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Joke: Don't offend your wife if you offend anyone.

1, Wife: Honey, I took a fancy to that brand of clothes last time. I haven't bought much clothes recently. I only bought a few sets a week, and they are not enough to wear. People say that clothes make the man, and I look good, so I have face when I take it out. . .

Husband: Get to the point.

Wife: 3000.

2. "Wife, if there is an ugly but rich man, do you want it?"

"Why not? You are so ugly and have no money, I want everything. "

A couple got married for half a year, and the wife insisted on drinking red wine for four months.

One day, I asked my husband, "They all say that drinking red wine is good for beauty. Do you think I am getting younger and younger? " ? Are you going to be a girl? "

Husband: "I'm talking about IQ. You can go to kindergarten after drinking for two months. "

4. When I opened my eyes in the morning, my wife woke up, gave me a deep look, leaned over my ear and said, "Husband, I think ..."

I looked at the time. "No, only one hour. It is too late. "

The wife is unhappy: "for an hour, you really respect yourself …" "

I mean, there will be traffic jams on the road. .