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Here comes a little white rabbit, another little white rabbit standing on the right shoulder of the first little white rabbit with his ear, another little white rabbit standing on the right shoulder of the second little white rabbit with his ear, another little white rabbit standing on the right shoulder of the third little white rabbit with his ear, and another little white rabbit standing on the right shoulder of the fourth little white rabbit with his ear. Here comes another white rabbit. He stands on the right shoulder of the fifth white rabbit, another white rabbit stands on the right shoulder of the sixth, another white rabbit stands on the right shoulder of the seventh, another white rabbit stands on the right shoulder of the eighth, and another white rabbit stands on the right shoulder of the ninth. Here comes another white rabbit. He stands on the right shoulder of the 1th white rabbit, another white rabbit stands on the right shoulder of the 11th white rabbit, another white rabbit stands on the right shoulder of the 12th white rabbit, another white rabbit stands on the right shoulder of the 13th white rabbit, and another white rabbit stands on the 14th white rabbit. Here comes another white rabbit. He stands on the right shoulder of the 15th white rabbit, another white rabbit stands on the right shoulder of the 16th white rabbit, another white rabbit stands on the right shoulder of the 17th white rabbit, another white rabbit stands on the right shoulder of the 18th white rabbit, and another white rabbit stands on the 19th white rabbit. Here comes another white rabbit. He stands on the right shoulder of the 2th white rabbit with his ear, another white rabbit stands on the right shoulder of the 21st white rabbit with his ear, another white rabbit stands on the right shoulder of the 22nd white rabbit with his ear, and then kisses the giraffe. . . . This joke once depressed a child. . . ) You can also add it yourself. . . Just don't knock yourself out. . . . O (∩ _ ∩) O ~ ~ ~ The boss of the first company: Tutu, are you busy with your work today? Tutu: Not busy. After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you can't work for the company more, you are not busy. What does the company want you for? * Boss of the second company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: Very busy. After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you are not organized, you will be busy all day. What does the company want you for? Boss of the third company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: Not bad. After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you do things irrationally, there is something "ok" or "not ok". What does the company want you for? * Boss of the fourth company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: Just finished. After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you are too inefficient, can't you check it after you finish? What does the company want from you? * Boss of the fifth company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: Some of them have been finished and checked, and now they are doing other things. After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you are not systematic, won't you do some things together? What does the company want from you? Boss of the sixth company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: I have finished all my work and am helping others. After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you have no plans, won't you plan what you will do tomorrow? What does the company want from you? Owner of the seventh company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: Today's work is finished, so is tomorrow's work. After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you don't consider the whole, won't you help your colleagues share their worries and relieve their pains? What does the company want from you? Owner of the eighth company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: I have finished today's work and tomorrow's work, and now I am helping my colleagues. After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you are too pushy, your help is likely to cause laziness or pressure on others. What does the company want from you? Boss of the ninth company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: Wait a minute, I'll think about it before I answer you. After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: You're arrogant. I asked you questions repeatedly. Why does the company want you? Boss of the tenth company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: I ... I ... no, I don't know ... how to answer you. After work, the boss said to Tutu: You don't have to come tomorrow. Tutu: Why? Boss: Because you don't even know whether you are busy or not, what does the company want you for? Owner of the 11th company: Tutu, are you busy at work today? Tutu: Fuck you, I resigned ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Boss: Hey! If you have personality, our company will not let you go! . . . . . I hope you like O (∩ _ ∩) O ~ ~ ~ ~