Six classic jokes in the workplace

Sometimes some humorous workplace jokes can make people full of energy. How much do you know? Here are six classic workplace jokes I prepared for you. I hope you like them.

Classic joke in the workplace: queue patiently.

The factory owner said to the laid-off workers: I heard that after I die, you will spit on the grave of my cemetery?

The worker said, don't worry, I've changed my mind. I have no patience to wait in line. ?

Workplace classic joke 2: forgetfulness

The manager said to his secretary. The meeting on August 20th is very important. Please remember to remind me. ?

The Secretary said: This was the day before yesterday. ?

The manager said, Oh, my God, I can't believe I forgot to attend the meeting! ?

The secretary said: You have been there. ?

Classic joke 3: Give you a raise.

At a company meeting, the chairman accidentally farted and told the employees in a low voice for fear of losing face. Cover for me and give you a raise. ?

Employee a told the participants:? Sorry, I just ate too much and farted. ?

Not long after, the chairman farted again and said to employee b:? Cover for me and give you a raise. ?

Employee b did the same.

Who knows that the chairman farted for the third time, and then employee C answered quickly and loudly: Mine! Mine! That's my fart! ! ?

Classic joke 4: Welcome criticism.

Xiao Zhang: Director, do you mind criticizing?

Section chief:? Never, but I like it very much. ?

Xiao Zhang: Yes, sincere criticism has many advantages.

Section chief:? The most important thing is that I want to know who is dissatisfied with me. ?

Classic Joke 5: Teaching

The new female secretary is beautiful and charming, and the two supervisors are determined to personally guide her work.

? We have a responsibility to teach her what to do and what not to do. A said.

? Right? B said excitedly, You are responsible for teaching her how to do it. ?

Classic Joke 6 in the Workplace: Father and Mother

After lunch, colleagues chatted in the office, talking about their new colleague Jenny, who lost her mother when she was a child. Four sisters have lived abroad for many years and were brought up by her father. She is really a good father who is both a father and a mother.

Unexpectedly, during the break, Jenny, who was educated in English and knew a little Chinese, ran angrily and said, please don't scold my father, okay? Fujian sow? Okay？