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Tell me about her husband's jealousy.
I feel so uncomfortable that I can be jealous for a long time when I think of what I don't have.
I can cry, laugh and persist, but I can't get rid of my weakness.
Everyone has had such a special friend in his life, which is very contradictory. At first, you didn't want to be just friends. After a long time, you suddenly find that this is for the best. You would rather care about her like this than be together and break up one day. You would rather be her friend than be jealous of each other, so that you can really talk about everything. This friendship is no less than love, and this relationship is commonly known as love.
You talk so well, why don't you get married?
6. I am always by your side when you are sad, but you never notice.
I'd rather keep silent and make people look like fools than prove that I am.
8. I am jealous, I am angry and I am crazy because I care.
9. Because loving you has become a habit, it is natural to miss you. I'm sorry to bother you last night. I know it was my fault. But I'm just narrow-minded and jealous. I'm sorry, I always ask you to tolerate me. I love you.
10. Everyone suffers, without exception.
1 1. Fool, do you think I love Liu Xia and always treat you as her? You are as important to me as she is, but I am different from you in one thing. I will be angry to know that she likes bamboo dyeing, but I will be jealous to see you with another man.
12. Why do you care what makes you unhappy? People who love you will not make you unhappy.
13. You blow into ta's face and ask if ta is sour.
14. You prove your existence by making me jealous, but you don't tell me whether you like me or not. I left. Who is right and who is wrong?
15. Some people just don't realize how hurtful their words are.
16. Not all feelings can be invested, not all sincerity can be invested, meeting is always so affectionate, and parting is always so ruthless.
17. I once believed all the lies you gave me.
18. Two people who look like pigs have sex, but they are jealous of each other every day, fearing that the other person will be taken away by the opposite sex. This is true love.
19. If I can, I will hate you with all my strength.
20. The most painful thing is to watch the person who once said that he would take care of you all his life play with another girl. You still have to smile without saying a word, just because you are not qualified to be jealous.
If one day you love someone as much as I love you, you will know how tired I am.
22. I will grow up just because my sky once collapsed.
23. There is nothing wrong with one's life. It is very tiring to love someone. Sometimes to please him, he doesn't appreciate you. But how relaxed you are, you will not be tortured by love, you will not be jealous because he is close to others, and you will not shed so many tears in vain.
24. From the moment you had the heart to hurt me, I knew you must have never considered my feelings.
25. Sometimes, I can understand what anger is.
26. I told you my nonsense. I really care about good morning and good night. I was jealous, but I never asked you if you wanted Zheng Zhou, so you left me.
27. Do you want to eat jiaozi? I have raw materials!
28. His indifference made me a joke.
29. Do you feel this way? Think of me at every possible time and be jealous when you shouldn't be. The most unbearable thing is to be apart from me.
30. The most urgent thing is always the most beautiful scenery, and the most painful thing is always the truest feelings.
3 1. I thought the sourest feeling was jealousy. No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.
32. I eat 3-5% acetic acid.
I don't want to steal my lover from others' hearts in the future.
34. If you really love, you will be jealous. If you really love, you will think about it.
35. I am not gentle, I have a bad temper, I am easy to get angry, I am easy to be jealous, I am easy to think, I am willful, and I don't want to talk when I am angry!
Although you don't like me, I still want to thank you. Thank you for appearing in my life, which made me feel the feeling of falling in love with someone.
37. Say your name if you are jealous. Is another person who loves him, so it's not your turn to be jealous of him. There is another person who is jealous aboveboard.
38. I am very narrow-minded, jealous and jealous. I don't know when I will suddenly go crazy and tie you directly to the Civil Affairs Bureau!
39. I am not gentle and have a bad temper. I am easily angry, jealous, heartbroken, paranoid and willful. When I am angry, I don't want to talk. When I am happy, I always giggle. I will hide my grievances in my heart. I care. I want to be known by you. I like to listen to sad songs when I am sad, and I like to share them with people I care about when I am happy.
40. In the face of love accidents, only when you are not impulsive can you be passive.
202 1 jealous sentence
1, not only love is jealous, but also friendship, which tastes no less than love.
His indifference made me a joke.
I can only say that jealousy is my instinct. If one day I really don't care about you and others, then you and I are really finished.
I don't know if I am unreasonable, and I feel uncomfortable after reading it. I hate nostalgic people. I hate it!
From the moment you have the heart to hurt me, I know that you must not have considered my feelings.
6. I don't like leaving, but I always face parting. I have no choice, right?
7. The cruelest thing in the world is that you know I like you, but you don't.
8. Emotionally, I am stingy, jealous and like to think too much. I can't see that you are good with others. I hope you can remember.
