@ Joke: What's the joke, even if it comes from Xu's eight years old?

1 me: "Mom, I want to broadcast live and be an online celebrity."

Mom: "The investment is too big for us to afford."

Me: "Don't need too much investment!"

Mom: "Mom means that you have no money for plastic surgery!" " "

Me. . .

My mother stared at me for a while and suddenly asked, "Are we descendants of the foolish old man?" ! ? "

I look stupid.

My mother is proud of her chest: "The two mountains handed down from our family have finally been leveled!" "