Humorous sentences poking fun at one's fitness

1. I want to go to the gym happily every day, and my enthusiasm lasts until I have to go out.

2. Sleep is really important. I slept in the company for an hour and a half at noon today, and I didn't feel very tired. I even want to run in the gym downstairs.

I want to go to the gym next semester, but I can't.

Lying down is really comfortable. I don't want to go to the gym. I can wash my hair at home. How can I be so lazy? I didn't exercise this week. Lying down is really comfortable. I'm covered in fat.

I want to go to the gym to learn dancing. I hope to grasp my spare time and stop surfing the internet every day.

6. I feel sick when I read it, and the words are no longer in my mind. I want to go to the gym, buy clothes and go to the park.

7. The original intention of fitness is to make my back not hurt when I work overtime and sit for a long time. I think it still works. Even if I give up overtime and sit until tomorrow morning, I can't tell whether it's because I've been sitting too long or because I'm hurting from fitness.

8. I don't want to go to the gym in the morning, but I will go to the gym for three hours in the afternoon. I don't know if I can hold on.

No matter how hot it is, I want to go to the gym for a while by myself. Running, rolling iron, everything else feels nothing.

10. So tired and sleepy! After the night shift, I feel dying. I can't. I want to go to the gym, the kind with a swimming pool!

1 1. I'm too sleepy to go to the gym. Was I Simmons in my previous life?

12. I want to practice my lines in the gym, but I really can't take the first step.

13. I'm so tired. I get off work at this time every day, it's still early. Whenever I want to go to the gym, I have to work overtime! Time wastes passion.

14. It's easy to argue with people and doubt life recently. I want to go to the gym and abuse myself all day. Because I don't have the courage to overeat, there seems to be no other way to adjust.

15. I slipped away. I'm full today and don't want to go to the gym. I can wash and sleep.

16. Not on the road of losing fat and gaining muscle, but on the road of losing fat and gaining muscle, there is no so-called "maintaining" weight and body shape, but it is difficult to stick to it. I'm too tired to go to the gym.

17. The hotter you get, the more you want to run! exercise I like this filter so much, it hides my black and fat. Move it.

18. I really want to go to the gym. Where are all the beautiful vest lines? Did I eat? I will practice hard when I go back to school.

19. I am under great pressure. I want to buy bottles and cans. I want to go to the gym to play sandbags. I want to shout. I'm so tired.

20. I don't want to go to the gym. You can sweat if you jump blindly every day. I should be thin.

2 1. What if I don't want to go to the gym today? My arm hurts, my leg hurts, and it hurts everywhere. Is there any way to lose weight lying down without exercise?

22. I want to swing, watch movies, go to exhibitions, go to the gym, put a book on my head and spread it on the sofa at home all day.

23. It seems that it's been almost three months since I punched out for fitness, and the meat on my stomach seems to have not changed. It's all wealth accumulated in 20 years.

24. I want to go to the gym, but my body is lying down playing with my mobile phone. This is my daily life recently.