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Russian love words suitable for leaving messages to idols

Part 1 of earthy love stories suitable for messages to idols

1. "I want to change my avatar" to what kind of one? "Like you"

2 ."I want to take a leave." "What kind of leave?" "Please marry me."

3. "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" "It's without you. place".

4. "Others say your face is round, but I think your face is quite square." "Why?" "How else could you be so upright?"

5. Me It’s like I have ADHD, my heart beats wildly when I see you

6. I have no future, but I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.

7. "You know who you are" Of course I am myself "No, you are the mother of my precious son"

8. "Have I told you "But, you look like a relative of mine." How come? "My mother's daughter-in-law"

9. Ten lines of conversation, a hundred lines of good night, a thousand lines of small talk, and ten thousand lines of nonsense, just for the sake of having One day at the wedding hall, I heard the sentence "I do".

10. What kind of meat do you think I like to eat? (Pork?) You piece of heart and soul

11. Time is a matchmaker, youth is a job; if you are a good time, I am willing to be a beautiful scenery.

12. "Can I say good night to you in person?" Yes, "I can say it in person first"

13. Use my three lives of fireworks to exchange for your lifetime of confusion.

14. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From I love to love each other"

15. "You must be cheating" "Otherwise you How can it be a perfect score in my heart?"

16. "Your eyes are so beautiful, let me see what constellation you are." What constellation? "Andromeda"

17. "I I am in good health and can carry rice bags and gas tanks.” “But I just can’t bear to miss you.”

18. Do you know what season I like? I don’t know that I like the season with you.

19. My wish is to get rich overnight, or I can hug you.

20. Where do you think my heart is? "No, it's on your side." Part 2 of earthy love stories suitable for messages to idols

21. “My mouth is always dry when I wake up in the mornings in autumn and winter.” Why? “Probably because I owe a kiss”

22. Every day When I wake up in the morning and see you and the sunshine, this is the future I want.

23. “Do you know what I want to do?” I don’t know. “Of course it’s your husband.”

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24. "You exist in my mind" huh? "No more, no less, exactly 86,400 seconds a day"

25. My dear, we want to be together forever, only with you. .

26. I like the color of the sky, the smell of the wind, the depth of the sea and your voice.

27. “Why do you want to hurt me? "What's harming you?" "What makes me like you so much!" "

28. The spring and autumn in your eyes are better than all the mountains and rivers I have ever seen and loved.

29. "I want to become the wind" Why? "Because I want to flirt with you."

30. I used to be called Mr. Zong, but because you stole my heart, I now have two TVs left.

31. "You belong to What? "I am a dog" "Nonsense, you obviously belong to me"

32. "Do you prefer grilling seafood or grilling barbecue?" Grill the seafood first "Didn't you say you should consider me first?"

33. I have liked you for more than two minutes and cannot withdraw it.

34. Are you myopic? (Aren’t you myopic?) Then why can’t you see that I like you?

35. “Happy Mother’s Day to you” I haven’t become a mother yet “You are the mother of my future child”

36. “Do you know what the imperial edict is? "What is it? "Every word you say to me"

37. You look malnourished. I suggest you eat me.

38. Among the thousands of people, I I can also recognize you at a glance, because when others are walking on the road, you are walking on my heart.

39. I am easily fined when I see you, because the little deer in my heart is speeding, which makes me blush

40. "Don't dare to gain weight "Why? "I'm afraid you're too small-minded to let me go." Part 3 of earthy love stories suitable for leaving messages to idols

41. Do you know what my shortcomings are? It's your shortcomings.

42. "n 55lw! n paau!" "What do you mean?" "Turn the phone upside down and look at it."

43. "Maybe I am a bad person"? " But I just need you to kiss me and it will get better.”

44. I like you, and it’s unreasonable to beat you like your mother.

45. Everything is good here but without you.

46. "I think our friendship can only last until today." Why? "Let's talk about love next."

47. You said you are afraid of loneliness when walking along a sea of ??people, I said It's not something you can do without the crowds.

48. Do you know what my biggest shortcoming is? It's your fault.

49. I want to arrest you for murder by heart attack.

50. “Can you smile?” “Why?” “Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.”

51. “Do you know what I like to eat? "What?" "I want to look at you dreamily." 52. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky, you are in my heart

53. "Please mind your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."

54. You know What's the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, but you live in my heart.

55. I think you must be very busy, so just read the first three words.

56. The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground. I look up at the moonlight... I lower my head and want to kiss you

57. I am looking for a horse. What horse? Your WeChat number.

58. What do you think my zodiac sign is? "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made for you

59. What do you think my zodiac sign is? Pisces? I'm tailor-made for you.

60. "Why are you so domineering?" "What?" "You dominate my whole heart." Funny earthy love words from routine idols

Funny earthy love words from routine idols Chapter 1

1. I spent the first half of my life wandering around, and the second half of my life I made soup for you.

2. I am sure of it! I miss you a kiss!

3. "Maybe I am a bad person"? "But I will become a good person as long as you kiss me."

