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Zebra B, steed C, racehorse D, steed E and Xu, didn't they choose C?
You're a genius when you figure it out! (1) Three people go to 30 yuan for one night. Each of them paid 10 yuan enough. 30 yuan gave it to the boss. Later, the boss said that 25 yuan was enough for today's discount, so he took out the 5 yuan and asked the waiter to return it to them. The waiter secretly hid 2 yuan's money, and then distributed the rest of 3 yuan's money to three people, each of whom gave 1 yuan. In this way, at first, everyone paid 6500 yuan. Now back to 1 yuan, that is, 10- 1=9, each person only spent 9 yuan money, three people each 9 yuan, 3×9 = 27 yuan+2 yuan hidden by the waiter =29 yuan, where did the one yuan go? This question caused a great response in an interview in New Zealand. Who knows the answer? (2) A person goes to buy onions and asks how much it costs per catty. Onion sellers say it's 1 yuan, 1 Jin, which is 100 yuan. The person who bought the onion asked the person who sold the onion and the person who sold the onion respectively, saying that all the people who bought the onion said that they bought 50 kilograms of onions and weighed 50 kilograms of onions. 3 equals 15 yuan 35+ 15, which means that the person who bought the onion in 50 yuan gave it to the person who sold it, leaving 50 yuan, but the person who sold the onion wondered why the person who bought the onion wanted to buy it in 50 yuan. Why do you think this is? Think about it and leave the answer (3). There is a well with a depth of 7 meters. A snail climbs up from the bottom of the well, climbing 3 meters during the day and dropping 2 meters at night. How many days can a snail climb out of the well? Think of the answer and leave a message (4). 1 yuan How many peaches can a peach eat? Leave a message after you figure it out, and write down the way you eat peaches ~ Funny IQ0 1 A bear comes prepared (the bear comes) 02 The eleventh book is incredible (BOOK 1 1)03 What bats don't have to rest and be untidy (endless bats) 04 A person is painted gold, which is amazing (? ) 07 Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father was impotent and couldn't stop (Jade Dad couldn't) 08 The dog didn't bark when crossing the wooden bridge. He never forgets anything (he never barks when crossing the wooden bridge). It's sunny and sunny (bees and calendars) 10 Two men are sitting on a stone, killing two birds with one stone 1 1 A group of women are chatting nonsense (no chicken talk). Painters prefer to draw thick ropes to thin ones. Fascinating (thick rope for painting) 14 Love at first sight when building a piano (moving a piano under construction) 15 Eating with chopsticks (chopsticks for people) 16 Chicken-duck dialogue. Tianyi (seamless mobile phone) 2 1 Who knows birds best? Birds frightened by bows know birds. Why did the ancients lie on the ice and beg for carp? There is a carp (Li) in the ice. Why does the male horse run faster than the female horse? Come on, whip 24. The hat is dirty. Why should it be turned over? Zhang Guan Dai Li (wearing a dirty crown) 25 Why do newborn children die? Risking one's life. Why is it so melancholy to paint the knife blue? Inviolability (blue) 27 Why did the teacher remind us to cherish the four arrows from an early age? Time flies (four arrows) 28 Why do you want to attach middle school? How to keep ducks from flying away? Give it a wing (difficult to fly) 30 How to make the sparrow quiet? Click (Silence) 3 1 How to make things bigger? What kind of snake has many mouths? Conflict (snake) 33 People who wash their faces are called washbasins. What about the one who washed his hands? What juice tastes the worst? Rack your brains. What can you see on the guillotine in hell? Stealthy 36 Who can easily finish three years of high school? Mr. Rui (reading) 37 How to distinguish a delicious butcher shop from a dog meat shop? Dog meat shops will hang a sheep's head at the door (hanging a sheep's head to sell dog meat) 38 Why do you have to tell cold jokes three times at a time? Think twice before you act (three times ~ ~ think twice before you act) 39 Why do cats like to hit people? (This question is white enough and rotten enough) Because cats like "cats"? How much do 40 stars weigh in one punch? 8 grams (Starbucks star 8 grams) 4 1 What happens after Miller in the trolley dies? Maitreya Buddha 42 Why is "seven ups and eight downs" seven ups and eight downs? Why can't you see God's penis because "eight is below seven"? Don't let the cat out of the bag 44 Which song has the lyrics of CoCo Lee? The moon represents my heart ("CoCo Lee") How much I love you. ) 45 What kind of exercise needs my back? (This comparison skirt) JanSport46 Which snake has the strongest vitality? Why is an iceberg a "horn"? The other foot was broken by the Titanic. Why doesn't that man go out? Because when you go out, you become a "layman." What chair do you like best? Why am I born cold? Because I think so, I am in the classic IQ test questions and answers (I am ~ ~ so I am). The following are the authoritative IQ test questions in China. Please finish (30 questions) in 30 minutes, and then you will know what your IQ is. 1, choose a different category:; A, snake b, big tree c, tiger 2. Choose one of the different categories from the following scores: A3/5B3/7C3/9; Boys are to men what girls are to youth, children, wives, girls and women. If the pen is a tool for writing, then the book is a tool for entertainment, reading, learning culture and relieving fatigue. A horse is to a stable what a man is to a cowshed B, a carriage C, a house D, a farm E, building 6,281420 (). Please write down the number of "()". 7. Can the following four words make a correct sentence? Can the fish in the water in life be a b no 8? Can the following six words make a correct sentence? The bat is used to play baseball. Zoologists correspond to sociologists, just as animals correspond to () human B problem C society D sociology 10. If all women have coats, so beautiful women will also have coats. B fashionable coats C coats D expensive coats 1 1, 1324657 (), please write the number 12 on "), and the south is in the northwest, just as the west is: a northwest, b northeast, c southwest, d southeast/kloc. Find a different A-wok, B-spoon, C-rice and D-dish 14, 978666. Please write down the number 17 in () and the option ABCD, which one should be filled after "xoooxoooxxx" axooboocooxdoxx18. Parents who want their children to succeed often () encourage A "B" to swallow C 19, and fill in the blank: Golden Hair (Huangshan) knife. 22. Fill in the blanks: countless books (calligraphy) lawless criminals () teach and learn from each other. Fill in a word in the brackets, so that it can form a word with the word before the brackets and a word with the word after the brackets: Sample () 24. Fill in the blank number16 (96)1210 () 7.525 Find a different kind of items: A zebra, B charger, C racehorse, D steed and E Hummer 26. Fill in a word in brackets, so that it forms a word with the word before brackets and a word with the word after brackets. You can also form a phrase with the latter word: head () shake 28, fill-in-the-blank number 6537 17()29, fill-in-the-blank number 4 1(28)2783()6530, and fill-in-the-blank letter CFIDHLEJ (). The answers are as follows: 1, B2. C 1 1, 9 12, B 13, C 14, 15, d16,3817. ***30 questions, total score 150 points. Results Analysis: According to international standards, people usually classify intelligence level as follows: IQ >; Those who score above 140 are called geniuses; 120~ 140 is the best; 100~ 120 excellent; 90~ 100 > Be a regular talent; 80~90 is sub-normal.
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