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Humorous and sad love jokes

1, there is a boy who always plays together, has a good relationship and likes him for a long time. I confessed yesterday and told him that I liked him. He smiled and asked me, how long have you liked me? I said, nonsense, why don't you show me? He said, I just want to see whether you like me for a long time or I like you for a long time. Stiff and then move.

2. Hua Lun said to Maruko, "When you grow up. Will you marry me? " Maruko said, "Oh, I can't. I love you, but I can't marry you. Because in our family, we can only marry people in our own family. For example, my father married my mother, my grandmother married my grandfather, and my uncle married my aunt. " So Hua Lun cried …

He is a bad student, but he likes to learn from her. On Valentine's Day, egged on by his friend, he finally got up the courage to send a message and asked her: Don't you love me anymore? She quickly replied, yes, I have! At that moment, he was a little sad to see this sentence. Then graduation was just around the corner, and he left behind. However, he didn't know that she had been waiting for him that day, waiting for him to hold her hand.