Funny couplets posted on the widow's door

Putting up couplets in front of the widow almost killed me!

1, Part I: Pseudonym, False Name and False Address

Bottom line: cheating on eating, cheating on drinking and cheating on feelings

Part 1: Love your country, your family and your sister.

Part II: Fire Prevention, Theft Prevention and Senior Brother

Horizontal criticism: freedom of love

Part 1: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back.

Part two: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life.

Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person

4. Part I: Love was suspended, love was lightened, and fate slipped to the daily limit.

Bottom line: thinking about the bull market and the bear market, feelings can't be cast for a long time.

Horizontal batch: make up the position quickly.

5, the first part: crazy for you, tired for you, bitter for you.

Part II: Die for you, be crazy for you, and hit the wall for you.

Horizontal criticism: crazy about love

6. Part I: Look at the back of the army.

Part two: Turn your head and scare away millions of heroes

Horizontal criticism: Oh, my God

7. The first part: boys, girls, poor scholars, endless.

The second part: first love, passionate love, extramarital love, reluctant to part.

Horizontal criticism: there is no love in life

8. Part I: Recalling the past, Redmi, pumpkin soup, a wife and a group of children.

Part two: Look at the present, white rice, turtle soup, a child and a bunch of wives.

Horizontal batch: keep pace with the times

9. Part I: It is difficult to love and be loved.

Bottom line: Love and fate take time.

Horizontal criticism: friendship is priceless

Humor joke: Although life is hard, thieves also have ways!

1, the little penguin asked his grandmother one day: grandma, grandma, am I a penguin?

Yes, of course you are a penguin.

The little penguin asks his father again, Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?

Yes, you are a penguin. Why?

But, but why do I feel so cold?

Two villagers, Lao Zhang and Lao Wang, went to the village committee to do business, and saw a banner hanging on the wall, which read a celebrity motto: A person's life is either burning or decaying. Lao Zhang didn't understand what this meant, so he asked Lao Wang: What does this mean?

Lao Wang explained: burning is cremation, and rot is burial.

3. Xiaohong asked: Do you use your right hand or your left hand to make coffee?

Xiaomei said: right hand.

Xiaohong said: Oh, you are awesome. You are not afraid of scalding, just like I use a spoon.

On a hot afternoon, a match tickled, scratched and caught fire.

Then, he went to the hospital, and after the nurse bandaged him, he became a cotton swab.

Da Li doesn't like smoking at ordinary times. On this lunch break, he hid in the corner and smoked stiffly. Colleagues feel very strange and ask: Why are you smoking, Da Li?

Da Li blushed: I can't help it. Who let this plum cigarette have the same name as my wife?

Colleagues smiled and said: I miss my wife.

Dahlia's face suddenly turned from red to blue: What, since she dares to hit me and I'm not a vegetarian, I dare to slap her severely.

6. Lin Lin is playing in the community square with a pair of twin sons. She told a child: rich man, don't run around! The neighbor security guard standing by laughed when he heard this tacky name, thinking that the other twin child must be called Penny. At this time, another child ran over and knocked down the security guard, who was busy helping the child.

Lin Lin came over and pulled the child and said, old money, thank you uncle soon!

Hearing this, the security guard couldn't help saying, what an interesting name this child has!

Lin Lin said with a smile, it was all started by my husband. His surname is Zheng, so there is a child named Zheng Daqian. Supposedly, Zheng's other child should be called, but it sounds awkward, so he is called Zheng Laoqian.

7. A woman got on the bus with a child in her arms. The driver glanced at the child and suddenly said, I have never seen such an ugly child in my life!

The angry woman went to the last row, sat down and said to a man next to her, this driver just insulted me!

The man replied, go get even with him quickly, and I'll hold this ugly monkey for you!

8. Once upon a time, a horse walked into a bar, sat down at the bar and asked the bartender for a glass of wine. The bartender said, your face is so long.

9. At the cinema.

W: Why did you throw the orange peel on the ground?

Man: What, you want me to throw orange meat?

10, saying that there is a polar bear, because the snow is too dazzling, you must wear sunglasses to see things. But he couldn't find sunglasses, so he crawled around on the ground with his eyes closed, crawling and crawling, looking for sunglasses with dirty hands and feet.

