29 funny sentences were sent to the circle of friends, which was very interesting and attractive.

1. A brain is a good thing, but if you have big breasts, you can do without a brain.

2. What's it like to be with someone you don't like? I don't even want to give him half a spicy strip.

Although I am indifferent to you at ordinary times, there are actually many bad words behind me.

4. When you are in love, let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money everywhere. Girls should work harder, eat, drink and be merry, and buy in buy buy.

5. How do you describe your cooking? You can make a good kitchen. You may not believe it, but the pot moved first.

6. Don't worry about the problems you can't solve today. Because it may not be solved tomorrow.

7. If you can't find a partner for a long time, you should reflect on it. Do you ask too much about gender?

8. To tell the truth, how much is this kebab?

10. I thought we could walk to the end together, but I didn't expect you to take a taxi in a few steps.

1 1. You look like a child, you know? I'm not saying you're naive, let alone cute. I'm just saying you look like my son.

12. Go to bed early every day. If you have nothing to do, you should play with your mobile phone less, which is not good for your mobile phone.

13. Who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.

14. I read a lot about the disadvantages of staying up late online. The biggest change for me is that I have changed from a happy staying up late to a fearful staying up late.

15. There are no roads in the world, and there are too many people wandering around. I don't know how to get there.

16. I lost my life because I was too proud, but I obviously don't love money.

17. People still need to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

18. Three points busy, seven points busy, and finally this life is very fulfilling.

19. As soon as I emphasize to be a low-key person, you should clap and scream for me.

It's good that you left, otherwise you would have been worried that you would stay for dinner.

2 1. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

22. I just don't make sense, because I convince people with fun.

23. I hope idolize, who is sensible, will not set himself on fire for me.

24. You can't wake up a person who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can!

25. At that time, I was still young and liked to pretend to be a writer. Now I'm fine. I only like money.

26. Show loving people changed batch after batch, only I am single.

27. I did my homework for two minutes yesterday, and then my mobile phone caught fire. I coaxed it for two hours. what can I do? I am also very helpless.

28. Your Mr Right is an incomparable monkey. One day he will walk through the tower in two steps and marry your dog.

29. I have a holiday, and there is no news at my deskmate. It feels like losing a pig. Pain!

Attractively talk about friends circle.

First, silence is only because of love and hate, and the ripple that makes it rotate is the persistence of love; Even if you cultivate immortality, you can help me in the same boat and turn to the golden tongue. After all, after the concert, the past will be lonely.

Second, there is no eternal love in this world, only eternal wounds.

Third, the highest state of love is to stand the dull fleeting time. Sometimes happiness is like sand in the palm of your hand. The tighter you hold, the faster you lose. Sometimes happiness is like a flower on the other side, faintly visible, but not touched. Calm your life, you will not be so angry and impatient, and you can pursue peace in everything. Things are going on peacefully. What can't be solved?

4. I wrote many short messages to you, telling my fiery poems and recording the imprint of your heart and mine. Every sentence is as sweet as a poem and my hope for life.

True love is when you clearly think the other person is a pig and are afraid of being taken away by others.

6. Roses are blooming on the wall of memory. I snuggle in your arms and think about eternity.

Seven, stay out of it, anyone can calm down, anyone can calm down in it, so please don't comment on anyone easily, because you are not among them.

Eight, gratitude! Thank you for accompanying me all the way through the long years!

Nine, maybe a lot of things can't be done, but fortunately I met many good people.

When we try to make ourselves better than we are now, everything around us will become better.

1 1. Life is a journey. Cherish the past scenery, grasp the present scenery and imagine the future scenery.

The strongest feeling in the world is not that I love you, but that I am used to having you. So, don't be afraid of time. If you love deeply enough, time will make it deeper. Time flies for many years, but I still love you, so I understand that interdependence is the deepest love.

Thirteen, the mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.

Fourteen, want to get the respect of others, want to let others look up to you, first of all, you have to respect others, look up to others. Not everyone is born the son of a rich man or a powerful aristocrat. The earth is so big, there will always be some people who want to be civilians and poor. So don't look down on others.

