What is the funniest joke you have heard so far?

1.28 birthday, my boyfriend took me back to his house, ate something wrong and farted all the way, which surprised me. In order not to spoil the atmosphere, he went to his house and entered the house. He is mysterious and refuses to turn on the light. As soon as he entered the room, he ran to the balcony and farted comfortably for a long time, leaving it everywhere. As a result, the male ticket came out with a cake and opened it.

I was really humiliated that night, so I tried to anesthetize myself with alcohol. As a result, Husky, who was drunk and picked up her boyfriend, ran away and scared the dog out of dog food for three days.

At the dinner table, I chewed and pretended to be a lady for a long time. As a result, someone else's joke, accompanied by a lifetime of boom, blew out two nose bubbles with a smile. ....

4. When I was a child, I thought that only my mother wore bras, and then my brother and I used poles to pick out all the bras from our neighbors ... When others came to ask me for them, I still defended the bras and said, "It's all my mother's! ! "

My mother suspects that I have a brain problem, and asks me to go to the kindergarten to cultivate myself. But I really didn't want to go to kindergarten, so I told my teacher that I wanted to go to the toilet, and then I sat at the entrance of kindergarten with a spittoon through the locked iron gate. Everyone shouted, "Uncle and aunt, be kind and take me away!" "

6. For the first time, Nanpiao opened a room to catch up with the police inspection. This product is so stupid that I am angry with my mother: "This is not a prostitute. What are you afraid of? " As a result, the police uncle said to me in a friendly way: "Girl, if this boy is not good to you in the future, you tell me and I will chop him to death!" " "Afterwards just know is my male ticket's father. God, how can I meet my in-laws after that?