Put on sunglasses and look in the mirror, only to find: Oh, I'm a panda!

Funny jokes with sudden changes in painting style, and feel different humor.

Duanzi 1

I'm from the north and my daughter-in-law is from the south. I remember when my daughter-in-law first came to our house, my mother cooked pasta for her every day, and every day there were different patterns. At first, my wife was so happy. However, after a long time, I began to eat too much. One morning, I just woke up and my daughter-in-law said to me, honey, I dreamed of a big watermelon last night. I was so excited that I split it up. Guess what the result is? It's full of rice, rice.

Duanzi 2

The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, nor that you don't know I love you when I stand in front of you, but that you clearly feel something stuck between your teeth and know that he is there, but your hand can't touch it.

Duanzi No.3

In an exam, the topic of the test paper is to write a famous book and its famous sayings. The answer to the second-class deskmate's meditation is: Journey to the West, and the famous saying is: monsters eat old grandchildren.

Duanzi no.4

Dad: Son, why do you look so happy today?

Son: Today, the head teacher found out about dating and found my girlfriend.

Dad: then shouldn't you be scolded, too

Son: However, the fact is that I was not trained because the head teacher called another boy in our class away. I'm so happy.

Dad: Yes. . . . . .

Duanzi no.5

Once I prepared a snack the day before the exam, put it in my pocket and fell asleep. The next day, my boyfriend from a different place said he would come. He was very excited and put on beautiful clothes to take the exam. As a result, touching your pockets and falling in love during the exam really affected your grades.

Duanzi no.6

Husband: Wife, where are the shoes I put under the bed? Wife: Those shoes are too old. I've thrown it away. Husband is very anxious to say: where did you throw it? It's a little old, but it can still be worn. A little frugality is the best way to live. I'll get it back. Wife: Don't answer it. I have taken the money out of my shoes.

Duanzi no.7

Dad is clamoring for me to teach him to play WeChat every day, so I have no choice but to teach him. After dad knew it, he lay in bed and taught his mother a lesson. The two of them shook their mobile phones wildly there, shaking each other to 100 meters. Mother said to father: Our bed is really big.

Duanzi no.8

It is said that the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is not good. The key is to see how you manage it. Yesterday, I bought rice for my mother. I carried it to the fifth floor and a half, and then gave it to my wife. My daughter-in-law carried it to the sixth floor with great difficulty. When my mother opened the door, she was moved to tears. Give her a hot towel and peel the fruit when you come in. Leave me alone and criticize me. I just lit a cigarette and smiled.

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Copy your classmates' homework, and they tell you: Don't let the teacher think you copied it! I thought about it and found it reasonable, so I wrote a turn behind the answer.

God asked his wife, why did the Monkey King blow people or monsters out in Journey to the West? My wife is weak because monkeys haven't brushed their teeth for 500 years! Didn't brush your teeth!

The girl is sick, and she needs an intravenous drip. Boyfriend asked: Is it cold? Girl: Cold. Boy: I'll cover it for you when it's cold? The girl blushed and whispered, ok. Then the boy stood up and put his hand on the drip bottle.

One day, my son asked his aunt a question that all children would ask: Mom, where did I come from? Aunt said that it came from something. The son asked, what did it come from? Uncle interjected: fake durex.

I said, mom, do you think I've become beautiful? My mother said: no, you are in a good mood and have hallucinations. You are still so ugly.

There was a sudden power failure at night, and the room was dark. The wife anxiously said to her husband, Bring the matches on your right quickly! The husband shouted: It's so dark, how can I tell which is left and which is right?

Son: Dad, do you have any money? Father: I still have a dollar in my wallet. Son: I'll give you a dollar, which I usually save. Father: Why? Son: Because you like spitting everywhere, one dollar is not enough.

A policeman went hunting and saw a sika deer, so he sneaked around behind it, raised his gun and shouted, freeze, raise your hand, or I'll shoot!

I have a crush on a girl in my class for a long time. Today, I finally got up the courage to say to the girl, are you free tomorrow? Let's pick strawberries together As a result, she replied, but I can't climb trees. I instantly fossilized the latest dirty jokes sent to my girlfriend in 20xx.