4. "Why do you want to hurt me?" "Hurt you?" What? "What makes me like you so much!"

5. No matter if someone chases you or you chase someone else, I will not stop you, I will only stretch my legs to trip you up and make you fall. In my arms.

6. "Do you know what I like to eat?" "What?" "I want to look at you."

7. I never thought about it before meeting you I have never thought about getting married after I met you.

8. I am 90% sure, all I need is a kiss from you.

9. "Happy Mother's Day to you" I haven't become a mother yet "You are the mother of my future child"

10. When eating barbecue, should you choose seafood or barbecue first? BBQ puts you first.

11. Can you smile? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

12. Time is a matchmaker, youth is a job; if you are a good time, I am willing to be a beautiful scene.

13. Everything is good here but without you.

14. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky, you are in my heart

15. “I want to change my look recently” “What look?” “I can’t do it without you”

16. “Before I met you, I I have many, many requirements for the future, but after meeting you. "What happened? "After meeting you, I only ask for you"

17. I heard that the husband manages the family well, and the daughter will live the rest of her life. I would like to hear the details

18. The spring and autumn in your eyes are better than all the mountains and rivers I have ever seen and loved.

19. “I wanted to be a scientist when I was a kid, but it’s different now.” What happened now? “Now I want to have a family with you.”

20. “Tell you 7 anti-aging tips. "Method" What method? "Love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me" Part 2 of funny earthy love stories from routine idols

21. Do you know the biggest difference between you and a monkey? The monkey lives in the cave and you live in my heart

22. If you asked me how many times I thought about you, I would say once because you never really left my mind.

23. "You are my heart, you are my liver, you are three-quarters of me."

24. Why hasn't my order come yet? What? our future.

25. The strongest wine in the world is your gentleness as you lower your head and smile.

26. I may not feel sorry for others, but you are not others, you are mine

27. The world will not be gentle to you, and neither will God. You take special care, but I will.

28. Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? Where? Antarctica and North Pole? No, it’s a place without you.

29. I want to buy a piece of land from you and buy your land with all my heart.

30. The elephant’s trunk, the panda’s eye circles, the bird’s wings, the snail’s shell, my you.

31. "Are you tired?" "No." "But you have been running in my mind all day."

32. For you, I am willing to give up poetry With the distance, from now on, firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea will accompany you to live your life into poetry.

33. Don’t you feel tired? You have been running around in my world for many times.

34. It’s a bit hard to say, a bit pretentious, but I just want to spend the rest of this long life with you.

35. I have a wish, which is very small. There are only four words: I will have you all my life. ——Ye Feiye "Bringing the National Husband Home: 55 Stolen Kisses"

36. "I want you to read the first three words of this sentence"

37. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old together with you, until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as the treasure in your hand.

38. On the way home from buying oysters, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the soil. It turns out that this is called oysters liking mud.

39. I like the wind in March and April. The rain, the sun that never sets and the best of you

40. "Can you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice filling my head?" Funny idol routines Earthly Love Story Chapter 3

41. "What should I do if there is a fire? Ah? Where? "My heart starts to burn when I see you"

42. I am small-minded, so I can only pretend to be you!

43. Do you know what is the difference between you and a monkey? The monkey lives in the tree, but you live in my heart.

44. “Everyone else wants to sleep with you but I don’t.” So what are you? “I just want to sleep with you”

45. What is your blood type? Type A. No, it's my ideal type.

46. There are three thousand things in this floating world, but I have three loves: the sun and the moon. The sun is morning, the moon is evening, and the king is morning, evening, and evening.

47. "I have to buy you a compass" "Lest you be spoiled by me and lose track of direction"

48. I am nine and you are three. Apart from you, you are still you.

49. "My chest feels so tight" What's going on? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart"

50. Landscapes and vegetation in the world They are all beautiful. Every time you pick up a pen, you will see the scenery. Since fate has brought you here, all the scenery is just to set off you.

51. "I used to have many hobbies, but now I only have one left." "What is it?" "I just love you."

52. "I want to move." Where to move? "Put it into your heart"

53. "Do you know what kind of wine makes you drunk easily?" - "With you forever"

54. What do you think about "I want" ?"I think I was born to meet you"

55. I asked you why I like you, and the answer is to be with you, so I thought of spending time with you. Growing old slowly. Because I can no longer separate myself from your life. I can’t be spontaneous when I like you and even love you stupidly.

