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The original words to say to mistress

What did the original mistress say when the mistress appeared? The following is my collection of your original words to San Xiao. I hope you like it!

Choose words for Xiao San's original script

1) won. There will be other mistresses to destroy you in the future.

2) People are floating in rivers and lakes, and no one can help Man Xiu.

Since you wrote me your resignation letter, I think it is necessary to make some things clear before you resign.

4) Bitch will always be a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't afford it.

5) I am vain? Maybe so. Vanity at least loves face, knowing that a man who cares about himself needs fame, commitment and responsibility. Marriage is a woman's fortress. A third son like you only deserves to take love as a fig leaf and be a base for no regrets.

6) Everything I can't let go is because I can't have it.

7) Wrong, this letter tells you that you are a complete failure!

We finally chose you from n candidates. Because you are young, economical and naive, and you only love to despise marriage. All kinds of characteristics make you the best person to do three things. You are so ordinary, but so lucky! Do you think those gifts that touch your heart are expensive?

9) Speaking of which, if you insist on taking three jobs, it is a promising career for you, but you just want to change employers, my sister will write you a letter of recommendation. Because there is still a market at present, you have an advantage. You are cheap, economical, young, open-minded and relatively clean (as opposed to a young lady). Is it really unintentional to have sex, or is it necessary for the original partner who is pregnant and has children to appease her husband? Therefore, I highly recommend you!

10) Shallow things, how could God create such a failure?

1 1) It's okay to eat other people's leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and hurt the owner of the meal.

12) If I go down one day, remember, I will come up for you.

13) Look at you, you are born to be a mistress. Are you worthy of your country?

14) long-term acquisition of all kinds of idle girls at low prices. The model is not limited. Details can be discussed.

15) Oh, you look good. Why don't you sit on the stage with this outfit your parents gave you?

Should have said the latest words to San Xiao.

1) There are so many beauties in Jiangshan, and San Xiao is so coquettish.

2) Men have gold under their knees, and I have foot hair under my knees.

3) I am a woman, too. I've never seen you so mean in my life.

4) If you have money, you will lose your home; if you have no money, you will worship God.

5) Find the cause of the problem from yourself. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

6) In fact, why do women embarrass women and why do older sisters embarrass younger sisters? I hid the truth and let you be narcissistic like a lotus flower and leave with your own mirage. But after reading your complacent letter, I feel it is my duty to make you more sober on the road of life. I hope you can understand some truth. The man who really loves you is not shopping or buying a house, but actually giving you legal responsibility. Now you will be hurt, but please believe that my starting point is good.

7) For love, you choose to be a mistress, and for making money, you become a chicken.

8) The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.

9) If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible. God declared you invincible.

10) I smiled. The hostess can return to normal, and the devil can grow angel wings.

You have never been invisible between us. I've seen your photos and heard your stories, even including your every gesture. You don't believe me? I will prove it to you. Are you a flat-footed tooth porcelain? It's a pity that when you decide to be a third party, all your privacy will be exposed, because only husband and wife are the closest people. What about you? You haven't even seen my picture, have you?

12) A mistress is not as good as a young lady. Miss, it's for the money. What are you doing for?

13) I don't understand credit cards? Yes, but I know his company. I pay my credit card bill every month. Yesterday was my birthday? Jokes. My birthday has already passed. Speaking of which, you should remember that day, that is, the day when you went to have an abortion alone and repeatedly called but no one answered. He is having dinner with my parents-in-law.

14) a hateful guy like Xiao San can only play a piece of shit in TV series.

15) After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better.

16) since being a mistress must be shameless, she is also used to harsh words.

17) If I go down one day, remember, I will come up for you.

18) asexual and loveless prude, affectionate and righteous.

19) by the way, a warning: change your clothes into Chinese-style chest covers and open your pants, which will be more beautiful.

20) Hello. I am your lover's original match. Or traditionally, I am your sister and you are my concubine. I'm afraid you will be a little surprised to receive this letter. You probably always thought I didn't know you existed. Not exactly.

What I want to say to Xiao San about the original match

1) Get out of here as far as your thoughts go.

2) Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.

3) Don't think that you have a face of Xifeng, you are fooling around and being a servant of Santai Palace.

4) Everything I can't let go is because I can't have it.

5) Wrong, this letter tells you that you are a complete failure!

6) For love, you choose to be a mistress, and for making money, you become a chicken.

7) The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.

8) If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible. God declared you invincible.

I smiled, the hostess can return to normal, and the devil can grow angel wings.

10) Xiao San, do you deserve true love? Today you will be this man's mistress, and tomorrow you will sleep with someone else.

1 1) Now that you are going to resign, I'm really a little embarrassed. You secret concubine, we spent money. But forget it, it's not worth much. On the bright side, it is indeed cheaper and more worry-free than finding a little sister. So, as the original, thank you for your contribution.

12) Not tall, short, fat, thin, no three, no four, no face, no skin and no heart.

13) As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

14) Those jewels don't need to be shown to me, they are all bargains carefully selected by me in the wholesale market. He still wants to buy you a house? Yes, we are going to buy a house and pay a down payment. My name, you pay back the loan. . . Because you have no legal status at all, all your investment is in vain in the end.

15) Being a bitch, pretending to be innocent, thinking that you have feelings, bah, disgusting.

16) Do you fucking know how to write shame? I lost it to your ancestors.

17) playing with feelings? Being a mistress? Destroy others' feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically.

18) He often leads you shopping? Those are small things. You'll never guess what brand your sister uses. Otherwise, you wouldn't be so complacent.

19) get out of here as far as your idea is.

20) Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.

2 1) Don't think that you have a face of Xifeng, you are fooling around and being a servant of Santai Palace.

22) You will ask me why I tolerate him so much. Yes, you need to know at this time. Not tolerant, but I hope he is happy. You don't understand this. Men's civilized language is the strongest in-,while women must be in the future. I'm still young, so I'm not very interested in sex. So, how to bridge this gap? Through the communication between our husband and wife, the feasibility of using tools to comfort the young lady was ruled out. Decided to give him a secret concubine.

We finally chose you from n candidates. Because you are young, economical and naive, and you only love to despise marriage. All kinds of characteristics make you the best person to do three things. You are so ordinary, but so lucky! Do you think those gifts that touch your heart are expensive?

24) mistress, do you deserve true love? Today you will be this man's mistress, and tomorrow you will sleep with someone else.

25) My wish: I get drunk naturally every day and wake up naturally every day.

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