Tonight’s classic quotations from the post-80s talk show

Tonight’s classic quotations from post-80s talk shows

1. From seven to seven thirty every day, I go to the public toilet and squat. Why do we have to go now? Our TV seemed to be infected with a virus at that time, and we couldn't change the channel at this point.

2. The death penalty is still there, and there are still many people who are not willing to die. Are you canceling now? I can’t go out yet?

3. I heard that LI_ZHUANG was released. One day I have to ask him for advice on how to release it. I’ll use it when I’m not busy.

4. I am here, what else could happen to your family?

5. There is no paladin that cannot be killed.

6. Everyone has loved being a civil servant throughout the ages. In ancient times, it was relatively simple, just cut it off with a knife.

7. There are split-disc and gun versions of cross talk. This is the gun version. , because we have laughter here.

8. When I speak online, I only use three words, sensitive words, sensitive words, sensitive words. It is said that those born in the 1990s invented Martian literature to destroy traditional culture, but now they rely on it to save the country.

9. Let’s talk about Lu Xun’s meaning and that. In fact, people just want to make some money and eat noodles.

10. The Party? (Zhang Boxin: This performance ends here!) Is it unstoppable?

11. Don’t believe in rumors or spread them? (Long pause) ?Rumors

12. Nowadays, girls in their twenties are marrying men in their forties or fifties, so what should we do? We can wait until we are forties or fifties before marrying men in their twenties.

13. I beat whoever provokes me in the United States. Who do I scold who provokes me? Do we protest strongly? I still don’t know why it hurts when you protest.

14. In order for China’s housing prices to rise for another hundred years. International oil prices may be volatile; if they are volatile, prices will rise; (oil prices) will go up if there are conditions, and they will go up if conditions are not created. ?

15. When the King Division retreated to Taiwan? An Ace Division retreated to Taiwan.

16. Gaddafi was studying coup in Taiwan and had a classmate named Saddam. The Taiwanese told them how the other side of the Taiwan Strait had done it to them, and they took out their little notebooks and wrote it all down.

17. No one has starved to death in the past six years, and no professor has been beaten; the city wall of Beijing has not been demolished to this day.

18. (Gaddafi) did nothing wrong, and he did not beat the students.

19. Is the French President so polite? We ordinary people can’t even go to Carrefour. ?You said those French brands, like Chanel and so on, are all made in Dongguan.

20. Why do the Russians love to do business with us? Because they are all from the Northeast and don’t like to bargain. If they do business with Wenzhou people, the Jews will lose money. Wenzhou people are the pride of China.

21. The tax in the US oil price is 6, but ours is only 42.

22. Ordinary people have no special requirements. We just want to live a life like employees of state-owned enterprises.

23. Don’t be so generous with my money.

24. There is a person who wants to raise wages. What is his name? Yao...Xin?

25. New China abolished all unequal treaties and the Soviet Union except.

26. I support equality between men and women? Why should I do so much work alone?

27. There was another aftershock in Japan. This time there was no damage and no deaths. , what does this mean? This means: the sequel is not as good as the first episode.

28. When it first fell, no, when it was just liberated?

29. Crosstalk is an art that bullies the weak and fears the strong.

30. When I go shopping, I am always surprised how there are so many clothes that are so ugly that no one will buy them. But what surprised me even more was that they were sold out one by one

31. My dear girl, if you joke and others don’t laugh, it’s not because you’re not funny, but because you’re ugly.

32. If you really want me to make a wish, I hope I can go back to 1987, and then kick the door of your parents' room that night to prevent all this from happening.

33. I want to rent a house! The landlord told me that there was something wrong with the bed and it was prone to noise. But I have lived in it for four months and there has been no sound?

34. Everyone is saying goodbye to 2012, so I forget it. Because I believe that every day starting from tomorrow, I will still be the same person. This is awesome today.

35. Everyone has a 2 in their circle of friends! Without you, he would be that 2.

36. Don’t be too demanding when looking for a girlfriend. The one that is both beautiful and good at cooking is Midea’s rice cooker. The one who is cute and never grows old is Chibi Maruko-chan. That is your mother who is both financially independent and centered on you. Beautiful, cute, good at cooking, never old, financially independent, and focused on you, Chibi Maruko-chan is using a Midea rice cooker to become a mother.

37. A smart person can make a detour because he has found a shortcut; a person who can make a detour is an open-minded person because he has seen more scenery.

38. Don’t be shy and silent when you love someone, otherwise you will lose the courage to take the initiative.

39. As long as you are willing to use skills and are willing to take the mixture, there is no paladin that cannot be killed.

40. In the past, 040 (Lin Chiling) was a drummer, but this year it has been changed to a drama.

41. My nose is stuffy and I can’t hear clearly.

42. The three common people will always live in the hearts of the three common people.

43. I have always said that jokes are a loser’s game. When there are beauties watching, who will listen to the jokes! When there are the beauties watching, who will tell the jokes!

44. Earn money from selling cabbage, but worry about selling white powder. ;