Funny jokes, short sentences, how to send a circle of friends in the mood?

1. Every time I don't want to study, I tell myself in the mirror that I must study hard like this, otherwise others will say that that person has nothing but beauty.

2. Do you think that boys like it as long as they are beautiful? Do you think that as long as you have money, beautiful girls will post it themselves? Do you think you can find a good job by learning to bully? I'm telling you, all this is true!

I am not as perfect and strong as you think. Money and beauty are enough to conquer me!

If I knew I was so tired, I wouldn't come back to reality.

The time when you spent fifty dollars on deliberation has passed, and now you have to think for half a day when you spend five dollars.

6. My wife asked me: If a female colleague seduces you, will you listen? I smiled and shook my head, ha ha, who do you take me for? Am I the kind of person who will tell you what you really think?