One sentence that is ridiculous and funny personality talk 2021

1. If you can be meticulous with me, I will be meticulous with you

2. Men always say one thing and do another, and even wear a condom at critical times

3. The first line: envy, jealousy and hatred, the second line: emptiness, loneliness and coldness, the horizontal line: paralysis that I am single

4. Once you make a mistake, you will be hated for eternity, and you will look back on your sons and daughters for thousands of times

5. Young girls are valuable, young women are more expensive. If a rich woman is around, both can be thrown away

6. Men always want to maintain such a perfect status quo: eating dishes cooked by their original partners , go to the bed where the mistress sleeps

7. If fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp

8. Can't find it everywhere, I still sigh at the small waist I used to have. I have a lot of time to hate, and I am covered with colorful flowers

9. I have searched for her thousands of times in the crowd, and I have stepped on the smooth road. Suddenly I look back and look carefully, and there are countless aunts and aunts

10. Every time I collect the New Year's money, I I was pushed back and forth, and I was really afraid of being taken back

11. How does it feel to have your New Year’s money taken away by your parents every time?

12. I always say this when school starts The same sentence "I must study hard this semester"

13. A straight bang has broken the hearts of many ignorant girls, and they can't let it go or tie it up

14. I Finally found the road to success, but the intersection is under construction

15. Although I cannot be a descendant of a rich man, I must be an ancestor of a rich man

16. I once I passed by a person, sparks flew, and bricks were almost moved

17. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I am invisible and you are online, but you are online and I am invisible< /p>

18. The son asked his father: What should I do if I meet a pervert? My father said to touch him and run away

19. Tears in the eyes cannot drown a fish

20. All jobs that are not for salary are just dawdling

21. The story of Spirited Away tells us: Don’t eat too much, or you will turn into a pig

22. The simplest happiness is to do what you like

< p> 23. I have always had short hair, because long hair makes me short-sighted? So I generally have a wide range of knowledge

24. The efficiency of class is directly proportional to the number of levels I play games

25. Look at my sore balls with the most ordinary eyes Life

26. Cinderella doesn’t have the glass slipper, so I can’t become a princess

27. The power of science is that you can’t understand even if you copy the answers. The power of liberal arts is that you I don’t want to copy the answer after reading it

28. If you are well, it will be sunny, but I like cloudy days

29. When I was a child, I laughed when I cried. When I grow up, I laughed and cried

30. You can’t even look down on such a good girl like me. Boy, do you like men?

31. I have a bad memory and am rather forgetful. , Just remember those who treat me well

32. Why doesn’t Fahai understand love? Answer: Because there is no "whip" in Fahai

33. It turns out that loving someone depends on man, God, and fate, but it cannot be controlled by oneself

34. With a rosy face, thousands of people are stunned. Could it be a girl? Yong Dabao

35. Three elements of success: persistence. shameless. Insist on being shameless

36. Playing the piano to a cow is actually not terrible.

The scary thing is that the cow plays the piano to you

37. Food, I want to lose weight, and I can’t have both, so I just go with it

38. When dating Mr. Winter Vacation, there will always be a mistress called Winter Vacation Homework

39. Some people are so serious that it makes people feel distressed, and some people are so mean that it makes teeth hurt

40. Shakespeare once said: "Don't test me, I can't stand the test!"

41. Those who can't lose weight are always in commotion, and those who can't eat fat are confident

42. Today I'm in a bad mood. I just want to say four sentences, including the two sentences above. I'm done.

43. What you say may not always come true, just like a man's promise to a woman< /p>

44. My first love was buried with that man called a heartless man, but now I have become stronger

45. If you don’t understand me, then shut up your slanderous mouth.

46. If you can’t keep things, throw them away, so as not to upset you

47. Women should speak with their abilities, and don’t yell blindly with that shrew mouth

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48. Keep going like this until you have nothing

49. Smart people act first with their brains, while stupid people act first and regret later

50. My gentle smile is a reserve that you don’t understand. 2021 domineering one sentence QQ space funny personality talk

1. I grabbed the tail of time, but it cut off its tail and ran away

2. A mosquito circled around me. I thought it fell in love with me, but who knew it would only drink my blood

3. You came into my life, but you became But it has become the biggest stain in this white world

4. They say women are made of water. This is because the water pollution is so serious recently

5. The doctor said that my nerves are very serious. Developed is not a mental illness, it is just a developed smile nerve