Fifteen, love and hate, sadness and joy, what I can get is not love, but my own state of mind.

I only hope that the world can be cruel and small, so small that I can see you when I turn around.

17. Don't remember for the sake of remembering, and don't remember for the sake of forgetting. What is sealed by time can only be printed by time. In fact, in order to forget, you can recall again and again; In order to remember, I can't get my memory back. We rushed all the way, but we couldn't catch up. We have lost more and more things. When we look back, we can't find our original self.

I'm really afraid that someone else will appear one day to take my place in your heart.

Since you left, I have been wondering whether I should give up. And your sentence: good morning, let my heart persist and collapse in an instant.

Twenty, sometimes you need to put yourself in other's shoes and change a sad face into a smile.

I'll call you again. (Next life! )

Twenty-two, not all dusk is so beautiful, not all feelings can have a fairy-tale happy ending.

Twenty-three, good night is no longer an expression of mind, it just becomes a polite greeting. After all, you have no idea if the person on the other end of the phone is sleeping. All I can know is that when I say it, the topic is over.

24. Hard life needs no explanation.

This is life, like a fish drinking water.

26. Time will tell.

A smile is fleeting, but sometimes the memory behind it can last forever.

Twenty-eight, if there are no traces of dreams, no tears, unforgettable memories of the past can also be understated. The only injury that bothers me.

Twenty-nine, childhood friends, dependent on each other, how can the glitz in the world rival you for a kiss?

Thirty, why break up now? Basically, I don't like it. I don't like it. I have no future. I just refuse to admit that I like others. It's really embarrassing.

Thirty-one, lovers who break up will tacitly turn their heads to one side every time they meet.

32. If you want to say something, you will naturally say it. If you don't want to tell, all you hear is lies.

33. Life is like a hike. You only learn to smile when you hurt and love.

34. My ex-boyfriend asked me to attend his wedding. I calmly replied: next time.

35. Be gentle, but don't compromise. We should be quiet, calm and strong.

Thirty-six, I treasure your poems in the book holder, and cherish beautiful memories in my heart like flowers.

37. Know me through other people's mouths. Is your head used to increase height?

I will always remember that I loved you, even though I was just a passer-by.

Sentences with charming hair bands

First, do you think I lost my temper because I have been a good person for too long?

Second, if you don't work hard, can you prove to the person who abandoned you how blind he is?

Third, anxious hearts can't smell the calm and elegant flowers; Aggressive people may step on their own mines step by step. Zhang Lijun

Fourth, beating is pro, scolding is love, and kicking you is the most practical.

In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.

6. In your life, you will often meet someone who breaks your principles, changes your habits and becomes your exception. Then the years passed, and unconsciously, he became your principle and made your habit. This is a kind of tie.

Knowing each other is God's will, knowing each other is human's will, adding up is friendship, and feeling is intentional. We can be together because our hearts are connected.

Eight, some people will always be engraved in their memories, even if they forget his voice, his smile and his face, but the feeling when they think of him will never change.

Nine, sometimes, we have to be strong, so in pretending to be strong, we are really getting stronger and stronger. It's true. Yang Jiang

10. I hope our names can be written together, whether on wedding invitations or tombstones.

Eleven, rich, do a good job! No money, work hard! Snakes don't know their poison, and people don't know their mistakes. Yours is like someone else's candy. It's gone after eating it. And your bad, like a scar, will last forever. This is human nature.

Twelve, the grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

Thirteen, let me hold your hand, lead you and my dreams, and March towards a bright future. No matter Qian Shan Wanshui or the ends of the earth, I will always walk with you. You are my lover in my previous life.

The sun hangs in the sky like a big fireball. It stung us hard to open our eyes. On the way, the asphalt was softened by the sun. A heat wave hit the face and made people breathless. On the big trees on both sides of the road, cicadas kept barking, as if to say, it's hot, it's hot. The flowers bowed their heads and the grass bent down, all looking listless. Where are the children? Hiding in the swimming pool one by one Look at the children in the swimming pool next to you. They are so dense that only their small heads are exposed.

