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A word, a classic short story, a complete collection.

I'm sorry if my joke hurt you unintentionally. I thought we were close.

Second, I'm not sad that you were injured, but when I was injured, you ignored me.

Third, my tears are so salty. Why do you smile so sweetly?

Fourth, the pure black sky, looking forward to your appearance!

I am not good at making friends, talking and expressing.

6. As long as the road is long, I will go with you without complaint.

At the humorous parting moment in the sky, I will never see your smiling face again.

Before you try to cheat me, please be prepared that I may never forgive you.

Can you not let me hear how good you are together and how much you love her?

10. You avoid me like the plague. Why should I treat you as a lover?

Eleven, you broke up. I didn't say anything. When you left, I cried all over the world.

Twelve, injury is always faster than moving;

Thirteen, the temperature of the finger can only be given to the blood of the whole body by the palm of your hand, and it can only be given to the heart.

I remember some songs, but I can't recognize the previous melody.

Fifteen, it's too late to be seriously young. When you understand, you can only choose to be seriously old.

Sixteen, invisible people have sad experiences.

Don't say all rude words at once, don't wait until you are completely rude and have nothing to say.

18. Sean, as a Beijinger, how can He Jiong cook dishes from other places? Sean, because my wife likes it.

Nineteen, you broke into my world so naturally, and my hard-built heart wall collapsed.

I like you not because you look good, but because you give me a feeling that others don't have.

2 1. I want to love you for a long time and never give up.

Twenty-two, [Who are you, the pen-tip boy who misses you so much, turns into a song on the desolate road of the city]

No matter how much you love him, you can't change the fact that he doesn't love you.

Twenty-four, when quiet, I always think too much and then I am inexplicably unhappy.

25. Worry is hard to hide. Cover your mouth and it will pop out of your eyes.

In short, the classic is a complete collection.

I'll wait for you at the door when the smoke starts. The sun goes down, I'll wait for you on the hillside. The leaves are yellow. I will wait for you under the tree. The moon is bent. I'll wait for you in the fifteenth. It's raining in Mao Mao. I'll wait for you under the umbrella. The running water is frozen. I'll wait for you by the river. Life is tired, I will wait for you in heaven. We are old, and I will wait for you in the afterlife.

Sometimes, we choose to keep our distance from someone, not because we don't care, but because we clearly know that he doesn't belong to you.

Third, people who dare not disturb others casually are kind.

Fourthly, I don't think that people's mental maturity is more and more tolerant and can accept anything. On the contrary, I think it should be a process of gradual elimination, knowing what is most important and what is not, and then being a simple person. -"Forrest Gump"

5. If you can't be together, you can't be together. In fact, your life is not that long! Cherish every encounter.

Six, flowers bloom in a spring, and people live forever. There are many things you may not know exactly why and what happened. People don't live because they understand all the mysteries and truths. People enjoy the taste of life because they ask, observe, feel and believe. I don't know, I don't know, there are expectations and disappointments, so everything is so charming.

7. Don't think about why others will keep hurting you, ask yourself why you keep allowing this to happen.

8. If a person really likes you, he will let you know, not let you guess. When a person misses you, it is Qian Shan Wanshui who comes to see you, not the condolence messages sent by everyone. If a person cares about you, he will accompany you to the end without excuses and hesitation, instead of rightfully thinking that you can really spend it alone. The person you are looking for must have you in the future.

Nine, for the life you want, you must have the courage to give up something. There is no justice in this world, and you will never please both sides. If you want freedom, you have to sacrifice safety. If you want to loaf around, you won't get the grades evaluated by others. If you want to be happy, you don't have to care about the attitude that people around you give you. If you want to move forward, you must leave your present position.

Ten, because I don't want to be seen through again, I learned to hide. I learned to pretend because I didn't want to be stabbed again. Since my concern is only a dispensable favor to you, why should I bury my youth for you without regrets? The first thing life has taught us is that no one can spoil you for life. If you want to walk brilliantly and openly, you must be independent and strong.

