How to describe a person's obesity humorously?

1, long time no see, you have gained weight!

2. Fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

His face is round and big. His eyes narrowed into a line when he laughed, and the meat on his face looked like an "oil ball". The whole looks like a kind-hearted "Maitreya Buddha".

4. Smiled, eyes disappeared, and two pieces of meat on the cheek kept shaking up and down with the action.

5, chubby meat is dripping, and it is almost oiled.

Funny sentences that laugh at themselves for being fat?

1. Fat people are well aware of their physical deficiencies and will work harder in other areas, so successful people are generally fatter.

2, I want to be thin as a lightning bolt, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

4, my face is fat into a cake, so comfort myself, hehe, it's not that I'm not thin.

5, all the bad emotions are nothing more than exams, gaining weight, having no partner, and lack of money.