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English phonetic jokes

Police = running towards death

Chairman = Chai Men

Boss= eat to death

Judge = juicing

Lawyer = grandpa

Thank you = three grams of oil

Shade= Whose?

Square = four corners

Yes = I am dead.

Miss = Sister is dead.

See you tomorrow = Who is stealing cat meat?

Watermelon = My Beauty

Nurse = screw

Girl = cut her ears

Good morning = playing with the cat