Yesterday, the long-awaited goddess finally agreed to live with me. In order to conquer the goddess, I worked hard in bed, changing several postures one after another, and giving full play to what I learned in island action movies! Today, the goddess nicknamed me Zhao Zilong, and then she left without looking back. Sure enough, I did well last night. I was so brave in the eyes of the goddess. A good friend asked me: What do you think of the new university? I said calmly: nothing. The elder brothers said in surprise: Wocao, your school is really open! Me: You know how to scratch your feet!

Xiao Wang: Now the environmental pollution is getting more and more serious, so many men are infertile. This is a big problem of human reproduction. If it is not properly solved, even if the second child is opened, there may not be a good successor in the future of the country. Every man is responsible for the rise and fall of mankind, and I must devote myself to solving this problem. The so-called righteousness is that although there are thousands of people, I will go! Xiao Li: You want to be a male doctor! Xiao Wang: No, I want to be Lao Wang next door!

Do you know that?/You know what? A female colleague in our company is a pervert. Woman: What about the metamorphosis method? M: I wear different colors of underwear every day. The most important thing is that each pair of underwear has several holes. Woman: I said, how do you know? Man: My woman: You're more fucking sick.

Tell a true story that happened today. One of lz's roommates received a short message to the effect that her husband was infertile and paid a large sum of money for perfection! Roommate b silently replied to the text message, the content is: I can't either. Well, I'm in the same boat, I believe it!

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Which monster Tang Priest likes best, only the White Horse Dragon under his leg knows best. hahaha. .

One day, the female secretary said with a dignified face, Mr. Wang, I am pregnant. Wang continued to look down at the file, and then smiled faintly: I had vasectomy. The female secretary stared blankly for a while and smiled. I'm kidding you! Wang looked up at her, took a sip of tea and said, me too.

It was dark, and I was on my way to work when suddenly a car stopped beside me. Man: Beauty, I'll take you wherever you go. When I turned around, I only heard the sound of cutting in line, and people drove away. My man is going to propose, and the woman's parents: Please introduce yourself. A said: I have 10 million; B said: I have a mansion worth 20 million; Parents are very satisfied. Just ask C, what do you have at home? C: I have nothing but the baby in your daughter's belly. AB is speechless and left.

On the day of the college entrance examination, I sent a short message to all the teachers. One paragraph reads: Thank you for your concern this time. I'm bored today, and I'm going to delete the redundant messages. I suddenly found that I was relieved when I wrote the short message. I am a girl, and male cadres are afraid of hardship and don't want to help Tibet. He lied that his eyes had suddenly gone blind. Hearing this, the leader stepped forward and stood in front of a beautiful woman naked and asked her if she had seen it. A: No, the leader flew a leg to his hip: Shit, the second child is straight and still can't see? Pack your bags and enter Tibet tomorrow.

There are only two kinds of women that men yearn for: one who can do everything and the other who can't do anything.

Miss Zhao Si has been with Zhang Xueliang since she was sixteen. One year is adultery; It takes three years to derail; Sixty years later, it will become eternal love!

Hunan examinee Xiaoming and Xiaohong are childhood friends. They made an appointment to apply for the same university in the college entrance examination. The tense college entrance examination is over, and both of them got good grades. So in autumn, one went to Lanzhou University and the other went to Nantah. Haha, dialects kill people.

I never understood why my boyfriend broke up with me. Today, I finally couldn't help calling him. He was silent for a while and said, I'm pregnant with your child! I was shocked, thought calmly and asked him, but you are a man! He howled hysterically: Look at you, you still don't trust me! That's why we broke up!

The ladies' bathroom caught fire, and the people inside were in a mess, running naked and only seeing a large group of glistening people in the street. An old man shouted to cover it quickly, and the naked women all woke up at once, but there were three important parts on their bodies, which could not be covered and they were at a loss. At this time, the old man shouted again: just cover your face, it's the same below!

It's really cool to live to 100. Look at her sitting peacefully in the sunshine at the gate of the community, knitting wool pants. Maybe she thought to herself: That colleague who tried to make me feel bad has been dead for eight years, right? Hey hey! That mistress and bitch, what, have been dead for 20 years? Hahaha! And the leader who has been suppressing me all those years, his son has been dead for five years, right? Ho ho ho ho!

