Please find some funny jokes.

The last thing I want to happen at a barbecue.

1 ... The meat was cooked with you.

2 ... charcoal playing cold

3 ... Clams are autistic

Four ... the barbecue grill is cracked

5 ... there are no seeds in the fire

6 ... meat and shelves form a small group

Seven ... sausages. Meat plays gangster with you.

8 ... black wheel with flat tire

9 ... Onion plays dumb with you.

10 ... corn will play hardball with you.

● When I was a child, I listened to Xintianyou: "I bowed my head to the ravine" and always thought it was "my head in the ravine".

"Wait once in a thousand years, wait once-"Someone heard: "A thousand years of female ghosts, a thousand years of female ghosts-"

The closing song of Super Variety: "Goodbye, goodbye, meet in front of the color screen …" sounded like "Meet in the morgue …" Later, it was estimated that the audience had too much opinion and changed it to "Meet in Applause".

Remember Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck? The title says, "Ah, the show has started!" " After listening for a long time, I always thought he said, "Ah, wild boar shit!"

"Jigong" sang: "Where there is injustice, there is no me." That's right. Where there is injustice on the ground, there will of course be a "nest"!

● I didn't understand the phrase "always keep your eyes open" in Descendants of the Dragon at first, but I always heard that it was "forever two years away". I've been wondering why it has to be two years later.

How many good sisters do you have? There is a saying, "Why does every girl marry a tear?". How should I listen? It is "why every girl should marry a human"!

My high school classmate told me that when he was a child, he listened to "The Red Sun on the Border" as "The Red Sun in Transformers"! At that time, he didn't know what the "border region" was, but he remembered it clearly. Every evening, he can see the red sunset in the west of the village. The most terrible thing is that there is a transformer high in the west of their village. At night, he happened to see a red sun on the transformer. So my classmates have been puzzled: why do songwriters know that the transformer in their village is in the west?

● In Andy Lau's China People, "How many dreams have been hidden in five thousand years" sounds like "How many dreams have been hidden in Jacklyn Wu". Strange, maybe they have one. ...

"The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you", which sounds like "The most romantic thing I can think of is to sell computers with you ..."

When I was a child, I learned to sing the theme song of "A Smart Rest" with TV (Japanese). When I overheard it, I sang "Geji, Geji, Geji, Aunt Wash the Spitoon ..."

"Learn from Lei Feng and set a good example ... stand firm, and the beans will smell sweet ..." Why do the beans smell sweet when they stand firm? Because beans are patriotic. I've always understood it this way.

● "... Our motherland is a garden, and the flowers in the garden are really bright. The warm sunshine shines on us, and everyone laughs ... "The last two sentences were heard when I was a child," The sunshine in Henan shines on us, and Americans laugh ",which has been suppressed for many years. ...

When I was a child, I heard someone sing, "We sat by the high urn and listened to my mother's stories about the past ..." I felt terrible. I didn't know the lyrics until high school: "... beside the grain pile ..."

Listen to Jordan chan's new album "Hug, Hug". The style has changed and it is very gentle. After listening to all the way, I suddenly heard Jordan chan sing "Little Beast" frequently. Be more careful, yes, the whole sentence seems to be "let the world call it a little beast" Didn't it change to yuppie? Is there a problem? Only after reading the lyrics did I know: "I can make the whole world laugh!" " Alas!

● There is a song that I still think is "A Group of March 8th Dances". Do you know which one it is-"Forget the samba".

Have you ever heard Jacky Cheung sing "The ending is not the result I want"-"... The ending is not the result I want ... The person waiting at the window is not me ..." My friends and I listened to it many times and thought that "the person waiting in the toilet is not me ..." I didn't understand.

Another time, I heard that "... the goose heard my song, and the river kissed my face ..." Just as "the uncle listened to my song and the boy kissed my face." Dizzy!

● Later, I heard my roommate sing a single love song: "... love should be more frustrated and brave ..." Listen to it "... love should be braver ..."

● "Make me sad or drunk ..." in the theme song of Richie Jen's The Condor Heroes always hears "Yang Guo is sad or Yang Guo is drunk ..." Hey! Why do you always have a problem with the hero? ! !

Do you remember the Hometown Clouds written by ChristianRandPhillips-"... ghosts come, ghosts come ... (Come back, come back)"? At first glance, I was really shocked.

Listen to May's sisters, a classmate from the countryside said, "... you are my sister, you are my baby!" " After listening for two days, I finally spoke: "How does this woman sing? Why my sister's and my uncle's? ? "

When I was in junior high school, a classmate listened to A Zhe's flood of love and asked me doubtfully, "Why did he sing' Promise me you won't line up in the middle of the night'?"

When I first listened to Tong Ange's Ye Lian Girl, I heard "... wild donkey, mysterious wild donkey ..." I thought for a long time!

When it comes to unclear articulation, Jay Chou is the first. He hummed: "Little bitch, little bitch, little bitch, little bitch ..." I sang along as soon as I heard it, and I didn't know my brother was singing "Jay Chou, Jay Chou, Jay Chou ..." Someone called himself a little bitch?

● Another one, which has nothing to do with lyrics, is an advertisement. Have you seen Sofitel Cecilia Cheung slimming advertisement? Cecilia Cheung walked out gracefully with her hands around her waist, and two beautiful women beside her watched with envy. Beauty Zhang said, "Why not use Sofitel?" I heard, "Why not hold it in your hand?" I think Beauty Zhang thinks his waist is too thin and he is afraid of breaking it, so I told everyone to hold it with their hands and be careful not to break it! It took me a long time to communicate with my friends before I knew the truth. Everyone laughed!