I know you don't like me talking about me behind my back. It doesn't matter. I don't like you either.

Sixteen, more happiness, less trouble, tired to sleep, wake up with a smile, how is life, put your own seasoning.

Seventeen, don't be too accommodating to the person you love, that's equivalent to giving up!

18. Later, I finally learned how to love, but you have already disappeared into the sea of people!

If you can't afford the love I want, please don't tell me that I love you.

Everyone has a guardian star. It is said that it is a lover's heart. Dear you, I carved your name on the star, which is the star that I am waiting for you and love you.

The furthest distance in the world is that I miss you deeply, but I can only bury it in my heart.

Xxx is a walking poster.

Twenty-three, time is the most deceptive, but it can also make you understand that nothing in this world can't be lost. What is left is the scenery, and what is left is the life. The person who comes to the end is the right person.

Life is short, you should be with interesting people, such as me.

Twenty-five, hanging out with married women in a group of bitches will ruin the future of a promising young man.

Twenty-six, cultivate the mind and realize the Tao 1 Read more books when you have time, and the Expo will be wonderful; 2 Be cautious in words and deeds in front of people, keep a low profile and be clear; (3) Making friends is affectionate, generous and popular; (4) Be good at bearing burdens, endure humiliation and bear burdens, and store ambitions; ⑤ It's easy to do things, and don't argue for adding; ⑥ Tell yourself principles and stick to self-confidence; 7 indifferent and far-reaching, self-cultivation and integrity; ⑧ Modest and humble, see the backbone frankly; Pet-name ruby outstanding and gregarious, high quality and heroism.

27. Don't ask yourself how important you are to each other. If you don't feel it, forget it Why listen to another lie?

Twenty-eight, want to be your sun, warm you when you are happy, and burn you when you are unhappy.

29. There are always some things that make people forget the time. There are always some things that must be put aside, because there is still tomorrow.

Life is not a race, but a journey. You should know how to appreciate the scenery along the way.

31. Taking a step back does not mean that I give up; Letting go doesn't mean I give up; Smiling doesn't mean I'm happy!

Thirty-two, don't say that you will miss it after you leave; Anyway, we are still friends after breaking up. Leave a place, the scenery will no longer belong to you; If you miss someone, that person has nothing to do with you. Falling flowers are intentional, and running water is ruthless. From the second I turned around, my happiness has nothing to do with you.

Thirty-three, I will never see you again in my life, just to see you again, not you. You will never appear in your heart again, only the vicissitudes of the sun and moon and the fleeting time. Xi Murong

Thirty-four, fell down, got up and cried.

Sending a circle of friends is a very attractive sentence

1. At one time, we all thought we could die for love. In fact, love can't kill people. It will only stick a needle in the most painful place, and then we want to cry. We tossed and turned, and after a long illness, we became a doctor. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world. Dry your tears. Tomorrow morning, we will all go to work.

As long as you are willing to work hard, you can get what you want at work. No matter whether the economy is booming or not, no matter what era you are in, you can completely overcome these hardships as long as you work hard.

Be kind to yourself, don't be influenced by others, and don't influence others, be confident and elegant. If you were a dust, you would explain the meaning of life by flying; If it is a drop of rain, do your best to gently moisten the earth. Life is full of hardships, so applaud yourself, don't let hesitation stop you, and don't let sadness pale your heart.

No matter how good he is to you, the world is half man and half woman. Your life does not depend on him. The protagonist of your life is yourself, and he only appears because you chose him. If he leaves, you have to put on a good show of your own. What you lack is only the supporting role of icing on the cake; What I don't lack is applause from the depths of my life.

5. The rainy station, you at the corner of the stairs. Bright youth, pure love in pure love. To youth, to love, and to forgive all our heartbreaks.

