Anxious for a long joke. Enough for four people to talk 1 minute.

An ugly man contest is held in a city, and the winner can get a free plastic surgery opportunity. After the competition, three people finally stood out. The competition asked them to explain themselves to each other, and the TV station participated in the live broadcast of the competition. Man A said to the camera, "Everyone knows I'm ugly by looking at my face. Once I met a madman in the street and threw sulfuric acid at everyone. He was about to throw it at me when he suddenly saw my face and said, shit! This has been spilled! B man smiled: "I am the ugliest. When the nurse took me out of my mother's stomach, she looked at me and shouted, Ghost! Stuff me back in my mother's stomach. Others asked in unison, "Then how did you get out? He said: "My mother is pregnant with twins, and my brother is crying in his stomach:" Ghost! Kicked me out of my stomach again. " It's man C's turn. He silently buried his head and said, "Compared with you, I really have nothing to say." He slowly raised his head to face the camera, and the camera suddenly flipped, and the people in the picture were in chaos. Someone inside said, "Call 120, the cameraman fainted!"