Eleven, do not keep, called youth. If you don't explain, you are calm. True love is that you don't let go. Imperfection is life.

Twelve, love a person, you must not love in a way that the other person will not agree, otherwise it is no different from hate. Love everyone, at least let the other person agree with your love style. Many tragedies in the world are not the lack of love, but that love is too overbearing and overbearing, and there is no difference between love and revenge. Life is too short to be tortured.

Thirteen, when you are coldest, someone hugs you regardless of their own coldness. This is happiness.

Fourteen, one step to the left and one step to the right; Step forward and step back; Only by following such repeated steps and dances can it be possible. Only by following such repeated steps can love be possible. The truth of love, so. Kevin Tsai

15. Life is a journey, not a destination, but the scenery along the way and the mood to see it.

If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetfulness requires no effort.

Some people say that falling in love with a city is because people you like live in it. In fact, falling in love with a city may be for a vivid scenery in the city, for a childhood memory, and for a familiar old house. Maybe, just for the city. Just like falling in love with someone, sometimes you don't need any reason, no antecedents, nothing to do with romance, just love.

18. I will be happy all my life, just for you. Turning to the world of mortals, I would like to sing a song with you forever.

Nineteen, there is no suitable at first, and it is "suitable" after tempering.

Twenty, happiness is two pairs of eyes that see the future.

The best preservation in the world is to make continuous progress and make yourself a better and more lovely person.

Twenty-two, I heard the most touching sentence: your head is so small, you will be unhappy if you think too much.

Twenty-three, everyone's heart is inevitably lonely. I don't like quiet, but no one can share the inner coldness; Everyone is afraid of loneliness, if someone can understand who wants to be lonely. Persistence does not mean that all injuries can be borne, but pretending not to be sad; Silence on the surface doesn't mean you don't feel anything in your heart, but you have no choice in reality.

Only when you are down and out will you know who is a fool who is worried about you and who is a stranger's asshole.

25. Why should a person work hard? For a long-term career, for a pair of hardworking parents, for a pure feeling, for a better self. Although the future is never known, as long as you are willing to work hard, all the years you want will be given to you.

26. Don't deceive yourself and take it for granted that you will perform your best at the "last minute". You can't do that. Unfinished tasks will always lurk in your subconscious, which can't eliminate your stress. On the contrary, you will feel more and more stressed. Some things are very important and must be done. Even if you hate it, you must do it and do it now.

Twenty-seven, cut off your own retreat, in order to better win the way out. Many times, we all need the courage to cut off our retreat. Because there is a retreat behind us, we will feel lucky and comfortable, and the pace of progress will slow down; If there is no retreat behind us, we can concentrate all our energy, go forward and win a way out for ourselves.

When you face setbacks and disappointments, you should have a calm mind. Only when you understand peace can you understand life.

Twenty-nine, life is to experience troubles, to find the wisdom of life, to reveal the true meaning of life. A life without faults is just a fairy tale. Hold yourself too high, others may not respect you; Put yourself too low, others may not respect you; No one is perfect, so there is no need to hide his shortcomings. To be a man, you must be able to raise your head and bow your head. Tilting up and down is not only a gesture, but also an attitude and a quality.

Be good to everyone, and be good to those who are good to me.

3 1. The best thing in life is meeting. Later, I learned that what is rare is reunion. If the meeting is a reunion after a long separation, I hope we are all well. If life is like the first time.

A classic sentence, a complete set of phrases

A classic sentence, a complete set of phrases

1. How many people can you forgive generously?

2. Just once. I'll show you forever.

No one can stay with you for long unless you are precious.

4. Many languages are fake, and only what has been experienced is true.

5. Is there companionship from beginning to end, but it won't be in vain to seek loneliness?

6, China's four sons and twelve planets are dependent on more than nine, preferring to shout for a lifetime rather than lose addiction. You firmly believe that this planet will still have a place for me after many years #EXO#

The people I met for the first time have all changed now.

8. How can I drink this hot water? It's too cold for me to touch.

9. It's okay to look at you fiercely, but it's better to look carefully.

10, time will give me the answer.

