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Don't understand ancient poetry

1. Euphemistically express the lost ancient poems that you don't cherish.

Hougong ci

Tang Dynasty: Bai Juyi

Tears wet Luo Jin's dream of not being able to sleep. Late at night, I heard a rhythmic song coming from the lobby.

Beauty is not old, has lost the elegance of the king, and sat on warm clothes until dawn.

2.

Qi yi Chang gan hang

Tang Dynasty: Li Bai

My hair barely covers my forehead. I am picking flowers and paying by my door.

When you, my love, ride a bamboo horse, run in circles and throw your childhood.

We live together in an alley in Changgan, and we are both young and happy.

When I was fourteen, I became your wife, and I was too shy to laugh.

I bowed my head and went to the dark corner, unwilling to pay attention to your thousands of calls.

But at the age of fifteen, I raised my eyebrows and laughed, knowing that no dust can seal our love.

Even to death, I will wait for you in my post, and I will not lose heart in the silent watchtower.

When I was sixteen years old, you embarked on a long journey, crossing the Qingtang Canyon full of rocks and swirling water.

Then in the fifth month, I couldn't help it anymore. The ape shouted in the sky.

I looked at the place where you walked, your footprints in front of our door, each hidden under the green moss.

Hiding under the moss is too deep to sweep away, and the first autumn wind adds leaves.

Now, in the eighth month, yellow butterflies, two by two, are hovering on the grass in our western garden.

Because of all this, my heart is broken, and I am worried that my bright cheeks will fade.

Oh, finally, when you come back through three Pa areas, send me a message home in advance! .

I'll pick you up, and I won't mind the distance, all the way to Sha Changfeng.

3.

Wei You

Tang Dynasty: Li Shangyin

The beauty behind the mica screen is particularly beautiful, but it is too cold for a short time in winter in Beijing.

Married a high-ranking official's husband for no reason, not loving warm incense, but wanting to ascend the throne early.

4.

Yu Meiren (birthday of Assistant Minister Xu Yishuo)

Song Dynasty: Wei Liaoweng

It is difficult to marry a distinguished guest for no reason, both wealth and appearance. The clouds are deep and the sky is blue. Riding from the east to the world thousands of times.

A hundred worshippers said longevity in front of a woman. Ji also participates in wine. The poorest little girl is so stupid. Make an appointment for two ladies and ask for a different voice.

5. Recite 500 words from Beijing to Fengxian.

Du fu in Tang dynasty

Ling Du has cloth, but the boss has turned his back on himself.

It's silly to make a promise, but it's better than stealing chickens and dogs.

It has become autumn, and the white head is generous.

The matter of closing the coffin has already been done, and this ambition is often lost.

If you are poor, you will worry about Li Yuan, sighing for intestinal heat.

It's fierce to make fun of classmates.

Without rivers and seas, Xiao Sa sends the sun and the moon.

When you give birth to Yao Shun, you can't help it any more.

Nowadays, there is no shortage of corridors and temples.

The fire is biased towards the sun, and the physical properties are difficult to win.

Gu Wei is an ant tribe, but he seeks his own opinions.

Hu Weiqi longed for whales and wanted to suppress the Bohai Sea.

In order to understand physiology, I am ashamed to do things alone.

So far, I have swallowed it.

Eventually ashamed of the nest, it failed to change its festival.

It's comfortable to drink and chat, but it's sad to sing.

At the end of the year, a hundred herbs are exhausted, and the high wind Gorkon cracks.

It's cloudy and eventful, and guests are sent at night.

First frost is in rags, and his fingers can't be tied straight.

In the morning, I passed Mount Li, and the imperial couch was in the mountain.

Chiyou is cold and empty, and the cliffs and valleys are slippery.

Yaochi qi stagnation method, feather forest phase Mojia.

The monarch and the minister are happy with it, and the joy is moving.

Baths are all long tassels, and banquets are not short brown.

All the silks in Tongting belong to cold women.

Whip her husband's family and gather in Miyagi Que.

The sage is full of grace and really wants to live in the country.

If I suddenly understand, how can you abandon this thing?

Toastmasters will fill the court, and benevolent people should tremble.

I heard that the gold plate is in Huo Wei's room.

Nave dancing fairy, smoke scattered jade pieces.

Warm the mink and fur, pity the tube and clear the throat.

Advise customers to camel's hoof soup, and frost orange presses fragrant orange.

The wine and meat in Zhumen stink, and the road has frozen bones.

Prosperity and decline are very different, melancholy and indescribable.

The north is completely different, and Guandu has changed its course.

That group of ice is from the west, with high eyes.

Doubt is coming, I am afraid that I will meet Tianzhu.

The river beam is unlucky and the branches rustle.

Travel is climbing, Sichuan and Guangzhou can't cross.

An old lady sent her to a different county, ten doors away from the snow.

Who can ignore it for a long time and be hungry together?

He howled as soon as he started, and his youngest son starved to death.

I would rather give up a mourning, and the alley also sobbed.

Being ashamed of being a father led to come to a bad end.

I don't know if autumn is not over, poverty will be hasty.

Life is often tax-free, and the name is not levied.