9. Let me be a big liar and lie to you all my life.
10, so fragile love, together.
1 1. The most sour thing in the world is not that you are not jealous, but that you are not qualified to be jealous.
12, quarreling because I still care. Jealous because I still like it. Persistence is due to seriousness.
13, greetings need not be serious, but they must be sincere and touching.
14, the fault is only a temporary impulse, but it is a lifelong regret to miss it.
15, there may be several women who don't eat, and none of them are jealous.
16, I will be jealous if I love you.
17, I like a person too much to control my emotions.
18, women's jealousy shows that they care. Some men are jealous of true love, and some men are possessive and have nothing to do with love.
19, he and she show love, and it's so sad to be jealous, especially because I'm jealous of him instead of her.
20. Can you stop flirting with others in front of me? I can't stand that kind of injury.
2 1, I always thought I could forget you well. Tell me the truth, I will still be jealous of you.
22. Do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.
23. Being jealous means liking you, caring about you when you are angry, thinking about you in a daze, and hurting you because you don't want to lose you. Maybe you will never understand my heart.
24, you are like a nerve lurking in my body in charge of pain, always in some beautiful moments, dull pain.
25. I am full of affection, but I fell in love with you from cool thin. It seems that this ending was doomed from the beginning?
26. God decides who your relatives are. Fortunately, it leaves room for you to choose your friends.
27. I won't be jealous because you are kind to others, because all your bad things are mine.
28. I really want to have such a person to spoil me for life. How can you be so jealous and so worthless?
29. If I love you, I will be jealous. If I don't love you, you won't even care.
30. What are you doing, waiting for someone to step on you?
3 1, am I too stupid, or is this world too fake?
32, jealousy is also an art, a knowledge, less is not enough, more is enough.
33. Some things are really just the same thing. I should surrender to compromise slowly.
34. I like your smile and warm appearance when you speak, and I like the softest and warmest light in the world at the moment.
Don't make other girls laugh if you have a girl you like. One will be jealous and the other will be moved.
36. My acting skills must be very good, so good that no one knows.
37. Two people who look like pigs have sex, but they are jealous of each other every day, fearing that the other person will be taken away by the opposite sex. This is true love.
Jealousy is normal. This is human nature, don't worry. It even shows how much you love each other, enough to admit your weakness.
39. You are an unfulfilled dream in my life. I am a gust of wind that you blew in an instant.
40. I can't be with you. There are joys and sorrows. Anyway, I only feel sad.
4 1, grandma's jealousy, it's weird. Don't be jealous from now on!
42. Her heart has already changed seasons, and you are still standing on the day when she made a promise.
43. It turns out that how much I pay is not worth her perfunctory love for you.
44. In fact, I am not a strong woman, and I have never been. Being strong in front of you is just because I'm afraid you hate women who love crying, jealousy and fooling around.
45, stumbled to understand that life is to lose some cherished people and things.
46. Everyone knows that all this is a lie, but I will still be moved.
47. Life is like a cup of tea. It won't be a lifetime, but it will always be a while.
48. There is always a gap between ideal and reality. Fortunately, there is still a gap. Who else wants ideals?
49. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.
Although you don't like me, I still want to thank you. Thank you for appearing in my life, which made me feel the feeling of falling in love with someone.
5 1, you always think that she makes people feel distressed, but forget that I am also afraid of pain.
52. Is it because I approached you too lightly that her intrusion alarmed your heart?
53. Do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.
54. If you are a little close, you should change your outspoken question.
55. I am not gentle, I have a bad temper, I am easy to get angry, I am easy to be jealous, I am easy to think, I am willful, and I don't want to talk when I am angry!
56. If life is like the first time. People who don't love only remember the past.
57. In this unreasonable world, even jealousy needs qualification.
58. I am a hysterical person who can't breathe, whether I am in spring or in summer.
59, maybe love, will be jealous. Maybe love will make you afraid to leave; Maybe I'm afraid of being hurt when I love you, fool ~ I can't learn indifferently, really!
60. Books will always turn over, movies will always end, and time will eventually take everything away. It's not hard to forget everything.
6 1. What I do now is to see if you will be jealous. In fact, in my heart, you are always the best!
62. If I don't love because I am jealous, I feel worthless for you, because the person I love is you and you don't know it!
63. The best I can do is not just what you want.
64. I am jealous because I care and I am too afraid of losing; I don't care, it doesn't matter, because I don't love.
65. The melancholy face is dull, boring and lifeless.
66. I am not a god. I can't take it anymore. You love her.
67. The feeling of selfishness is real. Maybe what I said is a little extreme, but I think in the face of true feelings, no one can deny that being angry and jealous is false.
