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Yu-Ching Fei's cold joke.

Yang Yuying can directly answer all kinds of questions in a gentle way, except age. In the sister introduction question and answer of Braving the Wind and Waves 2, she was asked about her age: Yang Yuying adopted the strategy of killing her without telling her directly. "Why don't I just say that I was born in 197 1?"

Yang Yuying should be glad that Na Ying is not around at this time. Otherwise, with her cheerful personality, she can't stand such twists and turns, just say, "Are you 49?"

Indeed, the beauty in the mirror is still young and beautiful. Years treat Yang Yuying tenderly, but the frozen age can only be reflected in her face, not her ID card. She is not ready to face this age, so it is better to be tactful.

Before, I only knew that Yang Yuying people were beautiful and sweet. This time, I participated in "Langya List 2" and had more opportunities to show myself, only to find that Yang Yuying is really a walking dictionary of idioms. It is not difficult for one to know many idioms. It takes great skill to express them in the right place.

For example, for her feelings of meeting her sisters, she will use: surge of emotion, small (big) deer bump into, I have heard about her for a long time, and I have never met her.

Describe a beautiful girl in a room full of flowers, and she will say: Spring is full of gardens.

Not only is the writing elegant, but Yang Yuying's emotional intelligence and on-the-spot reaction ability are also unique. Thirty sisters are together, although they know who they are, but they are basically unfamiliar. This is definitely a large-scale social terrorism scene. Yang Yuying can keep a close distance and find a topic suitable for everyone.

Xiaoming said that Yang Yuying was a big idol when he was a child, and Yang Yuying would reply him with a cold joke: "You are an example we wrote since childhood, because everyone can write in grade one. It's sunny today. Xiaoming is carrying a schoolbag and going to school happily. You are a born hero. "

People who like it can make up a short paragraph on the spot, and finally the theme has been sublimated, which not only enlivens the atmosphere on the spot, but also makes the host who likes it happy!

The goddess is not always absent-minded After a long speech and a short composition, Yang Yuying did not forget to punish himself! "Oh, my God, it's so artificial. Let the audience tolerate my affectation, because I can't control it myself." For a second, the goddess switched female nerves.

A song "I don't want to talk about it" turned the competition stage into a big grandfather returning to the scene, and the song brought everyone back to the streets and lanes in the 1990s. However, Mr. Liu Zhuo only got 16 in the vocal music exam, with a total score of 67, which is really not high. The reason is that he was shaking when he heard Yang Yuying's voice, so I rewound the video and listened to it again. I really didn't hear it with my unprofessional ears, or maybe my ears have anti-shake function. Anyway, it feels good.

Xiao Ming asked Yang Yuying how he felt and whether the score was unfair. Yang Yuying didn't explain or argue, but said it felt so-so. "This is the first dance in life, and all kinds of situations are really in it."

Forgive me for being uneducated. I don't know what the situation means. Now I'm going to Baidu. Baidu's explanation is: situation and mood. The words are elegant and precise.

Yang Yuying should be as incompetent as Na Ying for the beauty and handsomeness of Jiang Luxia Albert Nobbs. Na Ying chose to be outspoken and said, "Is it that exaggerated?" Yang Yuying's approach is that although I may not understand it, I agree with your idea, "The three little girls around me simply like her. Wake me up and I will wake up."

Sister, did you just fall asleep?

After reading the first issue of Sister Lang 2, I found Yang Yuying, a precious sister. She speaks slowly, gently, deeply, culturally and chronologically, and is praised by netizens as "the female version of Yu Qingfei" (but not H jokes). Occasionally, when hacking me, I am still serious and funny.

Time will never beat beauty. If you have a book of poetry hidden in your heart, it is true to pick it up. She is still elegant and beautiful, but she has the texture of the years. She is an intriguing and interesting sister. Being witty and eloquent shows his personal connotation. Therefore, it is also a pleasure to watch and talk in her next performance.