A little joke played by scientists.

Russian physiologist Ivan Sechenov published a book on frog brain pairs in 1863 through anatomical experiments on frogs.

Inhibition of Spinal Cord Nerves "and other papers, and published a book" Brain Reflection "at the same time, which made great contributions to neurobiology.

However, the Russian government arrested Sechinov on trumped-up charges. During the trial, the judge asked, "defendant, may I?"

Find yourself a defender. "

Ivan Sechinov calmly replied, "Let the frog testify for me!" "

Don't interfere with thinking.

One day, an acquaintance visited the home of Russian chemist Mendeleev (1834- 1907), and he talked endlessly.

Non-stop.

"Am I boring you?" The guest finally asked.

"No, no ... where are you," Mendeleev replied. "Please go ahead, go ahead, you might as well.

Get in my way, I'm thinking about my own business ... "

There is no abnormal beating.

One night, the young Russian physiologist Pavlov (1849-1936) finally made up his mind to go out of the laboratory.

I went to see my fiancee Sima.

They seldom meet each other. Shortly after they met, Pavlov said to his fiancee, "Give me your hand quickly!" " "Ximayi

Because he wanted to kiss his hand, he held out his hand happily.

Pavlov grabbed his fiancee's hand and pressed her pulse with his fingers. After a long time, he said, "Nothing unusual."

Beat, don't worry, your heart is really good.

On one occasion, the crowd surrounded the residence of Einstein (1879-1955), a scientist who immigrated from Germany to the United States, and asked him to explain his "theory of relativity" clearly in the simplest words. At that time, it was said that only a few outstanding scientists in the world could understand his works on relativity.

Einstein walked out of the house and said to everyone, "For example, you and your closest relatives are sitting by the fire. An hour has passed, and you feel that it has only been five minutes! " On the other hand, you only sat by the hot stove for five minutes, but you seemed to sit for an hour. Well, this is the theory of relativity! "

Time and eternity

Once, an American female reporter visited Einstein and asked, "In your opinion, what is the difference between time and eternity?"

Einstein replied: "dear lady, if I have time to explain the difference between them, then when you understand, eternity will disappear!" " "

Big paper basket

On the day when Einstein was taken to the office of Princeton University, someone asked him what tools he needed. "I see, a desk or table, a chair and some pen and paper will do. Oh, yes, and a big wastebasket. " He said.

"Why is it big?"

"So I can throw all my mistakes in."

consciousness

Edward, Einstein's second son, asked, "Dad, why on earth did you become a celebrity?"

Einstein laughed at first, and then said meaningfully, "Look, the beetle is crawling on a sphere. It doesn't realize that its path is curved, but I can realize it."

Remember the phone number.

One of Einstein's girlfriends, call him. Finally, Einstein was asked to write down her telephone number so that she could call later.

"My phone number is very long and difficult to remember."

"Go ahead, I'm listening." Einstein didn't pick up the pen.

"2436 1。"

"What's hard to remember?" Einstein said, "I remember the squares of twenty and nineteen."

Secret of success

A young man who likes talking nonsense but doesn't like studying hard pesters Einstein, a great scientist, all day to reveal the secret of success. Einstein was bored, so he wrote him a formula: A = X+Y+Z Einstein explained: "A stands for success, X stands for hard work, and Y stands for the right method ..."

"What does Z stand for?" The young man asked eagerly.

"stands for less nonsense." Einstein said.

empathize

One day, Einstein slipped on the ice. People around him helped him up and said, "Mr Einstein, according to the principle of relativity, you didn't fall, did you?" Only when the earth suddenly tilted? "

Einstein said, "Sir, I agree with you, but the two theories feel the same to me."

Theory and the success or failure of nationality

In 1930s, Einstein said in a speech at the University of Paris: "If my theory of relativity is proved, Germany will declare me a German and France will call me a citizen of the world. However, if my theory proves to be wrong, then France will emphasize that I am German and Germany will say that I am Jewish. "

Why do you need so many people?

1930, Germany published a book criticizing the theory of relativity, entitled "One hundred professors come forward to prove Einstein wrong".

Hearing the news, Einstein just shrugged and said, "100 people? Why do you need so many people? As long as I can prove that I am really wrong, even one person is enough. "