68. What I hate most is that you appear in front of me when I want to let go.
69. When I learned that he wrote a sentence, you were very moved. Some people are sad, some people are jealous, and some people are lost.
70. When I talk and laugh with others, they feel uncomfortable.
7 1, whenever I think of you, I won't feel strange to each other. You will be jealous when other friends appear beside her!
72. You prove your existence by making me jealous, but you don't tell me whether you like me or not. I left. Who is right and who is wrong?
73. When you really love someone, everything is so worthwhile, including the inevitable injury.
74. If you care, you will consider it. If you don't care, you won't even think about it.
75. A friend is someone who can see through you but still likes you.
76. I know it takes a lot of courage to hug, and I know that gentleness is only a moment.
77. When we remove the stumbling blocks laid by others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.
If one day you love someone as much as I love you, you will know how tired I am.
79. If you love deeply, you will be jealous. If I don't care, I will never cry.
80. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the smile with tears in your eyes.
8 1, she loves to be angry because she wants you to coax her and care about her; She is jealous because she loves you, and she can't tolerate any tenderness you give other girls.
82. How can you not think about anything? That's always your name.
83. Whenever I think that you are not strangers to each other and other friends appear beside her, you will be jealous!
84. The journey of leaving may still be there, but the impulse to say love is gone.
2022 words implying that his girlfriend is jealous.
The 2022 sentence implies that the girlfriend is jealous (1) 1. I'm not afraid of losing anyone, but I'm afraid of losing my self.
Do you understand the pain of pushing you to others? It's like freezing your hands outside in winter, but spilling boiling water.
3. For the first time, I found that the scheming in the original TV series was aroused like this-when you start to be jealous, start to care, start to be jealous ... when you start to like someone.
You don't like me, but I'm still infatuated with you, which is disturbing.
5. Rice, oil and salt sauce me and tea.
6. It's just grandma's jealousy. Don't be jealous from now on!
7. Eating noodles is fun. Tell me about a bowl of noodles.
8. In the face of love accidents, only when you are not impulsive can you be passive.
9. Time is short and vision is far away. In the future, a mountain and a river will quietly leave overnight.
10. The dark color reflects the peach blossoms, and the pieces are scattered into rain, and the lovers are sad.
1 1. Not only is love jealous, but so is friendship, which tastes as good as love.
12. Looking at the message she left for you, I couldn't say a word, and I was very depressed. I am jealous.
13. Every time I hear your name, I turn around.
14. There is nothing wrong with a person's life. It is very tiring to love someone. Sometimes to please him, he doesn't appreciate you. But how relaxed you are, you will not be tortured by love, you will not be jealous because he is close to others, and you will not shed so many tears in vain.
15. After so many years, I still haven't got rid of the habit of relying on others, but people around me always stop and go.
16. I want to make you jealous, and I want to be jealous of you, but I'm afraid you wish me happiness.
17. I forgot how to be happy, but I still can't forget you.
18. I like my name and the way I smile.
19. Most of my possessiveness comes from my lack of confidence. I'm not afraid that you won't play with people other than me, and I'm afraid that you will alienate me after meeting someone better and more like me.
20. You are just a soy sauce maker, don't be jealous! !
The 2022 sentence implies that the girlfriend is jealous (Chapter 2) 2 1. In memory, there are always moments that can warm the whole past.
22. In fact, people who always smile really need to be hurt.
Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
24. If I don't love because I'm jealous, I feel worthless for you, because I love you and you don't know it!
25. Fool, do you think that I love Liu Xia and always treat you as her? You are as important to me as she is, but I am different from you in one thing. I will be angry to know that she likes bamboo dyeing, but I will be jealous to see you with another man.
26. If I can see my back, I think I must be very sad, because I left all my happiness ahead.
27. The insidious class teacher arranged for a pair of deskmate lovers to sit at the same table with the most handsome and beautiful men and women in the class, making them jealous of each other and finally breaking up. ...
28. Whenever I see you teasing other girls, I don't know what identity to use to be jealous. After all, we are just classmates.
29. I am crazy. I will go crazy when I see you.
30. I love you, not to forbid others to love you, but to let you only love me.
3 1. It's okay to be jealous. It's human nature. Don't mind. It even shows how much you love each other, enough to admit your weakness.
32. Some efforts are not rewarded, just like holding a cooked seed and expecting it to germinate.
I can't even say I'm jealous. What should I do if I miss you?