56. "Can I say good night to you in person?" Yes, "I can say it in person first"

57. You are the cutest. I didn't have time to think about it when I said it, but after thinking about it, I'll still say that.

58. "Let's go eat noodles" "What kind of noodles"

59. Where do I want to go? Go to your heart!

60. Do you know what season I like? I don’t know what season I like with you. Rustic love words are suitable for confession sentences

Rustic love words are suitable for confession sentences Part 1

1. If one day I stand by your side without saying a word, don’t doubt that in my whole life Every minute and every second of my life, as well as the days and nights of my next life, have been given to you.

2. "I love a boy, please help me chase him." Okay, who? "The seventh word of the first sentence"

3. I just like you, I No malice intended.

4. There are rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.

5. Can you smile? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

6. I think you must be very busy, so just read the first three words.

7. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance, and from now on, with firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea, I will live my life into poetry with you.

8. Can you do me a favor? What favor? Help fall in love with me quickly!

9. "Why do you want to hurt me?" "What's wrong?" "To make me like you so..."

10. "Do you know what I want to do?" I don't know. "Of course it's your husband."

11. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why is your weight in my heart getting heavier and heavier?" ”

12. Don’t rely on me to love you and do whatever you want.

13. "You know? We are both too much." "Why is it too much?" "You are too beautiful, and I am too obsessed with it."

14. In the past, my name was Mr. Zong. Because you stole my heart, there are only two TVs left.

15. My wish is to get rich overnight, otherwise I can hug you.

16. The world will not be gentle to you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

17. Write your name on the cigarette and inhale it into my lungs to keep you closest to my heart.

18. Since I met you, life has been short and sweet. long.

19. What to drink when winter comes, I don’t know how to protect you.

20. Thank you for giving me someone I like. Thank you for filling my heart with joy. Part 2 of earthy love words suitable for confession sentences

21. Do you have body odor? No, then why are you so charming like a fox.

22. "There are two kinds of time" which two? "Time with you and time apart from you"

23. Can you wash something for me? What to wash? Like me.

24. I want to buy a piece of land from you. Where? I am totally devoted to you.

25. "After a busy day, I want to sleep." Go to sleep. "Come and sleep with me."

26. The firecrackers are going off on New Year's Eve night. Not as much as I miss you.

27. "I learned to walk twice in my life." Which two times? "Once when I was a child, and once when I walked towards you that day."

28. What do you say you are afraid of when walking along the sea of ??people? Loneliness, I say crowds of people are not what you should make do with.

29. You are the dial and I am the pointer. I will never escape your grasp in this life.

30. Do you know the biggest difference between you and a monkey? The monkey lives in the cave and you live in my heart

31. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky, you are in my heart

32. Do you know what I want to drink most? I want to take care of you most

33. "I'm a little afraid of you" "Why?" "Because I'm afraid of my wife."

34. "It's so annoying when there's no thunder." What's so annoying about this? "I can't find a reason to crawl into your arms."

35. Your short hair is very Beautiful and perfect for you. The color of your new clothes is very comfortable and suits you well. The scent on you is very soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm a good fit for you too.

36. “Huh. Do you know what I’m doing?” “Blowing.” “I care about you.”

37. “I feel very dizzy when I see you recently.” "Dizzy" "Why?" "Because love makes people dizzy"

38. My biggest shortcoming is that I shortcoming you

39. If I could, I would rather be a child, Standing in front of you with empty hands, expecting your mercy, if possible, I would rather be a beggar, walking by your door, I long for my empty bowl to contain your love.

40. I am sure of everything I do. Why? One less kiss from you. Part 3 of earthy love words suitable for confession sentences

41. Why do you want to hurt me? What are you hurting? You make me like you.

42. Don’t complain, hug me.

43. "It's very troublesome to like you." "But I just like to make trouble."

44. If I play hide and seek with you, I will definitely lose. Because I can’t hide my love for you.

45. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll onto my bed"

46. "You know what is most beautiful in the world "?" What? "You"

47. You are like a relative of my family. What? My dad’s son-in-law. ——A collection of earthy love words to tease your boyfriend

48. "Confucius, Mencius, Laozi, do you know what kind of wife you are most suitable for?" "I don't know." "My wife."

49. Do you know what my shortcomings are? It’s your shortcomings.

50. "Can you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice filling my head?"

51. "Facing you, I not only I am considerate, and I am also considerate of people's clothes.

52. “Before I met you, I had many, many requirements for the future, but after I met you. . . "What's wrong? "After meeting you, all I want is you."

53. How much I like you, maybe I can't even describe it myself. It's like you are the moon and I am the star. Tian Xinghe is only for you.

