. Why should I sell it to you?

Mr. Wang ... Let me ask you, what are you looking at?

Idiot makes money!

What does manager Wang do to earn money?

Two idiots live a comfortable life.

Manager Wang, it's not over yet! With money, you can live a comfortable life!

Idiot, I am very comfortable now. If you let me exchange my comfort for money, I am not really stupid.

What's wrong with Mr. Wang (just about to hit back at the idiot, his cell phone rang again, and he was impatient)? ..... Whatever you do, you must crush them completely! If you can't talk, don't call me again (Turn off the phone)

Two silly (have been paying attention to observe mr.wong, see was found by mr.wong, busy sat down and covered her fan hum up) "you come to my side, with a smile, also with ..."

[cicada, mr.wong feel hot, sit down and wipe the sweat, unbutton. ]

Idiot, what are you doing?

Manager Wang is so cool!

Idiot, you are cool, but I am hot. ...

[mr.wong feel sick, the body to the two silly side slanting in the past. ]

Idiot, hey, hey, (hurriedly holding manager Wang) what are you ... what are you doing?

Manager Wang, I'm ... a little dizzy ... (I'm going to fall down again)

Idiot (holding manager Wang again) are you suffering from heatstroke? Well, I'll slap you.

Manager Wang (slows down) Thank you. (slightly uneasy) Tell you, I won't touch your light. Let's make a fair deal. You give me a fan and I'll give you a dollar.

Two silly (cunningly) such a fan, a dollar?

Manager Wang is right.

Silly boy, this money is so easy to earn. All right!

[two silly fan while counting, see mr.wong gradually comfortably enjoying the cool air, deliberately stopped. ]

How many fans does Mr. Wang have (thinking that idiots are going to bargain)?

Two fools are fifty-six

Manager Wang gives you one hundred.

Idiot, then I have no money to change.

Mr. Wang, keep the change. The rest is your bonus.

Two idiots. Okay! (collect money)

Manager Wang, let's start again from the beginning.

Goodbye, idiot. I'll pick a melon for you.

Manager Wang, I don't like watermelons.

Idiot, have a sip of Liu Yeer herbal tea? (Seeing that Mr. Wang didn't refuse, he took out the crock from under the chair and handed it to Mr. Wang)

How much is Manager Wang?

Idiot (laughs) You still want to pay?

Of course, Mr. Wang, there are no fathers and sons in business, let alone meet by chance.

Two silly (secretive) can say, a dollar!

Manager Wang, one by one. (Wipe the bottle, take a sip, it feels good, take a big sip)

Idiot (pretending to stop) aah! ...

Manager Wang (stops) how to pull?

Idiot, don't give me all the wine. I only retail, not wholesale.

Does manager Wang regret it? Ok, take two tablets at a time (swallow the crock and give it back to the idiot. It's very comfortable to wipe your mouth, shh)

How much eloquence is an idiot (shaking empty cans)?

Manager Wang, oh, didn't you count?

Idiot! (Shaking his head, mockingly) Give money.

[mr.wong took out one hundred dollars and handed it to him. He smirked and took the money. ]

Mr. Wang-stop it, this place is really nice! Layers of shade, fresh air, heaven. In addition, I met a good man like you ... One day, I also bought a piece of land, built such a shed, planted watermelons, brought herbal tea and enjoyed this carefree life.

Idiot (continuing to tease Mr. Wang) Is it really that good here?

Manager Wang, of course! Sitting here is much more comfortable than staying in an air-conditioned room all day. ...

[Car horns are heard in the distance. ]

Manager Wang stopped talking and came to get my car. (I want to get off and go back) Bye, idiot. I will come here again to buy your shade and drink your herbal tea when I have the chance. Goodbye. (To be continued)

Idiot, wait!

Manager Wang (turning around) Yes?

[Two silly motioned Mr.wong forward, grabbed Mr.wong's hand and gave Mr.wong three hundred yuan. ]

Mr. Wang, are you ... too little?

Idiot (seriously) what to sell and what not to sell, you, as I understand!

[mr.wong surprised to see two silly. ]

You idiots only talk about money. In fact, there are many things in this world that money can't buy.

Manager Wang, this shade ...

Idiot, I'll take you!

[Lyric music. ]

[mr.wong stupefied looking at two silly, admiration arises spontaneously. ]

[Cell phone rings. ]

Manager Wang (answering, changing his domineering attitude) Hello, it's me. How's it going? Then, I changed my mind and cut them some slack. You take the people away first ... Go back to me ... There is a melon shed by the roadside ... We'll find a way, and I'll wait for you. (turning to Ersha with a little guilt and shyness) Ersha, I have some friends coming to see you. ...

Idiot (happily) OK, I'll pick melons for you!

Manager Wang is very good. Pick the biggest and best one and bring me a pot of willow tea.

Idiot! (I want to get off the bus and turn around to make fun of it) Hey, I have to collect money again this time.

Mr. Wang is stupid, you don't even know that you are in the shade, but you can't exchange gold!

[Turn off the lights in the music. ]

-The end of the play