Interesting English jokes with translation

Interesting English jokes with translation

Jokes come from life, and the language form after artistic processing is artistic language. Next, I will bring you some interesting English jokes with translations. I hope you will like them. More jokes are in the jokes section.

Funny English jokes with translation (1)

A wild guess

A bold guess

Our physics professor tried to get the class to discuss Archimedes' principle of water replacement. He told us that Archimedes noticed that when he entered a pool in a public bathhouse, the water rose and overflowed the edge. Excited by his discovery, he ran down the street and shouted, "found it, found it!" " The professor asked if anyone knew.

What this means.

Our physics professor led the students to discuss Archimedes' drainage principle from all aspects. He told us that Archimedes went to the public bath to take a bath. When he entered the pool, he found that the water rose and overflowed the edge of the pool. Excited by this discovery, he ran to the street and shouted, "found it, found it!" ? The professor asked us who knew what he meant by shouting.

A student stood up and answered, "I'm naked!" I am naked! "

A student stood up and answered:? I'm naked! I'm naked?

Funny English jokes with translation (2)

Can we have our teacher back?

Can we ask the teacher to go back?

While visiting a rural school, the chairman of the Education Committee was angered by the noise made by unruly students in the next room. He opened the door angrily and caught a tall boy who seemed to talk the most. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.

When visiting a rural school, the chairman of the Education Committee was furious at the noise made by unruly students in the next room. He angrily pushed open the door and grabbed a tall boy who seemed to be the best talker. He dragged the boy to another room and thanked him for standing in the corner.

A few minutes later, a little boy put his head into the room and begged, "Sir, can we have our teacher back?"

A few minutes later, a little boy leaned out and begged, "Sir, would you please send our teacher back?"

Funny English jokes with translation (3)

A woman's answer

A woman's answer

A husband said to his wife, "Why did God make women beautiful and stupid?" ? "

A husband said to his wife: Why did God make women so beautiful but so stupid?

"Well," his wife answered at once. "The reason is very simple. God makes us so beautiful that men will love us; God made us stupid, so we have to marry them. "

? Oh? His wife immediately replied,? There is a simple reason. God makes us so beautiful that people will love us. God made us so stupid that we married them. ?

Funny English jokes with translation (4)

God is watching.

God is watching.

The students lined up for lunch in the cafeteria. There is a pile of apples above the table. The nun wrote a note and stuck it on the apple tray: "Just take one. God is watching. "

The students lined up for lunch in the canteen. There are many apples at one end of the table. The nun wrote a note and stuck it on the apple tray. You can only take one. God is watching you. ?

Walking along the lunch line, at the other end of the table is a pile of chocolate biscuits. A child wrote a note saying, "Take as much as you want. God is looking at the apple. "

Along the lunch line, there are many chocolate biscuits at the other end of the table. A child wrote a note. Take as much as you want. God is looking at the apple. ?

Funny English jokes with translation (5)

Children's perspective

Children's perspective

On the way home from the first day of school, the father asked his son, "What did you do at school today?"? "

On the first day of school, on the way home, the father asked his son, What did you do at school today?

The little boy shrugged and said, "Nothing".

The little boy shrugged his shoulders and said, nothing. ?

The father wanted his son to participate in the conversation. He insisted, "So, have you ever learned some numbers, studied some letters, or a certain color?"

In order to introduce his son into the conversation, the father continued the topic and said, So, did you learn any numbers, letters or any specific colors?

The puzzled child looked at his father and said, "Dad, didn't you go to school when you were a child?"

The puzzled child looked at his father and said, Dad, didn't you go to school when you were a child?

Funny English jokes with translation (6)

God is gone.

God is gone.

Two brothers always play some practical jokes. If someone is locked in his house, or if someone's dog is painted green, people always know who the criminals are-brothers. One day, the boy's mother asked a priest to talk to her sons to make them fear God, so that they would turn over a new leaf. The priest asked her to send her sons to him one by one. The little boy came, sat him down and asked him, "Where is God?" The boy did not answer. The priest asked again, louder: "Where is God?" The boy kept silent. But when the priest asked the same question the third time, the boy jumped up and ran away. He went straight to his brother. "We are in big trouble!" He was panting. "What's the matter? "The older boys asked warily, wondering what crime they had committed." "God is gone," said the young man. "They think we have something to do with it! "

The two brothers always play practical jokes. If someone is locked in his house, or whose dog is painted green, people always know who is the culprit. Brothers. One day, the boy's mother asked the priest to talk to her sons to make them fear God, so that they could improve their behavior. The priest told her to send the two brothers away one by one. The younger child came over and the priest sat him down and asked him, where is God? The boy did not answer. The priest asked again, this time louder: where is God? The boy kept silent. When the priest asked the same question for the third time, the boy jumped up and ran away. He went straight to his brother. ? We're in big trouble! ? He was panting. ? What's the matter with you? The older boys asked cautiously, wanting to know what bad things they had done, and people wanted to arrest them. ? God is gone. Brother said,? They think it has something to do with us ?

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