6. There is a saying on the cigarette pack that smoking is harmful to health

7. I have always known that as long as Women risk everything and run faster than men

8. I know who you are, so I want to see how tragic your final ending is

9. Don’t be confused or sleepy Be in love, not afraid of the future, and don't dwell on the past

10. When I was a child, I often wet the quilt, and when I grew up, I often cried and wet the pillow

11. When you were thin, you lived in my heart , and later got fat and got stuck in it and couldn’t get out

12. The thing sadder than sadness is that you don’t even know where the pain is.

13. I I was unhappy and asked the doctor to do an open-heart surgery, but it was of no use

14. In a computer class, a classmate had a problem with his machine, so he shouted: Boss, please change the machine

15. What if You are a hedgehog, and I want to hold you in my arms to keep you warm

16. The reason why I smoke is that my grandfather and father both smoked. I can’t stop smoking in my generation< /p>

17. Be kind to the road idiot, be careful if he gets close to your heart, he will never be able to leave again

18. Only when you get to the hospital do you realize that people are more likely to die than numbers< /p>

19. When a man cheats, he actually gives a woman a chance to make a new choice

20. Yes, I like you. If you are not convinced, you can also like me

21. One infidelity lasts a lifetime. Whoever disappoints me, I make anyone despair

22. You are hurting my heart, so I will show you that it is already bruised

23. Since you are so sad, then you will not be so sad if you share your sadness with everyone

24. I am indifferent to being hurt by a stranger; I am indifferent to being hurt by a familiar person. , I can't stand it

25. There must be cracks in life so that the sunlight can shine in

26. The easy road is downhill, and it can also speed up my progress< /p>

27. Regardless of friendship or love, separation is the most taboo word for me

28. My heart can be hurt by no one; please don’t comment blindly if you don’t understand my pain< /p>

> 29. I heard that you bought a watch last year. Is it true? Is it easy to use?

30. It is not only height that can make people gain weight, but also fat.

31. Monk, I fell in love with the wrong person. The following nunnery cannot be changed to Taoist Temple

32. In the setbacks one after another, what I see is not hope but sadness

33. If falling in love means burning money, I would rather not talk about it

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34. If we are all water, why pretend to be innocent? If we are all perverts, why should we pretend to be sheep?

35. If you want to survive life, you must have some green on your back

36. Get lost is just one word. I only say it once. Get lost if you hear it.

37. What is money? Those who don’t have it earn it hard, and those who have it spend it hard

38. Please don’t want to see me after we break up, because you will never belong to me

39. Happiness is like prayer, if it expands infinitely, it may explode

40. My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not very handsome

41. As you can see, this is the sad thing about me

42. Really The bravest warrior is one who dares to look at beautiful women and dares to face pale singles

43. I am also a good boy. It is my dream to study hard and make progress every day

44. The eggs I eat Don’t you have what you will get after taking the exam?

45. There is only one life, the parents of the previous generation, and the children and grandchildren of the next generation

46. Brothers are like siblings, women For example, clothes, I like to wear my siblings’ clothes

47. If I were the HR manager, I would be the first to promote myself to be the boss

48. I lose weight every day except during meal time , do you think I have perseverance?

49. In a tragic fate, one shock comes after another, and people are scared to death

50. Asking what time and love are, but It’s just one sentence that uses one sentence to describe one’s mood in a funny and personalized way

One sentence that expresses one’s mood in a funny and personalized sentence:

1. If you don’t like me, don’t be in front of me all day long Swinging around.

2. Life is tiring, half of it comes from survival, and the other half comes from comparison.

3. Give me some sunshine and I will rot.

4. What makes a great person is not how many people are behind him, but how many people he can support.

5. University is all about learning!

6. I am a mediocre person. I hope that the pie will fall from the sky and fall into my mouth, but it just falls. It was a discus, and it hit me in the face, my God! It hurts!

7. Love is art, marriage is technology, divorce is arithmetic!

8. Don’t fall asleep in class , just getting drunk on the wine table.

9. The traffic in Beijing almost starved people to death!

10. In fact, the happiest fairy tale in the world is just getting through the years of living together.

11. Lie down wherever you fall!

12. When a chicken grows up, it becomes a goose. When a goose grows up, it becomes a sheep. A sheep When you grow up, you become a cow. After you become a cow, I will succeed in the postgraduate entrance examination!

13. If you tell me to get out, I will get out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, get away

14. Who you are is not important, what is important is what do you want to do when you break into my life?

15. Female Those who please themselves will tolerate men, and those who please themselves will be poor!

16. I am ugly but I have music and beer.

17. Everyone has potential energy, but it is easy: whitewashed by habits, blurred by time, and consumed by inertia

18. After seeing me You will suddenly find that handsome people can be so specific!

19. It is your brothers who help you show the way, and it is your enemies who force you to a dead end!

20. For cooperation This year China's family planning work has been successfully completed. I have decided not to have contact with friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

Two funny phrases to describe your mood in one sentence:

1. Things that become popular overnight will definitely fade away overnight.

2. Apart from teeth, there is also love that is difficult to extricate oneself from in the world.

3. When you are not online, I will always look at your information in a daze.

4. Being beautiful is nothing, living a beautiful life is the way to go.

5. Sometimes the wind blows and the skirt moves. One monk said the wind is moving, and another monk said the skirt is moving. I Jin said: It is not the wind, the long and short skirts are moving, and the color of the heart is moving!

