If you have money, you will be presumptuous; if you have no money, you will refrain from being funny.

A few years ago, a Edison Chen destroyed a wave of goddesses, and a few years later, a Fang Zuming destroyed a group of male gods. Now, my Shaolin Temple is going to be destroyed. Li Yang's conversion is like giving chicken blood to Shaolin Temple, and he can't stop. 365 Quotations. com specially collected and arranged this funny joke for you. Money is presumptuous. If you have no money, you must exercise restraint!

Li Yang said that Shaolin Temple should hold not only crazy English classes, but also crazy Chinese classes. Abbot Shi Yongxin also said that Shaolin Temple was really busy hosting the World Wulin Congress.

Moreover, the fat falling abbot has his own theoretical system about martial arts.

2 1, Shi Yongxin published an article on Shaolin Wushu. He said that I have been a monk in Shaolin Temple for more than 20 years, and I don't know the meaning of Shaolin Wushu. Now I can only understand Shaolin Wushu as the traditional culture of China.

Play is play. As the CEO of a famous listed company, how do you know the connotation of martial arts? Let's talk about business and gender first.

To tell the truth, the connotation of Shaolin Wushu is in martial arts novels.

However, at this age, it is useless to talk about real kung fu. Making money is real kung fu. If you have money, you can ruin everything.

An American billionaire uploaded a picture of driving a tank to crush a BMW, challenging another Jamaican cricketer who has been showing off his wealth frequently recently.

Besides, not to mention that these things are scum in the eyes of my brother Wang Sicong, are you still showing off your wealth? Not as good as the village chief.

Don't say anything, rich people will come to China to play luxury sports-help the old lady! Minutes make you a loser.

If you are not a rich man, don't touch a tiger in heat. If you have no wealth, why take a money-making machine?

A 27-year-old woman in Chongqing bought more than 20 pairs of shoes online in a week, which cost her husband 60,000 yuan. She said, "I ran out of money before I knew it, but I couldn't help it ..." Looking at the mountains of shoes at home, my husband felt very painful. ...

I married a beautiful woman and lost everything. . .

But her husband is just upset and hasn't called yet. How many people have ruined their happy families because of such trivial family matters.

Because of the question of whether to put ginger in a bowl of steamed fish, a pair of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law who have a bad relationship in Changsha are once again in a quarrel. Tired of coping between mother and wife, the husband made a thorough and bloody choice: strangle his wife and surrender to the police! It is reported that women's family conditions are better, and men often feel that they have no self-esteem or something.

Alas, women are melodramatic and men are cruel … I think steamed fish still needs ginger!

Diaosi, let's find a suitable object in the future. Isn't this hard fact bloody enough? The existence of the rich second generation and the poor second generation makes sense. The next page is more exciting ~ ~ ~

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