What funny jingles are there in the countryside?

1, one does not touch the scorpion's tail, the other does not touch the hornet's nest, the third does not touch the tiger's ass, and the fourth does not touch the red-hot pot.

It is said that the scorpion's tail is a good weapon for attack. Scorpion concentrates its venom on its tail sting, so the tail sting is very toxic. Whether it is a small animal or a person, as long as it is stung by its tail hook, it is really not far from death, and you can't touch it! The hornet's nest is something that many people can't avoid, such as "tiger's ass", which is also known as "untouchable"! As for the red hot pot, it's better to stay away from it!

2. First, it sounds like big sister is laughing; Second, it sounds like a thrush; Third, it sounds like a violin; Fourth, it sounds like a minor.

Sister's laughter is always so delicate and crisp, touching; The song of thrush is the first choice to describe bel canto in poems of past dynasties; Playing the Hu Qin and singing a minor, this is simply too pleasant.

3. Bricks on the hard wall, latches on two hard doors, three hard sentries and four hard telephone poles.

The former gate turn is dwarfed by the present bricks. The previous city gate brick was really difficult to move without handles, so this city gate brick was hard and heavy. Now iron gates have been installed in the countryside. In the past, wooden doors were used to make door bolts, and many ingenious structures on the door bolts were amazed by modern people. Nowadays, many post-80s children have the impression of a doorbolt. The sentinel on guard "sits like a bell and stands like a pine", and his majesty comes out from this. As for the telephone pole, Bian Xiao tried it when he was drunk. It's really hard to hit the point.

4. A big red Guan Gong face, two big red marriage certificates, three big red drunken eyes and four big red monkeys;

Guan Yu's "phoenix eyes, if the face is heavy jujube", in a fashionable word, is simply red. The marriage certificate is of course festive and must be red. If you drink too much wine, the blood vessels in your eyes will be congested easily, and there will be more bloodshot than usual. Seen from a distance, it is a little red. As for the monkey's ass, a crosstalk performer described it as red as a red light crossing the road, which shows that it is not ordinary red.

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The simplicity of rural people does not mean that rural people are all louts, and rural people are particularly good at summing up. In fact, rural people also have their own summaries of rural life, which we call proverbs, proverbs or written allegorical sayings, all of which are part of rural cultural heritage. Many of these proverbs have been circulating for hundreds or even thousands of years. Many proverbs are like jingles in children's mouths, which can make people smile and have a certain warning or aftertaste.