I said I was depressed at work, and they said I was picking up garbage at the construction site.

I told my family that I bought a Porsche, and they splashed all over the place where I cleaned it.

I told my friends that work is so depressing, and now everyone asks me if I pick up garbage.

I said I couldn't drink much wine, and you told people everywhere that I wouldn't live long.

I said this candy has the taste of childhood. what did you say ? Smells like earwax?

I said I was screwing around in the factory, and you said I was in Russia everywhere.

I said don't be confused when fighting. Why do you ask candied haws everywhere?

I said I was starving, but you told people everywhere that I was married.

I said I was not interested in that man, and you said everywhere that I was not interested in him.

I said it's okay to relax, and you said you should put onions in your vegetables.

I comforted my friend and went to the night shop. She asked me where the nightclub was.

I said that my work is not good now, and you said everywhere that I earn tens of thousands a day?

I said I delivered the courier in Shenzhen, and you said everywhere that I had a piece of land in Shenzhen.

I asked when to unseal it, and my friends said everywhere that I was in a hurry to get married.

I said I like buttonwood, and you told others that I like living with gay men.

I said I was in sales, but they insisted that I was a loser.