In the early years of the Republic of China, Fengxian Xiao, a famous prostitute, followed migrant workers as the object of anti-vice. If she follows Cai E, she will be immortal; If she follows Sun Yat-sen, she may become the mother of the country.

Organizing several people to collect protection money is a triad society. Zhu Yuanzhang organized millions of troops to seize the throne. This is the Great. Wu Zetian slept with her father-in-law and son. Although it was incest, it was messy enough, so she became a queen.

A company posted a note on the urinal: one small step, one big step, and there are still many urine stains on the ground. Later, the company learned a lesson seriously and redesigned it: not peeing in the pool is short; Peeing outside the pool means that you are soft and the ground is much cleaner than before.

China people have five attributes in their life: they are born as dragons, their parents regard them as the apple of their eyes, their children and grandchildren are pigs when they go to school after a few years, and everything is supported by their families; After you get married, you should be a chicken and forage everywhere to make a living; In middle age, it is a cow. You are under a lot of pressure. You should work as hard as an ox. If you are a dog, you should help your son take care of his grandson and look after the house.

Classic couplets and funny couplets

Part one: Happy walking and happy writing couplets.

Bottom line: clap your hands sincerely and have a drink to make your face smile.

The first part: Life is like a poem, no matter how long or short, emotion and rhyme are all beautiful.

Bottom line: Time is like water. No matter how deep the sea and stream are, silence is far away.

Part I: Life is like a dream. You can't dream of spring, but you can dream of traveling day and night. Nothing worth remembering or recalling is empty.

Part II: Time is like a song. No matter how high or low the singing is, love and righteousness are true.

The first part: a hundred flowers blossom, each showing its beauty; Summer lotus is narcissistic, and the mud is not stained.

Bottom line: Dust off the mirror to make it clearer; Welcome the god of wealth, and your fortune will prosper.

Part I: Playing with flowers, grass and turtles.

Part II: Playing with monkeys, donkeys and turtles.

The first part: Handsome guy watching Astro Boy relive his childhood.

Part II: Beauty looks forward to the future by appreciating the original words.

Part I: The leaves of tobacco leaves are red, red, green and green.

Bottom line: Every day, baskets are flourishing.

The first part: Taohuawu's Taohuaan, the Taohuaxian in Taohuaan.

Bottom line: Cao Hongshan is in Guo Hua, next to the Persian cat, Mao.

The first part: no bird affairs during the day, no bird affairs at night, horizontal comment: no B worry.

Bottom line: there are holes in the sky, holes in the night sky, and horizontal criticism: answer what you want.

Part one: Girls in winter give up writing and want to do sales.

Bottom line: Southern wolves love streaking and have a little passion.

The first part: Luke goes fishing in the south of the Yangtze River

Bottom line: Rui Rui Dog Want Want Bear's love in another country.

Part One: Captain Qian Shan looking for a helmsman.

Part II: Welcome guests, good news, the master married a girl from Jiu-Er.

The first part: the sword flies in cold light and I don't know how many flowers it has folded.

Bottom line: wind feather and green bud Qingyuan Duan Xiang

Part I: There are trees in the big forest.

The second part: silly children are like dreams, endless.

Part I: The dragon first appeared in the clear sky.

Bottom line: when soldiers cross the river, they are easy to cool into ice.

The first part: The Catcher in the Paddy Field has a painful paradise.

Downlink: the marketing alliance is short of corporate email.

Part 1: Shrimp is hidden in the deep blue sea.

Bottom line: the sky is shining again.

Part 1: The street lamp is not working.

Part II: Fish soup, I am poison.

The first part: beautiful girl, silly girl, spoony girl, moved girl.

Bottom line: Koneko, the prodigal son, buckled his heart.

The first part: Laughing at traitors, running dogs and traitors, losing their reputation.

The second part: I am amazed by the lofty ideals. They sacrificed their lives for justice and sought eternal glory.

The first part: The little red monkey rolled around and praised Laicheng for its beautiful spring scenery.

The second part: Gaozhuang Golden Rooster sings and worships the Black Dragon to learn water.