6. Don't try to find a perfect person, because you are redundant around the perfect person. For the perfect individual, you are redundant. Love is not when you fall in love with the perfect person, but when he loves you, he becomes perfect, and when you love him, he becomes perfect! To love

7. From 1998 to now, from school uniforms to wedding dresses, from boys to men, Westlife has sung these five songs for 20 years.

8. It turns out that loving someone means always sympathizing with her and never wanting to blame her. Seeing her cry, my heart ached; Seeing her smile, her own is like a flower. In love, everyone has his own fatal weakness.

9. Life stays, like light; Don't stop, like the wind. Look at the mountains and rivers and wave your sleeves without taking away a cloud. Actually, I can't take it with me. I have to keep my sleeves. You can't take it away, you can only stay or lose it. This is the characteristic of life.

10. Persistence is your own business. How can it change because of others? If you think you can, do it. Swing is the biggest enemy.

1 1. It's not too late to start now, so let's start today. One day, the future that can be seen bit by bit will be gradually clear in your heart and at your feet. Life never mistreats everyone who works hard.

12. Your name didn't make a sentence, but it filled my heart.

13. Everyone's youth has detours. No one can walk it for you, but the future is always there. I hope someone will accompany you from place to place and walk with you to the day when you shine.

14. Even if the world is deserted, there are always people who are your followers.

15. The most precious thing about two people together is that we both know that the other person is not perfect, but we are still willing to do everything for him, whether it is good or bad, and feel worthwhile.

16. I used to want to cry when I was sad, but I don't remember being sad when I cried. Later, I cried and found that the real sadness was that I felt dizzy.

17. When can I learn to refuse? I have always been a good person in the eyes of others. I know it's silly. I indulge others' suffering every day. If I suddenly change, I will definitely become a bad person, but bad people will always be done.

18. Once a person's heart is cold, how can it warm up! When people get along with each other, they are not afraid of quarreling, but of cold silence. Holding a heart carefully, sometimes I can't even bear a little harm. Without trust, the heart can't warm back.

19. I am not a person who intends to do things by myself. I just want to do what I want to do as well as possible. If I have to talk about planning, I hope my strength is stronger and I can protect those who care about me.

20. People never express what they say, but their desire to be understood.

2 1. The moment when a person shines, it is not standing in the spotlight, nor applause recognized by millions of people, nor being rich, but having the life state that he wants most.

22. A lot of fatigue in life is not physical fatigue, but mental fatigue. A lot of pain in life is not physical pain, but heartache. When you are tired, you just want a hug and you can stop for a while; When you are distressed, you just want a word of comfort and you can smile.

23. In life, two people don't have to have love to be together. Sometimes friendship can make their feelings last longer.

24. Half a cup for yourself and half a cup for your lover.

25. We are all young. No matter how many difficulties and setbacks we encounter, we do not lack the courage to start all over again.

26. The best state of life is to say goodbye to the past calmly, grasp the present and meet the future calmly.

27. The warmest thing is that if you say a word casually, someone will take it seriously and do it quietly.

28. Do you know that I miss you very much, but you told me it was inconvenient to contact you recently, but you didn't contact me at all. No identity and no reason to want to talk to you.

29. Our ancestors didn't choose to love their country at the cost of their lives, because they knew they would become great people, and neither did we.

30. We can turn back, but we don't have to. Even if one day, we find that we are wrong, we should turn around and stride in the right direction instead of always looking back and complaining that we are wrong.

3 1. People always have to pay something for what they like. I was ready from the beginning.

32. The derailed man left his house and inheritance to his wife and children before he died, but gave his favorite leaves to the woman he loved. The weight of love is just a fallen leaf and dust after death.

Sometimes you see the wrong person, not because you are blind, but because you are too simple. Sometimes helping the wrong person is not because you are stupid, but because you are too kind.

34. however! You today, you now, you now! Terrible face! Rude behavior, conceited expression!

35. Always remember that you are allowed and loved. You can create infinity and cross eternity. Enjoy every moment of life.

36. People can't escape from difficulties. Every brave face will make them stronger! All the difficulties are for you to upgrade and find your true self!