54. Your eyes are so beautiful, they are only suitable for me.

55. "If a tiger doesn't show its power, what do you think of me?" "You are my girlfriend"

56. What kind of noodles do you want to eat?

57. Do you smell anything? No. You are so sweet as soon as you come out of the air

58. There are 100 ways to eat sugar cakes and I miss you 98 times a day

59. I want to take you to eat baked purple sweet potatoes. , and then whisper in your ear "I am Zisha and you"

60. What do you belong to, you belong to me. Earthy love words suitable for confession.

1. You are my favorite hello, and the most reluctant goodbye.

2. It is difficult to say such vague words that I will love you forever, but what I must let you know is, I love you most at this moment and I am willing to indulge in this moment forever.

3. Meeting you is a worthwhile trip to this world.

4. The little girl is not talented and has no ability. Talking and laughing with my husband, all the love and admiration are contained in a good night.

5. One day, my shirt and your pajamas are mixed in the washing machine at home, and you will eat the ones I cooked. I lost my temper at breakfast. My razor and your cosmetics were tossed by the dog without a trace. We also forgot our youthful words. However, we just wanted to fall asleep first at night, with my arms as our pillows, and we wanted to wake up first in the morning. Come, listen to your breathing.

6. I like you too little, but these three words are too irresponsible, so I can only say: I love you.

7. .I have a cat, you have me, you have a cat.

8. I just want to have you and never want to leave your sight.

9. I miss you. When I was young, I became a poet.

10. If one day I want to travel around the world, can I circle around you?

11. I have three in my life. My heart beats the fastest when I go down the stairs, when I miss you in class, when I am suddenly asked a question by the teacher, and when you smile at me.

12. If I miss you too, I will walk ten miles. The road goes over five mountains and flows through two rivers to embrace you.

13. Stay, or I will go with you.

14. I will be happy for many days when you smile. I have remembered your words for many years.

15. The stars are very bright tonight, but I know you are not looking up. If you think about it carefully, this is really a loss for the stars.

16. Please always remember that you are my true identity as a pig.

17. I like you, past tense, present tense, future tense.

18. The letters you wrote are all too official, and you don’t even say you miss me.

19. It’s just a sudden glimpse, the joy of seeing your face by mistake, which is enough for me to like you for many years.

20. Remember your identity, you are my sweetheart.

21. You are mine and no one can take you away from me.

22. The man came riding a bamboo horse and went around the bed to make green plums. Dear, long wait.

23. I don’t look at the moon, and I don’t say I miss you, so both the moon and you are kept in the dark.

24. Love at first sight is too superficial, and love over time is too pale. Others may look at you, but I only peek at you.

25. I have a coin. If you flip it heads, I will confess to you. If you flip it tails, I will turn it over.

26. It will look great when we hang our washed white shirts together in the future.

27. They are all passers-by around me, but you are the one I really want to keep.

28. As long as I think of your appearance, plum blossoms will bloom all over Nanshan.

29. The little girl is not talented and wants to use her husband’s life to speak for herself.

31. I want to turn into a pool of spring water and melt under you.

32. Let’s go to the same university and experience spring, summer, autumn and winter together.

33. I’m tired of being a fairy and want to be my husband’s wife.

34. When I just bought the house, I told the other party, Wife, we have a family. sorry. I have a home, but I lost you.

35. I am in good health and can carry rice bags and gas tanks, but I just can’t bear to miss you.

36. She said there was a cut on her hand and asked me to cut a cut on my hand too, so that we would be husband and wife.

37. When I miss you once a day, a grain of sand falls from the sky, and the Sahara is formed.

38. Eating chocolate will make people feel better, but I don’t have chocolate now, so I want to kiss you because my lipstick is chocolate flavored.

39. This is Sichuan dialect, this is Northeastern dialect, this is Hebei dialect, and you are my little love words in this life.

40. The so-called two people a day, three meals in four seasons, chestnuts in the east, mangoes in summer; and you, I have you in all seasons.

41. I’m taking a shit and I didn’t bring any paper and I’ll bring it to you right away.

42. When I took off my clothes and got ready to take a bath, I somehow thought of you. When I recovered, the bathtub was full of water.

43. Just holding hands makes me hard.

44. I once called myself a mediocre person. When I see a mountain, I am a mountain, and when I see a river, I am a river. Since I met you, the mountains have become affectionate and majestic, and the tides have begun to surge.

45. When we retire, I will take you on a trip.

46. You are the wind and I am the sand, you are the Hami and I am the melon, you are the toothpaste and I am the brush, if you don’t love me I will commit suicide.

47. I want to hold my husband’s hand, and I want to be touched by my husband.