Chatting on QQ is a language skill.

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Find a friend and let him say "mouse" three times first and "mouse is old" three times later. After he said, "mouse, mouse, mouse is old, mouse is ol

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Find a friend and let him say "mouse" three times first and "mouse is old" three times later. After he said, "mouse, mouse, mouse is old, mouse is old, mouse is old", he immediately asked him, "What do cats fear most?" It is almost guaranteed that he will answer "mouse". I have tried many times, and it works every time.

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Enter the joke map to see more wonderful jokes.

Find three things at random, such as three cups. Let a friend say "forget" when you knock the first one, "love" when you knock the second one, and "water" when you knock the third one, which is euphemistically called testing a friend's reaction speed. After several times, continue to knock for the first time. If your friend says "forget, forget, forget, woof, woof, woof".

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Find a MM to test her English ability. You say a word, and MM says the second letter of the word. Say a few words first, and then the fun will begin.

Say husband first, MM, mm can say u (you);

Besides my wife, MM can say I (I (I); ;

Over and over again

Do you understand?

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You ask him, "What is three waters plus one?"

He thought for a moment and said, "Not sure, Lai?"

You asked again, "How about adding three drops of water?"

He would say, "... what word? "Is there a word? Going? "

In fact, it should be "law" ......

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Hold out 1 finger and ask someone, "What is this?"

Put out two more fingers and ask someone, "What is this?"

Hold out three fingers again and ask others, "What is 1+ 1?"

10 people, the most 1 people answered correctly.

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Read Wang Shuo's novels. The game of half flame and half sea water is very interesting. The man with the coin in his hand asked, "Is there a number greater than 1?" The other party said yes, and then asked if there were any above 10. The other party said yes until they came 100000.

Finally, ask anyone who is more stupid than you, and they will say \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ "No \ \ \ \ \ \".

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Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool who said "no" to everything others asked him. For example, did you eat? He said "no". What's your name? He said "no". Oh, by the way, have you heard this story?

B:No. $ # @! #^! ~

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The weakest point is that the joke had already spread in our office. Hearing this, my brother in an office next to me excitedly ran to show off in front of us. As soon as he started talking, everyone knew what he was going to do. Pretend not to know and let him go on. When he said, "What's your name? When he said' no', a buddy next to him suddenly had an epiphany and asked him, Oh, did you work overtime yesterday? I saw that fellow blurted out "No" without thinking!

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By the way, you can tell your MM that I want to test your English reaction ability, hold out your left hand, tell her that my thumb is A, my index finger is C, my middle finger is M, my ring finger is S, and my little finger is X, and then say, in order to increase the difficulty, I will interfere with you in Chinese. Then you pointed to the middle finger and said fish, she said M, you pointed to the ring finger and said donkey, she said S, then pointed to the thumb and said pig, she said A, and then kept pointing to the thumb and said pig, and she kept saying: A, A, A, A, A, A. If MM is smart, she can try other fingers before giving her thumb.

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When persuading MM to drink, he said to her: I'll have a clear glass and you have a drink.

Then repeat ... I know very well, take a bite. ..........

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Put your hands on your thighs, then rub your left hand forward, beat your right hand up and down a few times, and then change hands, instead of rubbing your right hand forward and beating your left hand up and down ... and so on. ...

By the way, speed up, it won't work if it's slow. Hehe, try it, most people won't say it.

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A: Besides people, what animal likes to ask "why" best?

I don't know.

A: It's a pig!

B: Why?

Ha! ! !

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Tell an old story, the more people, the better the occasion:

Adventure stories. Grandpa and grandson go out to sea to experience risks!

Grandpa is a fisherman who is very familiar with water. On this day, the weather is fine. He asked his little grandson to go fishing with him.

Who knows that just after going out to sea, the weather suddenly changed and there was a storm at sea. The little grandson was afraid, and grandpa comforted him: Don't be afraid, my dear grandson. Grandpa has been skilled for so many years. What are you afraid of this storm?

Suddenly, a big wave came and split the paddle in half.

Grandpa said helplessly to his grandson, dear grandson, the pulp is finished!

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Is the English spelling of pig PUG?

-No, it's a pig

No, how do I remember it was you?

-You're mistaken. It's me.

-Pig, it's you

-Pig, it's me