Boring question!

Tell you a few jokes: The teacher asked Xiaoming, "Is there any way to protect the environment from deforestation?" Xiao Ming replied: "If you send a piece of paper less every day, there will be no killing without buying and selling." I am playing checkers with my 5-year-old daughter. The cell phone rang. When I saw the number, it was my friend Lao Hou, so I said hello: "Hello, Brother Hou!" " "I chatted with him enthusiastically. At this moment, my daughter came running and stared at me reverently without saying a word. After chatting with Lao Hou, I put down the phone and asked my daughter, "What's the matter with you? Why are you looking at me like that? " Daughter whispered, "Dad, how did you and the Monkey King meet? "Why did I switch my phone to flight mode, throw it downstairs or break it? A: Because when the phone landed, you didn't set it to landing mode. I have nothing to do in the office today, playing with magnets. The leader saw it and reached for it. As a result, the magnet was attracted by the leader's gold ring, which was embarrassing ... One day, I went to a glove shop and took a fancy to a pair of gloves. The boss asked for 50, I said 35, and the boss refused. After struggling for a long time, I gave up and gave my boss 50, and he quickly gave me 35.