The first part: The Internet is full of worries, and everything in the past and present is full of worries.

Bottom line: mirror flowerpot, flower, flower, flower, flower, flower, spring

The first part: The little red monkey sings in Laicheng, admiring the beauty of spring.

Bottom line: Gaozhuang Golden Rooster sings and worships the Black Dragon.

The first part: Resignation of the old year, the good weather in Kyushu, and the successful bid for Expo.

Part II: He Xinchun, the four seas sing the same song, the country is rich and the people are safe, and the country is stable.

The first part: Spring blossoms, spring comes back to Yan, I send the breeze into your arms.

Part II: Peace is priceless, love will always exist, and Qian Fan will compete for development.

Part I: Xiao Chun and Xiao Chun are green everywhere.

Bottom line: mountains and rivers, * * * I wish Liuhe the same spring.

The first part: the stock is long, long, long, low-sucking and high-selling, which makes investors all over the world profit.

The bottom line: people go to North Korea, go to North Korea, go up and down, and God lets speculators in the world break the money.

The first part: connecting the past with the future and welcoming the new year, the golden cup is lifted to every household.

Bottom line: keep pace with the times, celebrate the prosperous times, spread laughter and delight millions of people.

Part I: Pseudonym, False Name and False Address.

Bottom line: eating cheating, drinking cheating, and feeling cheating.

Horizontal approval: those who wish to take the bait

Part I: Love each other and be good companions.

Bottom line: a beautiful marriage with one heart and one mind

The first part: Rizhao's new home is blooming in spring.

Part two: the new house in the garden is full of laughter.

The first part: the golden house hides the charming.

Descending: A binary star in the Milky Way sky.

Part one: Free love is good for both sides.

Bottom line: democratic housekeeping is satisfactory.

The first part: wear winter clothes and summer hats to spend the spring and autumn.

Part two: Run south, run north, you son of a bitch.

The first part: think about the past and look at the left and turn right.

Bottom line: Sit south, eat watermelon skin and swing east.

Part 1: Spend the night in the dusk.

The second part: East and West, drying articles on the bridge.

Part one: The mother duck has no shoes to wash her feet.

Bottom line: a rooster doesn't have a thin head with a bun.

The first part: The bass has four gills and monopolizes Songjiang Prefecture.

Bottom line: crabs run wild in Kyushu with eight legs.

Part I: A flock of geese crossing the horizon ()

Part two: Half a roast goose is crawling on the ground.

Part 1: The freezing in the water makes the snow worse.

The second part: the sky is foggy and the clouds are scattered.

Part one: Five umbrella-bearers are covered by adults.

Downlink: Four ports in the same figure, with the inner port coming from the outer port.

The first part: You * * * married a woman.

Part II: How do you know there is a heart in my door?

Note: The first part of the answer: OK. Bottom line answer: boring.

Part one: Spiders under the eaves are full of ideas.

Bottom line: Earthworms in front of the stadium are all mud.

Part I: Enlightened bamboo has curved leaves.

Bottom line: Aomei has no flowers on her back.

Part I: Rain and ashes pile up into pits.

Bottom line: The wind blows lotus leaves like turtles.

The first part: the monk carries water, and his arms are all sweaty.

Bottom line: nuns transplant rice seedlings and press the hand to insert the array.

Part I: Chickens hungry for food and children hungry for stones.

The second part: the crane is thirsty to grab the pulp, and the servant shoots the gun to scare the crane.

The first part: eternal architecture, eternal architecture, eternal architecture.

Bottom line: people print on the moon, people print on the moon, people print on the moon, people print on the moon.

Part one: I miss my hometown, my friends and my parents.

The second part: thanks in words, thanks to God and thanks to the king.

Part I: People have passed the Great Buddha Temple, and the Buddha in the temple is bigger than others.

The bottom line is: tourists come from nature, but tourists come from heaven.

The first part: people have passed the Buddhist temple, and the Buddha has passed the doctor's king.

Bottom line: If Wang Zhonglang is a natural guest, he is actually a guest in the sky.

Part I: Light weight, light weight, heavy feet, short circuit and long length.

Bottom line: the boat leaked, the pot leaked, the lights blew, the fire went out, and the fire blew.

