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Xxx's Sunday composition 300

One Sunday morning, Aunt Liang, who had been frowning, suddenly became happy. Oh! It turned out that her eldest son had come to see her. So, she happily went to the market and caught a big fat chicken for her eldest son to eat, and told everyone that her eldest son was back. Look at her cheerful appearance, everyone is happy for her. Suddenly, while Aunt Liang was not paying attention, the fat chicken struggled for a few times and ran away. Aunt Liang saw it and was in a hurry, but because she was too old to run, she was so anxious that she shouted, "My chicken, my chicken, who will help me!"

I heard shouts and came out to ask about the situation, so I joined the "industry" of catching chickens. When I was resting, I threw myself forward, and the chickens were scared by me and ran away at once. The chicken fled to the west and I chased it to the west; The chicken slipped eastward and I rushed eastward. After a while, the chicken didn't catch me, but I was panting and exhausted by the chicken.

As I walked, I thought about how to catch chickens. Suddenly an idea flashed through my mind: since you can't storm, take it out! All right! So, I squeaked like a chicken and cried. When the chicken heard my cry, it stopped and looked at it at once. Really tired. I walked gently, two or three steps away from the chicken, and I caught the chicken with one jump. The chicken suddenly realized, but it was too late. I grabbed the chicken.

Aunt Liang came to help me wipe my sweat and said, "Junru, thanks to you, otherwise my money would have been wasted." . . . . . ""you're welcome, this is what I should do! " After that, Aunt Liang and I both laughed.

Although I am very tired today, I think it is worth it.

Happy Sunday

On Sunday, the weather is sunny. My mother and I came to the Happy Garden in the west, where people were crowded.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw that the weeping willows on the roadside had grown leaves and the grass had sprouted, which was a beautiful scene of early spring. Not far from here, we heard the children's laughter. The first sound came from bumper cars. When I got closer, I found that there were many people waiting in line. Look how happy they are!

Look!

A green bumper car came quickly and hit a red bumper car with a bang!

How interesting!

I said to my mother, "I want to play bumper cars, too, okay?" Mom readily agreed!

I am very happy to choose a red and blue car, which looks good!

When I jumped into the car, the electric bell suddenly rang. I stepped on the accelerator, grabbed the handlebar with both hands and started the car wholeheartedly. A blue car tried to touch me. I dodged left and right, but I didn't hide. I just heard a bang. The car touched my car. I am so angry!

Then, I fought back and drove at high speed to the car that touched me just now, but the driver on that car was very cunning, hiding from the left and flashing from the right, which made me confused. This driver is amazing!

Well, I had to retreat. I saw an aunt driving a red bumper car. I drove to the red car and only heard a bang. My car hit a car. Just as I was smirking, the bell rang. Although the bumper car is over, my heart is still in the fierce scene.

Then my mother and I went somewhere else. Chatting with my mother while walking. I also saw two rows of small pine trees, standing proudly and neatly like a group of soldiers waiting for inspection. You see, the roller coaster on the left side of the path is full of people, and the people on the right are swinging around with relish. Finally, my mother and I rented a bicycle for two. It was red and as bright as the sun. I like it very much. I was very nervous when I first got on the bus, and then I practiced slowly and finally became proficient. At this moment, the breeze blew on my face and it felt like flying, so my mother and I sang the song "Spring". We bypassed the golf course and turned to the bowling alley.

After riding a bike, my mother and I bid farewell to the western happy park and went home happily.

Happy Sunday

Sunday is a day of relaxation. On that day, my parents and I made an appointment with my classmates Cenyu and Qian Qian to climb the Phoenix Mountain. After we have prepared snacks, newspapers and toilet paper, we will meet at the school gate.

"Well, let's go!" Let me tell you something. When we reached the foot of the mountain, Qian Qian looked up and said, "Ah! So high, can we climb to the top of the mountain? " Cen Yu and I said in unison, "Good! You can definitely climb up! "

We climbed up the steps with our bags on our backs. After climbing for a while, Qian Qian said she was tired. Let's have a rest. I said, "Hold on a little longer and rest under the big tree in front!" " "We are up again. Cenyu suddenly saw peach blossoms. She said, "Look! What a beautiful peach blossom! "When we look at it, it is really beautiful. We immediately went to the tree and took out newspapers and snacks. Spread the newspaper on the floor with food on it. We enjoyed peach blossoms while eating snacks.

"Let's play word solitaire. Let her perform a program if she doesn't pick it up. " I said with a smile. "Very good." CenYu and Qian Qian replied happily. I started: peach blossom, flower, son, child, woman, human. It's my turn, but I can't connect. "show!" They said happily. My parents also laughed. I had to tell a joke: "A child got 3 points in the exam. When he came home, his father saw it and spanked him three times. The child cried and said,' I don't want any points in the next exam!' "This little joke made everyone laugh. Mother said, "It's almost time to have a rest. Let's keep climbing! "We got up and set off again.

Almost to the top of the mountain. We are all very tired. "Hurry up, hurry up, it's almost the top of the mountain!" Dad said. We gritted our teeth and stuck to it. Near the top of the mountain, there is a difficult journey. There were no steps, the road was muddy, and Qian Qian almost fell down. So we helped me, and I helped you to hold each other slowly, holding the bushes next to us and climbing slowly.

Finally climbed to the top of the mountain. Ah! The top of the mountain is really beautiful. The trees are so green, the grass is so green, the air is so fresh and the vision is so wide. It is really "a hill." We chose a green lawn to sit down. Everyone is very happy, playing games, enjoying flowers and chatting for a while, even mom and dad feel very happy.

How happy we were that Sunday! It was not until sunset that we reluctantly went down the mountain.

Happy Sunday

I like a happy and free Sunday.

For me, the happiness of "Sunday" is not the happiness of doing homework and treating homework as a document, but pure natural freedom.

I slept until 10 in the morning and reluctantly left my beloved bed at the urging of my mother. After eating early, I read entertainment magazines on the grounds that I just had enough to do my homework right away. Just when idol Alec Su released his new album recently, he was suddenly awakened by the roar of lions, and the magazines in his hand were "collected" by martial arts masters of different schools! Another "storm" swept me to the table, helpless! I have to do exercises.

In the afternoon, liberated! Two tigers went to take a nap. I was ecstatic and turned on the walkman. There are all boring medical advertisements coming from the loudspeaker, which is really annoying. I changed the channel and listened to "Station Manager" hosted by Qiuqiu. Ginger is still hot. The sweet voice, wonderful eloquence, melodious accompaniment and unique program style of the ball can not help but make people feel relaxed and happy. All this is incomparable to other programs. Leaning on the bed, holding Andersen's fairy tales in one hand and cheap French fries in the other, it's really leisurely!

After reading the book, look up at the clock, yeah! It's almost time for these two "tigers" to get up. I quickly found two martial arts skills that I have practiced to deal with these two "martial arts masters".

At about 5: 30, on a whim, I sang A Full Moon Night by Miriam Yeung and Richie Jen, and a feeling of wanting to fly suddenly rose in my heart.

After dinner in the blink of an eye, I opened QQ, chatted online and hurried downstairs. Run into the room, put "The True Story of Ah Q" on the exercise book, and then make a cup of "Yashili" to replenish your strength.

Before going to bed, the upper eyelid is next to the lower eyelid, OK! Go to bed!

Hehe, I spent a wonderful Sunday entertaining myself! Good Night!