1 1, you smile beautifully, as if you have never been hurt.

12, the direction of your finger is where I am trying to go.

13, don't always complain that life is not lucky enough, you owe life an effort.

14, "I'm just a trivial gravel" and "But I've seen you"

15, some people can't keep you, just let them go. When you are a dog, why bother others? Oh, you're not a dog, so why are you looking for a dog?

16, it's mine, cherish it desperately, it's not mine, let you go.

17, believing in others is a kind of luck, and being believed by others is a kind of touch.

18, my direction is still drifting, and my words will continue to brew. This kind of waiting is really terrible.

19, "singing a hoarse voice and listening to ugly love words, I tried to tie a ponytail and love him."

20. Don't kill me with an emotional knife.

2 1. In those years, you paid off more than water and wine.

22. I have a person who has liked it for three years.

23. I'm Yuan from Class F.

Everyone praised me for my beauty, only you said I was smart and kind, and you succeeded in attracting my attention.

It's time to show you the wings of the fairy.

It is a waste of time to visit relatives for the purpose of collecting lucky money.

27. Until I changed your special concern to your full name and put it in the public group.

28. Later, we were all simple. You didn't look back, and I didn't stay.

I will find you one day.

Nothing is more important than you.

3 1, attitude changed more or less after catching up.

32. Never wait until you lose it to know how precious you once had.

33. "You always have to experience some betrayal and some sadness to see through people's hearts."

Don't lie, don't hesitate, there are always people who like your worst appearance.

35. God created women to be good friends so that they could fool each other!

36. The true love in my eyes is to know how to cherish true love when you can love it, to let it go when you can't love it, and to have everything. .

37. I have a good life. Fortunately, loneliness has always been with me.

38. How can a man degrade his ex-girlfriend in front of you? Then you are his next target.

39. There are many people shooting with you, but few people take bullets for you.

40. He doesn't like you taking him as your own life. He just treats you like a patient.

4 1, don't drive people away with bad temper and call yourself nobody hurts.

42. Time can understand that love can prove that love can also overthrow love.

I know I'm ugly, and I dare not say I'm beautiful, but sometimes I feel fine.

It was the knight who protected the princess, but in the end the princess married the prince.

I know I'm ugly, and I dare not say I'm beautiful, but sometimes I feel fine.

46. I want to walk through the rain, flood and snow in winter with you.

47. I want to leave the future to you to write.

48. I just want to see you wake up and see you before going to bed.

49. Emotion is consumed by one's indifference and one's enthusiasm.

50. Speaking is the best emotional release.

5 1, I'll chase you when I'm good enough, and try if I'm not.

52. People who think of you, do you good, and then hide it from you must take you very seriously.

My lover is a hero on earth, and one day he will marry me with colorful clouds. I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the end.

"I don't have much warmth. I leave all this to people who are good to me. "

55. I just want to listen to a song about Wukong in Dai Quan and a Monkey King drama for six-year-old children this Spring Festival Evening.

56. If you have to say thank you, I think it means thank you. You are my greatest experience and the person who accompanies me the most.

57. "Loneliness is because of who I miss."

I love you very much, but I don't know how to approach you. Do you know my feelings for you in the occasional greeting message?

59. After the night before, isn't this a love affair?

60. Hate and love are inseparable, and beauty and white hair are even more embarrassing.

6 1, a confused infatuation with you should be regarded as the ebb and flow of the storm.

62. I thought my tenderness could give you the whole universe. I thought I could try my best to fill your emotional gap.

My lover is a world hero. One day he will make coke chicken wings to pick me up.

64. The watermelon seeds in my head may have really sprouted, otherwise I thought I liked you enough and how could I like you more!

65. I love you, and my heart is soft, dull, romantic, silent and warm.

66. I want two grapefruit.

67. I want to exchange my thoughts with you, which will make you panic.

68. The spring breeze has ten miles, fifty miles and one hundred miles. Papaya stewed with Sydney cheese, corn, chicken sauce and mashed potatoes is not as good as yours.

