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[Kong Yiji] Who has an outline of the text? It takes 50 words. It's urgent.

Scholar Kong Yiji often wears a gown and drinks in Xianheng Hotel, asking for a bottle of wine and a plate of fennel. He is often laughed at, even the children laugh at him, because he is too poor and often has no food. Often disappear for a period of time and then appear in Xianheng Hotel for drinking. His famous saying is that "a scholar who steals books is not called stealing", but later he was caught stealing books and his leg was broken. Last time I climbed to Xianheng Hotel and had a drink, I disappeared …