A little joke or a cold joke (funny brain teaser) that can make girls happy will do.

When wolves invaded, small animals set up death squads to fight. Mantis: I have two knives. Hedgehog: I'm covered in hidden weapons. The longicorn sings while swinging its tentacles: Hum! I have nunchakus! Nunchakus! Hum, hum, haha!

In the middle of the night, Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed with his head distributed. Bush was startled and said, How dare you break into the White House at night! Bin Laden shook his chest-high beard and said with a grimace, "It's so soft and confident!"!

Zhang was having lunch with his favorite girl * * *, when suddenly the girl shouted "Zhang Lang". Zhang Sheng fainted with joy and woke up to find a cockroach in the bowl.

The dung beetle fell in love with a mosquito. Lang: What's your occupation? Mosquito: What about you, nurse? Dung beetles said with a smile, Fate, my colleague, I am a pill maker in the Bureau of Traditional Chinese Medicine.

One day, 0 and 8, 6 and 9 met in the street. 0 disdainfully looked at 8 and said, fat is fat. Why wear a belt! 6 without looking at 9, he said: Cool is cool, don't stand upside down!

The fish said, "I kept my eyes open to leave you." The water said, "I have been flowing tirelessly all day and want to hug you." The pot said, "It's almost ripe and still so stubborn."

The farmer drove the donkey into the city and met a rogue. The rogue asked, did you eat? The farmer said he ate, and the rogue said, I asked the donkey. Hearing this, the farmer turned and slapped the donkey: there are relatives in the city, without saying anything.