69. The ideal life is to look up at the starry sky, wake up with the sun shining on the quilt and turn around naked and sexy.

I hope you don't catch a cold and don't worry.

7 1, the beautiful things in winter: crunching on the snow, warm milk, yellow flesh, baked sweet potatoes, sugar-coated haws, opening the heated room and seeing the whole world become clear because of air conditioning.

72. Identity is your eternal black knight. The world after you left is cold and snowy. Waiting is my long-standing habit. It's good to miss me even for a second.

The treasure is the band-aid you gave me. My wish is to have a bowl of Yangchun noodles with you.

74. There are many bad people in the outside world. Let's fall in love behind closed doors.

75, want to burn, want to shine, want to be beautiful, you sing.

I want to be an asteroid. The wind blowing through you is sweeter than your water. Treating your flowers gently is my gift to you.

77. Look at it this way. You use all your eyes and distances. It's like the wind has stopped and started again.

78. I hope the cat will pay the bill, supplement it and spend the winter.

79. Do you want to summon a dragon when you don't talk to me?

80. You have too many abilities that I can't envy, and the most enviable thing is that you can get my heart so easily.

8 1, you won't regret it until you leave.

I heard that you have been doing well recently, but I still love you.

83. Take the self-study exam at night and take out your mobile phone to search for the answer. Suddenly, the teacher turned off the light and I turned it on.

84. Have you ever liked someone but never expected a future?

After all, the woman who loves me the most in the world has married my father.

86. Not cherishing me is enough to prove that you are blind.

"An apple is not a pear, and no one is you."

88. The result of careful consideration is often unclear.

You're like a bitch in heat looking for someone to mate with.

90. In short, one thing, some people will disappear from your life.

9 1, love me less but love me longer.

92. When you were young, you threatened to drink thousands of kinds of spirits all over the world. When you are old, you will know that boiled water is the longest love.

93. One day Nobita grew up, and Doraemon could no longer hold Nobita's hand. We lost too much because of growth.

94. Charlotte traded a Ferrari for a truckload of sunflowers just because Ma Dongmei liked it.

I want to make you jealous, but I'm afraid you want me to be happy.

96. I can get used to listening to songs alone, crying alone and watching the whole sky alone.

97. There are more than 7 billion people in the world, but I just like you.

I like mine, but he doesn't like me.

99. The older you get, the more lonely you get. The more you grow up, the more uneasy you become.

100, melatonin advertising is really enough.

An inspirational word "short"

1. Make efforts a habit and water the future with sweat.

2. Strike and failure are stepping stones to success, not stumbling blocks.

3. Life is short, life is long, and it depends on diligence to achieve life goals! Let life wait for the next drift.

4. The strength developed by a person with faith is greater than that of ninety-nine people who are only interested.

To overcome difficulties, the brave have their own ways, and the timid only feel helpless.

6. Take life seriously and be lively.

7. People always try to cherish what they don't get and forget what they have.

8. In order not to damage the great success, God couldn't help soaking a drop of bitterness.

9. Don't forget to smile no matter how annoying you are; Pay attention to your tone no matter how urgent you are; No matter how difficult it is, don't forget to persist; Love yourself no matter how tired you are.

10. To succeed, don't race with a horse, ride on a horse and succeed immediately.

1 1. Whoever is the Dance Academy will accomplish nothing; Whoever does not dominate himself will always be a slave.

12. Failure is the price of success.

13. Complex things should be done simply! Do simple things seriously! Do serious things again and again! Repeat things creatively!

14. The higher a person pursues, the faster his talents develop, and the more beneficial it is to society.

15. There is nothing wrong with bowing your head. The mistake is that your head is much lower and you even bend over. When the waist bends, the basket can't keep its balance, and its dignity will fall out, scattered all over the floor and smashed to pieces.

16. I think setbacks and hardships are good opportunities to exercise my will and improve my ability.

17. People had better not miss two things, the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

18. The road to fantasy is always for people with faith.

19. Life is the process of life. How can there be no wind and rain? It is because of the baptism of wind and rain that we can see colorful rainbows; Only after experiencing the pain of failure can we taste the joy of success.

