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One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell. "It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell, isn't it?" The teacher said. "Yes, Sir." Said one of the boys, "But it would be more wonderful if we knew how a chick gets in to its eggs before hand." One day, the teacher took the students to visit the chicken farm. When they approached the incubator, a chick just hatched. "Isn't it wonderful to see a little life coming out of the eggshell?" The teacher said. "Yes, sir." A male student said, "But it would be even more wonderful if we knew how it got into the eggshell in advance." . Some big companies to hire a car driver high, after each and after the exam, only three of the most excellent competitors. The examiners asked them, "cliff is gold, you open a car to take, can feel how close distance and unapt cliff drops?" "Two meters." The first said. "Half meters." The second is safely said. "I'll try, The more far away from the cliff. The third said. Results The company was hired a third. Tips: Don't be fighting training and, yue yuanyue is good. Stay away from the temptation. A big company is going to hire a car driver with a high salary. After layers of screening and examination, only three competitors with the best skills are left. The examiner asked them, "There is a piece of gold on the edge of the cliff. How close do you think you can get to the cliff without falling?" "Two meters." The first one said. "Half a meter." The second person said with confidence. "I will try to stay away from the cliff as far as possible." The third person said. As a result, the company accepted the third place. Tip: Don't compete with temptation, but stay as far away as possible. Five years of Hank and mom and dad brother go to work, the forest sudden rain, but they have only a piece of YuPi. Dad YuPi will give mom, mom gave brother, brother gave Hank. Hank asked: "why dad gave mom, mom gave brother, brother gave me?" The father replied, "because dad than mom, mom is strong and powerful, brother, brother, stronger than you. We will protect weaker person. Hank looked around, and ran to YuPi will open in a wind fluttering delicate floret above. True strength, or is not much more money than others, But he has to help. Responsibility can let us do will complete, love can let us do things. Five-year-old Hank and his father, mother and brother went to work in the forest, and suddenly it began to rain, but they only brought a poncho. Dad gave the poncho to mom, mom gave it to my brother, and my brother gave it to Hank. Hank asked, "Why did my father give it to my mother, my mother gave it to my brother, and my brother gave it to me?" Dad replied, "because dad is stronger than mom, mom is stronger than brother, and brother is stronger than you." We all protect the weaker people. Hank looked around and ran over to spread the poncho over a delicate flower swaying in the wind and rain. The real strong man is not necessarily how powerful or rich, but how helpful he is to others. Responsibility can make us complete things, and love can make us do things well.
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