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Are you kidding?,

The man got on the bus with his child in his arms, and the female conductor quickly arranged the seats. The passengers were shocked: the conductor with such a bad attitude became enthusiastic this time. Unexpectedly, the child cheered happily: Mom is so good! How nice of mom! The man tried hard to carry luggage on the long-distance bus. The conductor asked: has that heavy luggage been with you all the time? Man: Hehe, it won't happen next time! It's my turn to hide in the box next time. ...

A beggar asked a porter for 5 yuan money, but the wage earners didn't give it. The beggar shouted, How are you doing? Even beggars can't stand being sent away!