20. The ideal road is always to have faith. If you don't come back when you are in the prime of life, it's hard to get up in the morning. It's time for people to encourage themselves when they reach middle age. Time goes by and waits for no one.

2 1. Where there is a will, there is a way. If we cross the rubicon, 102 Qin Guan will belong to Chu after all. Hard-working people are rewarded by heaven, and they have tasted courage. More than 3,000 armour can swallow Wu. Never being satisfied is my upward motivation.

22. Only when you are full of confidence in life can you find self-improvement in self-confidence, show self-reliance in self-improvement, and achieve yourself through self-reliance, and you will constantly interpret the wonderful things in life.

23. Despair is the end of your wrong idea and the beginning of your choice of the right method. Walking out of the corner of life will usher in a beautiful life.

24. Don't let yourself fall asleep while you are still young and energetic, and do good deeds tirelessly.

25. If a person wants to have his own goals, only by struggling in his own goals can he realize the bitterness along the way when he reaches his goals.

26. Only victory can survive, only success has a price, and only cultivation has a harvest.

27. Only your future can squander my present; Only my favorite has given me the most fatal injury.

28. Try to let go and turn the bent bamboo whip into a straight bamboo.

29. Glowing is not the patent of the sun, you can also shine.

30. Time is fair and reasonable for everyone. Learn to manage time and cherish it with time. Developing good living and working habits is more conducive to your success.

3 1. When the world is overwhelmed by grass seeds, it will always break out in its own way.

Life may not always be beautiful, but those struggles can make you stronger and those changes can make you wiser.

The only way to get happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don't have.

34. Life is better than habit. Form good habits, you will never use them all your life.

35. On the stage of life, no medals are awarded to the laggards.

36. Teenagers worry about the unknown future, while old people worry about the known loneliness; When people reach middle age, they are alone, the country has been decided, the future is in hand, and every minute can be dominated by themselves and fully enjoyed.

37. There is no great cause without great difficulties.

38. Overcome difficulties and get out of difficulties, and success will belong to you.

39. Human experience is the ore of life, and the vitality of life is released in refining.

40. What is failure? Failure is the first step to a better place.

4 1. Any miracle in this world is achieved through hard work. First you admit that you are ordinary, and then you make up for it with thousands of efforts.

42. The world is not what you can do, but what you should do.

43. I believe that no matter how bumpy the road ahead is, as long as we seize today, we will taste the sweetness of life in our struggle sooner or later. It is better to seize every minute of your life than to waste a month or a year!

44. People should have not only beautiful eyes, but also wise eyes.

45. Genius, by its nature, is nothing more than an excessive love for career and work.

46. Don't be looked down upon by others, get happiness from work, improve yourself morally, and wash away the lead from emotion. No one is perfect, and the perfect way of life is not to be looked down upon.

47. If this day is a great task for Sri Lankan people, they must first put up with their thoughts and try to exercise their bones and muscles.

48. When you feel sad and miserable, you'd better learn something. Learning will make you invincible forever.

49. People should control their habits, but never let them control themselves; A person who can't get rid of his bad habits is worthless.

No matter how long the road is, you can go on step by step. No matter how short the road is, you can't walk without taking your feet.

5 1. The past is not equal to the future; There is no failure, only temporary suspension of success; Take more action.

52. Wealth is a temporary friend, but friends are permanent wealth; Honor is a temporary glory, and success is a permanent foundation; Education is temporary knowledge, and learning is eternal wisdom!

53. My landing means my sinking and getting old, so I have been flying.

Tomorrow the sun will rise and the earth will rotate at the same speed.

Once talent is dominated by laziness, nothing can be done.

No matter when you start, it is important not to stop after you start.

57. Try to indulge yourself, but always get stuck in too many shackles. What follows the law is only a body that has lost its soul.

58. Once people attach importance to opportunities, they are inevitably dominated by them.