Are there any more shocking brain teasers?

130 1- who is the most experienced and intelligent in the journey to the west series? Answer: screenwriter

1302— What's the best not to ask when you meet a friend in the toilet? Answer: Have you eaten?

1303- Who will be wrapped in leather in hot summer? Answer: model.

1304— Under what circumstances will the hands and mouth keep moving? Answer: Can't swim, jump into the water.

1305— Everyone is afraid of getting wet in the rain, but everyone likes to get wet in the rain. Why? Answer: shower

1306— Which part is the easiest to lose weight when losing weight? Answer: wallet

1307-small 100 m 10 sec, small 1 1 sec. Why did Xiao Li win the gold medal in the end? Answer: Xiao Zhang didn't play.

1308— Wang Datou kept shouting: Hurry up, I'm going to be late for class. But why didn't he act? Answer: dreaming

1309— Someone bought a car and sold it at a higher price two years later. Why? Answer: An antique car.

13 10— I often met a girl, fell in love with her at first sight, and learned that she had no boyfriend. Why are you still moping? Answer: The girl is married.

1311-Xiaoming ate red bean jiaozi at work. The manager looked at it and said angrily, "Too idle?" Xiao Ming answered a sentence that almost made the manager faint. Answer: No, it's sweet.

13 12— The old lady is not terminally ill. Why did the doctor say there was no cure for her? Answer: She has no money to buy medicine.

1313-Does the rooster wake the sun or does the sun wake the rooster every morning? Answer: No, it's time to wake them up.

13 14— Who can make monsters all over the world run around at the same time? Answer: solar energy.

1315-Why there is no sun in the clear sky Answer: Of course there is no sun at night.

13 16— When to put on shoes before socks Answer: Step on a nail, put on shoes before socks.

1317-What is the hardest answer to wake up? Someone who pretends to be asleep.

13 18— The tadpole lost its tail and became a frog. If a monkey has no tail, what is it? Answer: Still a monkey.

1319-whose brain remembers the most things? Answer: Computer.

1320— A glib talker, why can't he talk just by smiling at you? Answer: He is in the photo.

1321-There is a person who will listen to you and make you look up or down. Who is this man? Answer: barber

1322— Apart from fragile articles such as glass and porcelain, what other things need to be handled carefully? Answer: Bullshit

1323 —— Yao Ming is a nearsighted and famous gluttonous boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind them. What do you think he will look at first? Answer: nothing.

1324— What is a mother-in-law perm? Answer: Silver coil.

1325-wearing a black hat, the body is like a pillar, and when you touch it, you will have a light deji! Guess what this is? Answer: matches

1326— Scorpions and crabs play guessing games. Why can't they tell who is the winner after guessing for two days? Answer: The poor two guys can only produce scissors.

1327—— Each of the three children bought a pair of shoes. Why are they still wearing different shoes? Answer: I just bought shoes and haven't worn them yet.

1328-On a gloomy night, a girl with long hair and a pale white dress stood in front of her eyes. She touched her with her hand, but she couldn't touch it. Why? Answer: There is a transparent glass window in the middle.

1329— Lao Wu, who sells newspapers today, sold 100 newspapers, but only made a few cents. Why? Answer: He sells old newspapers.

1330— What should you do if you have a hen that lays golden eggs? Answer: Fight with each other and stop dreaming.

1331-Grandpa is familiar with the art of war, but he knows nothing about the past. He loses every time he plays chess with his grandson. What tactics does grandpa use? A: The soldiers will block.

1332— What's the name of the painter's apprentice? Answer: lewd.

1333- Nanjing Road, Shanghai, who travels the most Answer: China people.

1334— Can people living in Hong Kong be buried in Guangzhou? A: The living cannot be buried.

1335 —— The motorcycle is heading north at a speed of 80 km/h. There is an easterly wind of 20 kilometers per hour. In which direction does the motorcycle smoke blow? Answer: There is no smoke in the tram.

1336— There is a word that we have mispronounced since childhood. What is this? Answer: Wrong.

1337— There was a man wearing a helmet with a fan tied to it, an electric fan in his left hand, a kettle in his right hand and skates on his feet. Excuse me, where is he going? A: Go to a mental hospital.

1338— Xiaoming writes to his girlfriend every day, and * * * sends seven letters, but his girlfriend Jenny only receives one letter every day. Why? Answer: There are seven girlfriends.