34. So fragile love, what about being together.
35. You sigh at ta's face and ask if ta is sour.
36. Looking at the road we walked together is a memory together.
37. I don't like people I like. I like people I don't like. I will be jealous.
38. She gave you her heart, her body, and all kinds of small emotions such as jealousy, anger and jealousy.
39. I ate some Shanxi specialties today.
40. In my life, there are too many passers-by that make me breathless.
2022 jealous mood, talk about the circle of friends.
Me Before You: I'm never jealous. I drink vinegar.
2. Love has always been a bondage, and the pursuit of love does not mean the pursuit of freedom. Freedom is precious, and we exchange this most precious thing for love. Because I love someone and know that I will lose my freedom, I am willing to make a promise. Commitment is used to counter all changes. Change is eternal, and we can only restrict the change of the world with eternal promises. What can't last forever is not a promise. Commitment is very expensive, if you respect your personality.
I can't help thinking of his and her past.
4. Jealousy is because you like it, and anger is because you care. If one day I really don't care about you and others, then we are finished!
You weren't there when I missed you. Do you know how much I want to hear you whisper in my ear that you miss me too?
6. Love is like hair. You don't want to cut it when it grows.
7. The taste of women being jealous: very sour, but a little sweet. There is no malice for a woman to be jealous, which is a unique expression of love.
8. I euphemistically expressed my jealousy
9. I don't like what I can't get.
10. I love you, but you love him.
1 1. I ate jiaozi vinegar today, and the vinegar is ready. But I forgot to pack jiaozi. I can only drink vinegar with tears in my eyes, but in the end I managed to hold back, so
12. I still feel heartache and jealousy after seeing what he said before.
13. Say: Even if you are jealous, pretend to play soy sauce and don't let others look down on you.
14. I'm in a daze, but my heart is like knocking over a jealous jar. I'm not as generous as you think about everything about you.
15. Acacia trees that have been flying for many years are mistaken by the west wind for no reason. People are haggard, only for whom, red leaves and flowing water do not follow.
16. I ate sweet and sour ribs today, no ribs, no sugar.
17. Seeing that you are very kind to others, I actually don't want to talk to you.
18. What I hate most is that when I want to let go, you appear in front of me again.
19. Fate: I like you when I am jealous, care about you when I am angry, and don't want to lose you when I hurt you!
20. What about such a fragile love together?
2022 Jealousy Talk about Friends Circle Copywriting (Part 2) 2 1. If you are jealous, you might as well have a drink. Vinegar can relieve alcohol, and wine can also relieve vinegar.
22. From the moment you had the heart to hurt me, I knew you must have never considered my feelings.
I'm leaving, because you never asked me to stay.
I can only say that jealousy is my instinct. If one day I really don't care about you and others, then you and I are really finished.
25. Do you understand the pain of pushing you to others? It's like freezing your hands outside in winter, but spilling boiling water.
26. Do you want to eat jiaozi? I have raw materials!
27. His indifference made me a joke.
28. If I delete you, I will still look for information and peek at your information.
29. Space is the longevity medicine of love. Don't be jealous easily. Everyone will have friends of the opposite sex. Let her know only when you should be jealous.
30. If you really love, you will be jealous. Jealousy does not mean distrust; Pig! Understand? I am naive in front of you, pig!
3 1. The sourest feeling is not jealousy, but no right to be jealous at all.
Don't be cold to your wife, don't make her jealous, give in before quarreling, and my wife will hit me.
33. I always see what I don't want to see and hear what I don't want to hear.
34. Nothing is comfortable to say, but I am really unhappy.
Jealousy is normal. This is human nature, don't worry. It even shows how much you love each other, enough to admit your weakness.
36. It is okay for two people who love each other to quarrel and be jealous. But the last thing you can do is not like it. Because the biggest performance of loving you is all the shortcomings, and you will feel very cute. I will never hate you when I am in love. If someone thinks you are wrong in everything, everything is a shortcoming, not because you didn't do well, but because he doesn't love you anymore. Rejection is the beginning of not loving.
37. Maybe every time we see a beautiful person, we will ask our partner if he likes it. He will be scared and jealous. But honey, don't forget that we are the only and most important reason for each other. We love each other because the only love makes us irreplaceable. If it doesn't love you, please let go, it doesn't matter, but it has lost its value, even if it has had sex.
38. Not only love will be jealous, but also friendship will be jealous, no less than love.
39. I will quarrel with you, but I won't say goodbye; I will be angry with you on purpose, but I want to see you jealous.
40. Two people who look like pigs are dating, but they are jealous of each other every day, fearing that the other person will be taken away by the opposite sex. This is true love.
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