The more jokes you can laugh, the better.

1. A woman wrote on her husband's tombstone: "It's finally hard."

2. The cannibal father and son hunted, and the son caught a thin man. His father said: there is no meat, let's catch fish and shrimp in the lake! His son also captured a fat man, and his father said, let it go, it's too greasy. Cut and dry, and make fur coats in winter! His son captured another beautiful woman, and his father said, take it home and eat your mother at night!

My junior high school classmates like to touch other people's heads. One day, he touched people's heads and said, "My head is quite round." That classmate was bored and gave him a hand.

Your hand says, "Don't give me eggs here."

4. Tang Priest: Wukong, become a BMW. It's raining, and the horse can't ride.

Tang Priest: Wukong, become a condom. Today, the teacher will personally clean up this leprechaun.

Tang Priest: Wukong, become Viagra. Today, the teacher came to clean up this evil spirit and beg for mercy.

Tang Priest: I'm so bored today. . . Wukong. . . You became a leprechaun. . .

A man went to the hospital and said to the doctor: My left testicle is green.

The doctor looked at it and said, according to my 20-year medical experience, this is cancer and you should have it removed. This man is in great pain,

At this time, the doctor told him that one head of garlic was spicy, and then cut it.

A few days later, the man came again and said, doctor, my right testicle is green, too.

The doctor looked at it and said that according to my 20-year medical experience, this is the spread of cancer and should be removed.

The man cried: I thought it was castration. The doctor told him the story of Sima Qian and then cut it.

A few days later, the man came again and said, my penis is green, too. The doctor looked at it and said, Root.

According to my 20-year medical experience, your underwear has faded.

6. I always had a crush on her when I was studying, but I didn't have the courage to confess. She was married when I went back, and her husband and I were classmates. That afternoon, she was nursing with a doll in her arms. I was thinking, I finally saw it. How excited I am. Her husband sat next to me and chatted with me. How depressed I am. Why can't I eat something so perfect as his doll? I wanted to touch it for a long time, so I found a good excuse I walked up to her, put my hands on her MM, and then said to her doll: Call uncle, don't shout, don't eat.

7. When two lovers make love, the man always likes to say, "I'm going to kill you!" I haven't seen you for several days. The woman found a man's unit, and the man asked, what's wrong? Female softly: "Nothing, just don't want to live ..."

8. The lady explained to the police that she didn't engage in prostitution: I only sold two yuan of condoms, two hundred yuan, which was the most expensive. Policeman: What happened? Miss said: teach him how to use the after-sales service.

9. A father suspected that his three daughters were impure. So he decided to do an experiment. He first called 16-year-old daughter into the house, took off her pants and asked, "Do you know what this is?" The daughter replied, "Yes, Dad, that's your penis." Father was very angry and shouted at her, "You should read the Bible every day and don't take the bus for a year!" " . Then he called 14-year-old daughter into the house to ask the same question and get the same answer. Father was shocked and angry: "You are not allowed to take the bus for two years, and you will no longer be given pocket money!" " Finally, he came to the house with his 12-year-old daughter. She said, "I don't know its name, Dad." "Well, it's dad's good daughter, I'll give you an allowance. Dad told you it was called jj. "The daughter smiled." Can this be called jj? "