Part I: Lantern Lantern, the paper (orange) shell used to be just windproof.

Bottom line: drum stand drum, tangerine peel can't knock half (summer)

Part One: Lotus (lotus seed) has a bitter heart.

Bottom line: pears (separate) the acid in children's stomachs.

Part 1: The water truck will follow the truck, and the truck will stop supplying water.

Downstream: fan blows out fan, fan blows out.

Part I: Good years come with spring.

Bottom line: the grand plan of four modernizations and a new day.

The first part: Kyushu sunshine, Qingshan is not old.

Bottom line: four modernizations, spring, new green water and ever-flowing water.

Part one: Sing a song and soar the bright moon.

The second part: a small year of happiness.

The first part: firecrackers kill the old.

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Part I: Colorful love

Bottom line: Five stresses and four beauties are everywhere.

Part I: Increase output by increasing experience.

Bottom line: Man Cang in the human valley in spring.

Part one: Great achievements through the ages.

The second part: the eternal spring in China.

Part I: New Scenery in the New Year

Bottom line: good deeds and good scenery

The first part: Try to treat Qian Qian's music.

Downward: formerly Qingyuan Wan Muchun.

Part I: Creating World Civilization

Part II: Revitalizing the Great Cause of China

Part I: Looking at Tengfei Road

Part two: Join the tide of reform.

Part I: Seeing the red flag of the motherland as picturesque.

Bottom line: Happy China's green fields and the same spring.

Part I: The construction of Huasi is booming.

Bottom line: Wan Li is thriving.

The first part: nine days, the sun and the moon spit brilliance.

Part II: One Billion Spring Flowers in China

Part one: Spring is too early for a year.

Bottom line: the great cause of the Millennium will go ahead.

The first part: The drizzle nourishes the earth silently.

Bottom line: the breeze is intended to warm people's hearts.

Part I: The motherland is more prosperous.

The bottom line is: the future is brighter.

The first part: The motherland travels to Wan Li Road every day.

Bottom line: the renewal of mountains and rivers

The first part: the mountain dance silver snake is dusty and clean.

Part II: The sky is covered with purple clouds.

The first part: Hard production, eternal spring.

Bottom line: frugality and running water

Part I: Eliminate old customs twice a year.

Bottom line: five stresses, four beauties and a new wind

The first part: Spring returns to the earth with each passing day.

Bottom line: Dongfeng sows colorful willow green powder

The first part: the harvest of grain is abundant and everyone is happy.

The bottom line is: six kinds of animals flourish everywhere in spring.

The first part: the dragon still has the ambition to take off.

Bottom line: snakes are more energetic.

The first part: snake dance drum Kyushu life.

Bottom line: Cai Fengteng celebrates universal peace.

Part I: Beautiful scenery.

Bottom line: Many happy events in life.

The first part: Jinlong stops to miss the beauty of China in spring.

The second part: The silver snake holds its head high and looks forward to a new picture in Chinese painting.

The first part: the trip of spring scenery of Wanlitong

Part II: Great achievements will be displayed in the future.

Part I: Looking up and seeing the house full of joy.

Bottom line: Open the door to welcome the spring, and the spring breeze blows your face.

Part I: Playing with flowers, grass and turtles.

Part II: Playing with monkeys, donkeys and turtles.

The first part: Handsome guy watching Astro Boy relive his childhood.

Part II: Beauty looks forward to the future by appreciating the original words.

Part I: The leaves of tobacco leaves are red, red, green and green.

Bottom line: Every day, baskets are flourishing.

The first part: Taohuawu's Taohuaan, the Taohuaxian in Taohuaan.

Bottom line: Cao Hongshan is in Guo Hua, next to the Persian cat, Mao.

The first part: no bird affairs during the day, no bird affairs at night, horizontal comment: no B worry.

Bottom line: there are holes in the sky, holes in the night sky, and horizontal criticism: answer what you want.

The first part: Girls in winter give up writing and want to do sales.

Bottom line: Southern wolves love streaking and have a little passion.

The first part: Luke goes fishing in the south of the Yangtze River

Bottom line: Rui Rui Dog Want Want Bear's love in another country.

The first part: the snow reflects out of the window, and spring blossoms.

