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People who can tell jokes are people with good popularity, so we should get closer to some joke kings. Now I am also the king of jokes! I collected and sorted out jokes about reading for everyone. Let's laugh together and collect popularity together!

Reading the joke article 1 (1) Two students fell asleep on their books. The teacher saw it, woke up the students who didn't like it, and severely criticized: "Look at you, you fell asleep with a book. Look at Zhang Ming, sleeping with a book! "

One day, I was watching VCD when my mother came in with a book. Mom:' This' I don't know'. "What do you mean? I said,' I don't know.' Mom:' I sent you to college for several years. Why don't you know anything? ! I said,' No! Just "I don't know!" Mom:' Still mouth shut! Then my mother slapped me.

(3) A man went to a bookstore to buy a book and asked the shop assistant, "Do you have the book How Steel was Tempered?" The salesman replied, "Please go to the Science and Technology Department on the third floor." A man asked, "Do you have a book called Men Should Be the Head of the Family?" The salesgirl smiled and replied, "Sorry, we don't sell fairy tales here."

(4) There are three people in the family, namely robber, kitchen knife and worry.

One day, the trouble disappeared. The robber came to the public security bureau with a kitchen knife and said to the police, "hello, I'm a robber." I brought a kitchen knife to make trouble. "

(5) Hee hee and Haha are good friends, very good friends.

One day, haha died. Hee hee is very sad. He went to Haha's grave and said, "Haha, you are dead."

See joke 2 1, Xiaoming has been watching the teacher giggle in class.

Teacher: Xiaoming, why do you keep smiling at me?

Xiaoming: Because I have a cold.

The teacher said with concern: Do you still laugh when you have a cold? Did you take your medicine?

Xiao Ming: Laugh after taking medicine.

Teacher: Why?

Xiaoming: The advertisement says it will work all day!

Teacher: .........

2. Teacher: Why is the surface of the moon uneven?

Xiaoming: Because Chang 'e is learning excavators!

Teacher: Get out!

3, ranking can talk

Xiaoming is a new student who has just entered primary school. After the report card of the first mid-term exam was handed out, Xiaoming's father said to him, "Son, I hope I won't know how many people are in your class every time I see your ranking."

4. Wonderful question and answer

A: "What is' three misfortunes'?" "B:" Physiology, biochemistry and biochemistry are all pawned! "A:" What school did you learn from? "B:" I'm a fifth school, and I have to have five subjects in every exam. "

Who earns the most? The professor of economics said in class, "Students, foreign workers have a great influence on us. Guess which country migrant workers earn the most money? Is it Taylor, Yue Lao, Philo, or "a student answers first:" McDonald's! "

See joke 3 1, teacher: Xiaoming, do you usually like watching TV at home?

Xiao Ming: Yes.

Teacher: Are there any lines that impress you and you like very much? Share with the teacher?

Xiao Ming: Yes, yes, that's the sentence: Hey hey! Grandpa, please go upstairs! The new girl is very beautiful. ...

Teacher: Get out of here!

2. Xiaoming: Teacher, I will show you a magic trick.

Teacher: What magic?

Xiaoming: I will make you forget that you are a dog.

Teacher: I'm not a dog.

Xiao Ming: Look, forget it.

Teacher: Get out. ...

3. Teacher: There are three waters on the rough side. Xiao Ming, let's give a similar example.

Xiaoming: Pie wonton?

Teacher: Change it.

Xiaoming: Playing with glass balls.

Teacher: Not good.

Xiaoming: ... can't take a shower? ;

Teacher: Can I have a six-character one?

Xiaoming: Oh, Mimi, Mimi;

Teacher: One hundred words!

Xiaoming: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. ...

Teacher: Get out!

4. Xiaoming: Teacher, how does the teacher solve this problem?

Teacher: ... escape ...

Xiao Ming: Teacher … I want to know now!

Teacher: ... get out!

Xiaoming: If you don't say it, don't say it! Swear for the teacher!

Teacher: Get out!

Xiaoming walked out of the ladies' room with an innocent face.

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