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My capacity for liquor

This is interesting, there is no exact data, but I often tell people "I drink, I have never been drunk" [chuckle]

I drank another glass of red wine before going to bed tonight, but I didn't feel anything. Recently, I obviously feel that my alcohol consumption has increased. It's still a little expensive to achieve the wonderful feeling of being slightly drunk. Thought of here, can't help but blame myself, this capacity for liquor is too disappointing.

Since college, I have been eating Chongqing hot pot and drinking mountain beer with my roommates and good classmates. I'm not afraid of beer, because sweating and going to the toilet can excrete beer quickly, and I basically feel nothing. The good foundation established by the university played an important role when I entered JV. This magical place, JV, can be drunk by both southerners and northerners and leading colleagues. The funniest thing is that there will be "professional" wine-persuading people on the table, and they will say, "Look, you two can sit opposite each other at this table. This is destiny. Let's have a drink for the sake of fate. " [Covering your face] I am deeply impressed by the four drinks of JV. In the first and second scenes, our finance department teambuilding came back from Suzhou for dinner. I wonder who told a joke on the wine table. I couldn't help laughing and sprayed the wine on my male colleague next to me. The third time was a dinner for middle-level cadres of the company. I should be the youngest in it. I drank red wine that day and slept with a splitting headache at night. The next morning I collapsed all morning and arrived at the company at noon. As soon as I went up the stairs, I met the personnel minister who had a drink with me yesterday. We were relatively silent and smiled tacitly. The fourth is the financial year-end dinner. I don't know why I became a small team drinking pk under the guidance of a vice president of the company. The little dolls are very hard, and several children who run the management room and the cost room drink pk with each other one after another. Even so, my boss Xiao Fang and I almost died miserably. In retrospect, it was quite interesting. In my twenties, I was always brave and not afraid of anything. At that time, people always liked to invite me to dinner because I had a good drink.

After leaving that environment, there are few opportunities for refreshing drinking, especially for foreign companies. Just shake the noble red wine glass [shh]. When I socialize occasionally, I basically say that I won't drink, because I think it is necessary to talk about the atmosphere of drinking. If you want to drink it, you should enjoy it, or you might as well not drink it. I don't know when I got into the habit of drinking alone at home. I drink a little from time to time and feel very happy. That moment is always easy to stimulate and it feels wonderful.

Wine is really an interesting thing. You have to drink well, drink the right way and drink the right people. Therefore, when drinking, we should talk about the state, the atmosphere and the feelings at that time. When the state is good, it feels right, and everything is right. Alcohol consumption is not a problem, just practice more.

Just like life.