Bottom line: There are many happy events on the branches of plum blossoms.

The first part: a generation of heroes, extraordinary.

Bottom line: Wan Fang Yao Shun rushes to a well-off society.

Part I: The common prosperity of Zhu Yu people.

Part II: The warbler flowers in spring.

The first part: heavy snow, plum blossoms shine.

Bottom line: the grass grows in spring.

Part I: New people, new things and new atmosphere.

Bottom line: good mountains, good water and good scenery

Part I: Birds sing beautifully.

Bottom line: Plum blossoms come and go.

Tiger couplets posted at home in 2022

Tiger couplet sentence 1 1 posted by 2022 family. Hu Hai returned to the celestial world, and the silver tiger brought happiness.

2. the year of the tiger suddenly belongs to the tiger, and the spring breeze is resident in every household to welcome the spring.

3. Jing Tian Spring Yang Chunhui

Tiger's anger often pushes down the old scenery, and the spring breeze is full of new articles.

5. Mountains and rivers show peach blossoms in Wan Li in spring.

6. It's spring inside and outside the Longteng Great Wall in China, and the Shenzhou tiger flies across the Yangtze River, heading north and south.

7. The new tiger in spring looks like a tiger in a prosperous country.

8. Dragons, Tibetans, tigers, Zen, deer, apes and fruit fields are always born in heaven.

9. Part I: White Tiger Earns Money for Green Cattle; Part II: Huang Yingming and Liu Cui bid farewell to the old year and welcome the new year.

10. Part I: People enter the Year of the Tiger to increase their strength. Part two: Spring is added to the door, and the spring is brilliant.

1 1. Taurus holds its head high and sings to the jade tiger, welcoming spring and gathering happiness.

12. The tiger went to Wuyue in Xiongfeng Town, and the rabbit was born with auspicious spirits, and the spring was bright.

13. Only when the flowers bloom will they have the momentum of the Year of the Tiger.

14. The spring breeze is strong, China is green, and the tiger spirit rises to Yueluxiong.

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16. Do your best, don't make a patchwork.

17. Part I: Celebrating the Year of the Tiger in the Four Seas Part II: Yingjie Yuepeng City in Kyushu

18. The chicken dances at midnight, and the tiger climbs for a hundred years.

19. Part I: The people's spirit is like a dragon and a tiger; Part II: The motherland is picturesque.

20. The first part: Spring is the source of spring, and the second part is spring: the year of the tiger is full of power.

2 1. Spring in Kyushu is full of singing and dancing, and the journey across the world is full of tigers and dragons.

22. Penny doesn't take off the skin on her feet. She goes to Minions first.

23. Purple gas comes from the east, and the picturesque red flag flutters the dragon and tiger.

24. In the Year of the Tiger, dare to reform the obstacles step by step, give the cows to the ox, and dare to contribute to the ox.

25. Get rich, the tiger gets rich, and Yan Yingchun gets rich.

Although the Year of the Ox is more energetic and dedicated, the Year of the Tiger is full of vitality.

27. People have a strong spirit in the prosperous times, and the tiger leaps and peaks are magnificent.

28. The tiger is shocked by the prosperous times, and the rabbit is drawing Spring Festival couplets.

29. A generation of heroes is angry.

30. The athletes are heroic and spirited. In the new century, the stars are shining, the hearts are rippling and the five-ring flag is held high.

3 1. Make great efforts in the Year of the Tiger.

32. Every year, the tiger is full of affection, and the ugly cow is in spring.

33. The tiger adds two wings to the future, and the country shows great plans and new undertakings.

34. Ugliness goes a thousand miles away, and Niu Ben roars at Kyushu Spring.

35. When I was a child, I watched the tiger's door.

36. In the Year of the Tiger, I just drank the wine from Zhu Jie, and in the Year of the Rabbit, the winter jasmine bloomed.

37. Every spring brings splendid scenery to the mountains and rivers, and the people's spirit of thinking and treating dragons and tigers is radiant.

38. Longlong has sex.

39. The new exhibition of ugliness and old yin is full of spring.

40. Welcome the Spring Festival with civilization everywhere, enter the lion's den, and everyone should be the pioneer of reform.