< p> 6. I have been in elementary school for ten years and middle school for 12 years. I am rated as the most familiar face in the school. When new teachers come, they always ask me about the inside story of the school

7. Men are for dependence on. So be strong; women are for love, so be hateful.

8. I bet you have joined the Beggar Clan! You are very well dressed!

9. I really like the way I look invulnerable to all poisons.

10. It’s my thing, no one can touch it. If it’s not mine, give it to me for free. I don’t want it.

11. If you don’t get angry with some people, they will never know what it means to push yourself too far

12. I feel so unfortunate to know you in such a big world.

13. Come back quickly, I can’t fool you alone.

14. Pick up the pastry and rush for the money!

15. A gentleman pretends to be dead to be a confidant, and a woman undergoes plastic surgery to please herself.

16. I am a famous villain

17. You used to be the oxygen in my life, but now you are only worthy of being carbon dioxide.

18. I bury corn in the soil in spring, and I will harvest a lot of corn in autumn. In the spring I buried my wife in the soil, and in the autumn I will be shot

19. Be more optimistic about the future and be optimistic about people's hearts.

20. The reason why the universe is so majestic is that it is called the universe, because it is the universe

21. My enthusiasm is limited, so you must seize the time.

Twenty-two, new + points in life, be more diligent at work, be more relaxed after work, cherish your family, be more open-minded about everything, make more friends, be kind, eat scientifically, and play elegantly Be more indifferent to fame and wealth, and be more tolerant in dealing with things.

23. We had a little disagreement: she wanted me to turn dirt into gold, and I wanted her to treat gold like dirt.

Twenty-four, I put ten thousand oaths in a machine gun and fired at you. You fell in a pool of blood, covered with Cupid’s bullets!

Twenty-five, I don’t know how to bow my head, I don’t know how to stay, and I’m not good at words. This may be me.

Twenty-six. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel

Twenty-seven. Tanks heading for spring!

Twenty 8. A rotten person must be a bitch, and a bitch is not necessarily a rotten person.

29. I am single-celled, I have no femininity, I have thick lines, I have a bad figure, and I like to make trouble unreasonably.

Thirty. It is gold, it will always be spent; it is a mirror, it will always reflect light

Thirty-one. Looking at a beautiful girl, there is no way to strike up a conversation, there is a girl on the roadside. Brick, pick it up, come forward, classmate, did you drop this?

32. You have many sisters, and I am not missing one, but I am the only one who is good to you!

Thirty-three, you can use fire to test gold, you can use gold to test women, and you can use women to test men.

Thirty-four, you must eat appropriately to lose weight effectively. A collection of shocking quotes

1. If one day I go down. Remember, I'm coming for you.

2. I originally wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but unexpectedly I ended up eating it one bite at a time and became fat.

3. I only drink pure water for water, and only pure milk for milk, so I am very simple...

4. Promises are like farts, earth-shattering at the time, but pale and feeble afterwards.

5. I have a blue dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, and a Mickey Mouse tattoo on my shoulder.

6. If one day I become a gangster, please tell others that I was innocent...

7. Asking you how much sorrow you have is like a shot of snow beer.

8. In my world, it is not your turn to dictate.

9. If one day I become a star, I will definitely take off my clothes for you to see!

10. I originally wanted to eat my sorrow one bite at a time, but unexpectedly, I became fat one bite at a time.

11. The road is long and long, so let’s fight it.

12. I have a cool mini skirt, but my legs are not mini.

13. There are only two things I can’t do in my life: I can’t do this, and I can’t do that.

14. There are many love stories in ancient times, but many love accidents in contemporary times.

15. In the end, I couldn't outrun that BMW. I could only watch it disappear in the sunset. It wasn't that my engine was bad, but that my car chain fell off.

16. The saddest thing in life is being woken up by peeing while sleeping, but you have to solve it!

17. The extinction of dinosaurs is because makeup created the world of beauties.

18. The function of words is: when you don’t want to speak, you can shout with your hands.

19. The most mysterious department in history: the relevant departments.

20. If you cannot put your woman into a wedding dress, then never stop unbuttoning her clothes!

21. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is not right, it will be useless no matter how hard you try.

22. Prices are in line with Europe, housing prices are in line with the moon, wages are in line with Africa...

23. I have been really busy recently, and even one day is difficult Guaranteed 16 hours of sleep!

24. There is nothing special about you, you just have a strong face.

Twenty-five, can you see that I have applied powder?

26. The rich are all uncles! But it’s even worse if you don’t pay back the money you owe!

27. I don’t like to go to bed with just one woman many times, but I like to go to bed with many women only once.

28. The extinction of dinosaurs is because makeup created a world of beauties.

Twenty-nine, after passing through youth, my feet have blisters