The traces are still sour and pungent, and people are solid.

Meditate on the unemployed, because they are far away.

Worry stops in the south, and the hole cannot be broken.

2. What are the ancient poems describing "I don't know how to be enlightened after being reminded"?

1. Once the sea was difficult for water, it was amber forever. _ _ _ _ Five Farewell Poems by Yuan Zhen (4)

2. Life is like a reverse journey, and I am also a pedestrian. _ _ _ _ Su Shi's "Lin Jiangxian sends money to Mu Fu"

If two kinds of feelings last for a long time, it will be sooner or later. _ _ _ _ Qin Guan's Queqiao Fairy Qiao Yun

Life has its own infatuation, and this hatred has nothing to do with romance. _ _ _ _ Ouyang Xiu's "On the Jade Temple, Respect before Spring, Return to the Center"

Although my body doesn't have bright wings like a phoenix, I can feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn. _ _ _ _ Li Shangyin's Untitled Stars and Winds Last Night

6. But since the water is still flowing, although we cut it with swords, it is even more sad to raise a glass. _ _ _ _ Li Bai's Song of Shu Yun/Escorting Yu Shuhua Upstairs, a farewell letter to Xuanzhou Xielou.

7. Bodhi has no trees, but it is not Taiwan in the mirror. _ _ _ Huineng Bodhisattva

8. Get the moon near the water tower first, and it is easy to turn into a flower tree in spring. _ _ _ _ Surin's Sentence Break

Today people can't see the ancient moon, but this month they went to see the ancients. _ _ _ _ Li Bai's "Ask the bright moon, an old friend, make an appointment with wine"

10. We were all unhappy until the end of the day when we met. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? ! _ _ _ _ Bai Juyi's Pipa Travel/Pipa Introduction

1 1. After the flowers are picked into honey, whoever works hard is sweet. _ _ _ _ Luo Yin's "Bees"

12. Silkworms in spring weave until they die, and candles drain the wick every night. _ _ _ _ Li Shangyin's untitled time, long before I met her, became longer after we broke up.

13. There are thousands of glasses of wine for every confidant and more than half a sentence for lovers. _ _ _ _ Ouyang Xiu's "Spring West Lake sends a thank-you letter to Cao Yun"

14. There are gains and losses in the month, and flowers bloom and fade. I think life is the hardest thing to leave. _ _ _ _ Zhang Mingshan's "Pu Tian Le Yong Shi"

15. Falling red is not heartless, but turning into spring mud will protect the flowers. _ _ _ _ Gong Zizhen's "Ji Hai's Miscellaneous Poems No.5"

16. Everything is a dream in the end. Let's have a rest. Huang Die is also worried tomorrow. _ _ _ _ Su Shi's Nanxiangzi Heavy Wine Hanhui Building belongs to Xu Junyou.

17. Shoot the horse first, catch the thief first. _ _ _ _ Du Fu's The Sixth of the Ninth National Games

3. Describe that others don't understand my poem 1. Those who know me make me worry, and those who don't know me make me want. -Li Tao's "Looking at the Sea"

Interpretation: People who can understand me say that I am sad. People who don't understand me ask me what I pursue.

2, the world is cloudy and I am alone, and everyone is drunk and I am alone. -"Chu Ci Fisherman"

Interpretation: Everyone in this world is dirty, but I am innocent. Everyone is addicted to the superficial calm, and only I am awake.

I turn my heart to the bright moon, which shines on the ditch. -Gao Ming's "Pipa Story"

Interpretation: I am looking forward to the bright moon with all my heart, and the bright moon shines into the ditch.

4, few confidants, who listens to broken strings. -Yue Fei's Xiao Chongshan, I couldn't stop singing last night.

Interpretation: It is a pity that there are too few bosom friends. Who knows if the string is broken?

5, others laugh that I am too crazy, and I laugh that others can't wear it. -Tang Yin's Song of the Peach Blossom Temple

Interpretation: others laugh at you, which is stupid and crazy, but you laugh at others and don't understand your intention.

4. Young people don't understand ancient poetry. Your good friend, a teenager, has no taste and falls in love with the floor.

Fall in love with the floor Worried about adding new words.

Now that I know what it's like to worry, I want to talk about it. I want to talk about it.

But it is a cool autumn. -Xin Qiji hedges are sparse all the way, and the top of the tree is not shaded. The children ran after Huang Die, but they couldn't find it in the cauliflower.

-Yang Wanli grass grows in February, and the willows on the embankment are drunk with spring smoke. The children came back from school early, so they were busy flying kites in the east wind.

-Gao Ding's shepherd boy rode a yellow cow and sang loudly, trying to catch cicadas. Suddenly he stood there in silence. -Yuan Meixue, a teenager with a hairy head, hangs a bow and sits by the blackberry moss. Passers-by waved far away, scaring the fish.

-Hu Lingneng Xiaowa propped up the boat and stole it back to Bai Lianhua. He didn't know how to hide the trail. The duckweed on the water left a boat through the trail.

-Bai Juyi's men have a hundred years of honor and disgrace. Why bother to be honest? -Li Bai is young and vigorous.

-Li Baiwang adopted, thank you.