Classic Henan dialect bridge, classic Henan dialect bridge

It's embarrassing to mess with this thing.

Look at the beast, you have to reply ~

the first paragraph

There are two clever piles on the tree fork. The clever mother said, "Let's go there and estimate the piles according to everyone, which will make my hair dry." Gong Qiao said, "Look at your carelessness. All your shoes are withered and twisted. What happened to the shoes? "

The second paragraph

Last night, I got in a carriage and went to the flower market. Go in and have a look. Go home. There are so many kinds of flowers in it. I'm crying. I don't know what to look at I looked at the flower stand one by one. Suddenly, I was attracted by a Harlan girl and a flowerpot stand.

I went over, estimated the pile and looked at it carefully. It's strange to look good, but the material is not old. The boss also wants to live an amateur, asking price 180 yuan. You can also drag the shift and boast that it is rosewood. I don't believe it. I knew it was fake at a glance. I told my boss that 50 yuan was not worth it. If you want to sell, make a firm offer as soon as possible. When I got home, it was really amazing that he finally wanted 35 yuan to sell it to me. As soon as I saw it, I was afraid that he would misunderstand me, so I quickly made an excuse.

I told my boss that I am an old brake shoe, and I will catch it if I don't do anything. If I don't do anything, I will fool me. As soon as the boss saw me, a cow tried to bluff me again.

The third paragraph

Normal edition: the sun! My mother, you rise in the east and fall in the west. Are you tired?

Henan Edition: The Sun! My mother! You climb from the east and go down from the west. You are really swaying!

Fourth paragraph

It's dark at night. Let's go outside first. There is some distortion in the tree. An effect calls for a happy day, so green that I can climb trees. The wood stood firm, and an effect fell on the old cover, killing me. If it's really that beautiful, Fat Ni 'er will rub the beans for me, and the pain will go away. I think fat Ni 'er wants to sleep and doesn't peck like congratulations.

Run to her house at dawn to find the goods: Fat Ni 'er! Fat Nell! When she saw me at the door, she blushed and asked, What's the matter with you? I went up and grabbed her chubby hand and said, let's have oil buns at the party. When I arrived at the fried steamed stuffed bun stall, I touched the bag with both hands and took an empty shell. I am a fan of his. I scolded in my heart: fire, money on the pillow, I forgot to bring a rabbit grandson. I said: ok! Wood brings money. Fat Ni 'er said: I didn't grow pepper? What a nuisance! I went to a bunch of ancient times and didn't speak, alas! How can I be useless?

Section 5

Stay at night and rest at noon. My flat mouth was lost in Wu Jia. Do you want to achieve it? Wu Xu old soundtrack!

Precautions:

Wooden cow-meaningless

Even-it's a cow, a cow's cow

-Yes, universal verbs.

Can Zhang-panic mean

Holy egg-the meaning of arrogance

Seven grandsons-swearing

Lai Zhao-Lai Zi

Go to the dance-it's over.

Japanese dragon-the meaning of screwing up

Not the old kneepads.

My brother's only son-armpit

The night is dark-the meaning of last night

Don't shoot.-don't be stingy.

Covered-next to it.

Gudui-the meaning of squatting

The meaning of holding cloth.

Empty baskets, wood-like things-meaningless.

Give birth to oil crickets

Different people-disgusting people

The meaning of sudden-decline

several

An egg-how to explain it? Aren't you bored?

Energetic-comfortable and cool, universal in the whole province.

Guangdu, withdraw Duzi-* * Yi Guang * * *

Touch it out-slow movement, the meaning of ink

Lao Mo-the last meaning

Foolish work-embroidered teasing, staring.

Dry and wrinkled, uneven, mostly used for paper and human face.

Move in vain-don't move

abutment

A (A or e) miscellaneous-annoying

Place-arrangement

Ulla- describes not speaking clearly.

Poisonous gas-malicious meaning

Yao is angry, live together-shout

Failback-morning

Old slag-not fashionable

A few girls-cicadas

Sun, white face-deliberately provocative, not easy to explain.

Out of Green —— The Significance of Running

Pull the tiger-sloppy

A casual gaze-a puzzled gaze

Ghost sleep-boasting.

Things-nausea/collision

Bra- refers to patting with the hand, such as dirty clothes, Blabla.

Burning buns-refers to people who are not practical and love to show off.

Wolf goose moth

Zhang Tie-ostentation and extravagance

Virtual lake is not empty-pay attention.

A fork, a soup-confused fork-not so good

An expensive life-expensive

Blindness-When it first rains

Old turtle one-stingy

This help that help, this cavity that cavity-everywhere.

Being slapped and comfortable means being criticized.

Long worm snake

Bear-like, bear-like, bear-like face swearing words

Letter ball-* * *, idiot

Cat-deception

Xin-I'll give you some vegetables to celebrate. Here is the article, which means to take them for nothing.

Xin-is your daughter happy? Point out the meaning of marriage

Kuquan-usually refers to a person bending over.

Not sharing-unconvinced.

Clean up-clean up, repair

Crash egg-small stone

When the door-the living room

Oblique color, harmonious color-the meaning of trembling

Put it aside-it's not worth it.

Lose the board-lose face

pull at

Inexperienced, doing things badly-second hair

A sprained foot.-a sprained foot

Have pride on your face and don't let people talk-show your face.

Slip down-out of the law

Chatting.-talking.

Grab it, grab it.

Tamp and smash things-the status quo (indeed)

A person who has been fooled and victimized.

Crawling and crawling-sticky pupa

Speak loudly-beat around the bush, how to shout?

Make a loud noise.-Oh, oh

Busy, lively-busy fire

Eye hair-flashing hair

Bend your arm-cough up the joint fossa of limbs

Navel-the navel is at the end of the stomach.

Knee.-not old Gail

Women have beautiful faces-neat and charming.

The paper gun doesn't sound-the medicine is driven out

Bad guys-dirty vegetables

Fool, 252 and a half cranes.

Throw dirty

Vinegar-taboo (because vinegar doesn't taste good)

I dropped my belt.

Slap in the face-slap in the face

Sister Lao Miao

Qiezi bridge

Broom-stick out

Golden ring hammer

Last night.

Nausea-left scratch

Take things.-weigh things.

Duck with flat mouth and waist

Teacher-master

Men, brothers, brothers-children

Mom-Mai, the second voice

Boy.-Hello.

courtyard

Fly a kite-fly a kite

No-cows-some.

Afternoon-nuclear noon

The youngest daughter-a girl of years old

Miser-Old Tortoise One

Put on airs-take Don for example.

Fool-two semitones

Table-phonetic notation (pinyin reading)

Chopsticks-jiaozi

Socks -WAO

Fuck off.-Pick up the eggs

Take out the garbage-clean the compartment

spit

Eye drops-foot patch

Know and remember-Xu Hu

Make money.-make money

Take care.-hello

Forehead-American vote

Insulting words-Ah Zha

Peanut-born baby

Don't talk to the other person-stay to the left (bad attitude or joking)

Seeing people shivering with fear-every artist can be separated by 100 million.

Girl.-Girl

Boy-smile

What?-nua

You-gentle

I-I-