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Poor cockroach
One day, I dug a hole in a family and prepared to go out and steal vegetables. But as soon as they got outside, the adults shouted, "Ah! Damn cockroach, how dare you steal, I'll kill you bastard! " So a pair of slippers almost hit me, and I escaped.
I slept on the grass again and ate the hard bread I just stole. I was not happy at all, and the bread was not delicious. "Let's camp here!" Several childish children danced happily, sat on the ground, took out sausages, cakes, drinks, watermelons, KFC, chicken wings and chicken legs, ate them, chatted and told jokes. How happy they are! My mouth is dripping. Wow! It smells good! I can't wait to rush up and grab something to eat. How I wish I were a lovely child and lived in a happy atmosphere every day! "Er ... I can't eat any more. I'll eat the rest tomorrow. Let's set up a tent, play for a while and go to bed right away. " A girl said.
At night, I sneaked in while they were asleep, trying to steal something delicious, but it was too dark, so I went into the girl's tent in a daze. I climbed into bed, and suddenly a lovely girl started: "Why is it so itchy! ? "He saw me and shook his hand and said," Wow! Cockroaches. Wow! Help me ... "At this moment, some boys came running to kill me with a broom. Fortunately, I escaped, otherwise I would be dead.
Look! How bitter we cockroaches are! We went to your room just to eat, not to scare you.
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