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The original text asked Wang Xifeng to assist Rong Guo Fu.

It is said that the governor-general of Ningguo Mansion came and learned that Xi Feng had been invited. Because of his colleagues, he said, "I have asked Grandma Lian in the West House to take care of the house. If he comes to collect things or talk, we should be more careful than before. Everyone comes early and leaves late every day. They would rather work hard for this month and rest later than lose face. It is a famous fierce product, with a sour face and a hard heart. They were annoyed for a while. No one. " Everyone said, "That's right." The other smiled and said, "Theoretically, we also need him to clean up the mess. It's so different. " Just then, I saw Laiwang's daughter-in-law holding a power card to get the paper of the presentation, and the votes were approved. They quickly asked her to sit down and pour tea, ordered people to take the papers according to the number, and took Laiwang's daughter-in-law all the way to Yimen.

Feng ordered to order books. Send the daughter-in-law right away and ask her daughter-in-law to come early tomorrow morning. She ordered some books, asked her a few words, and then went home by car. The next day, she came exactly two hours later. The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in Ningguo mansion heard about it, fearing that Feng and his daughter-in-law would send me to listen to the outside window. I heard from Xi-feng and the daughter-in-law in the afterlife: "Since I have been entrusted, I can't say that I want to offend you. I'm not as good as your grandmother, so I'll let you go. If you don't say that this house used to be like this, now if you want to do what I do, I'm half wrong, no matter who has a face. A case is now innocent. " Said.

After watching it for a while, he ordered, "These twenty people are divided into two classes, with ten people in each class. Every day, people and guests pour tea, and other things are not in charge. These twenty people are also divided into two classes, taking care of their relatives' tea and meals every day and not caring about other things. These forty people were also divided into two classes, respectively, in charge of sesame oil, hanging curtains for wake, and offering tea to mourn with them. "I told him to pay for four things. These four people are in charge of wine and rice utensils, and one is missing. These eight people are in charge of the sacrificial ceremony. I always give you eight things like lamp oil, candle paper and so on, and then I will distribute them everywhere according to my quota. These thirty people take turns to watch the night everywhere every day, guard the door, monitor the candles, clean the place ... If anything is lost or damaged, you will get even with the person who guards this place and make compensation. Come to my house for daily inspection, or lazy, gambling and drinking, fighting and bickering, come back to me immediately. You are partial, and after I find out, you can't care about three or four generations of old faces. Now there are rules. In the future, if that line is messed up, you will only talk to that line. I always have some time. There is also a clock in your room. At two o'clock sharp, I called for my lunch. Anything related to licensing starts in the afternoon. One day, I burned the evening paper, so I searched everywhere myself and came back last night to turn in the key. The next day, it was exactly two o'clock. It is difficult for us to work hard these days. It's over, you.

After that, he ordered the distribution of tea, oil candles, feather dusters, brooms and other things according to the number of people. At the same time, he moved things over: desk circumference, chair, mattress, felt pad, sputum box, pedal and so on. At the same time, he handed in his paper and registered it with a pen. It is clear that someone took care of a place and someone took something. Everyone took it. They all have it. Unlike the previous one who just served tea and meals, he accompanied the condolences and took care of the guests. All these disadvantages, such as confusion, confusion, shirking, stealing, etc., will be eliminated the next day.

Xifeng was very proud to see that you were ill. Jia Zhen is too sad to eat. Every day, she cooks all kinds of porridge from that mansion and has it sent to persuade her to eat. Jia Zhen also ordered the first-class food to be sent to Bao Xia every day, only to Xi Feng. Xifeng is not afraid of hard work. Every day, she comes to visit the director at two o'clock on time and sits alone in Bao Xia Li.

It was the fifth day of May 7th, when the eminent monk was supposed to break the prison, light a lamp to illuminate his death, serve the Yan army, detain the ghost of the capital, invite the land treasure king to open the Golden Bridge and lead him to build a flag. Taoist priests are lying on the table, knocking on the jade emperor, offering incense to the Zen monks, offering torches, worshipping water, and thirteen monks from Nepal, putting on embroidered clothes, and so on. I changed my clothes and ate two mouthfuls of creamy rice porridge. After gargling, it is exactly the second hour. Lai Wang's daughter-in-law led everyone to wait for a long time. Xifeng went out to the hall and got on the bus. She hit a pair of diagonal lights in front of her, and the big book "Rongguofu" was written in three Chinese characters, so she slowly came to Ningfu. The door lamp has been hung for a long time, and the lights on both sides poke like day. The two daughters-in-law held Xi-feng in one hand and the lampshade in the other, and surrounded Xi-feng. The daughters-in-law of Ningfu greeted her. Xi-feng walked slowly into Fanghui Garden, arrived at Xianren Pavilion, and saw the coffin, with tears like beads. Many pages in the yard put down their hands and waited to burn paper. "Have tea and burn paper," said Xifeng. All the music is played together.

At that time, Jia Zhenyou's family sent someone to persuade him, but Xifeng just stopped him. The Wangs' daughter-in-law made tea and rinsed her mouth. Xi-feng got up, said goodbye to everyone and went into Bao-fu alone. After the roll call, everyone arrived except one who was seeing the guests off. That man is already embarrassed. Xi-feng sneered, "I said who was wrong, so it was you!" You deserve more respect than them, so you don't listen to me. Humanity: "Little one comes early every day, only today, I wake up early." . I fell asleep again, so I came a little late. I beg my grandmother to spare me this time. "Just then, I saw Wang Xing's daughter-in-law walking in Guo Rongfu, asking for information in front.

Xi- feng didn't send the man away, but asked, "What does Wang Xing's daughter-in-law do?" Wang Xing's daughter-in-law couldn't wait to finish asking him first, so she quickly went in and said, "Take the license plate and take a taxi." After that, she handed a post. Feng ordered to read, "There are two carts, four cars and four cars. * * * Use a few large and small beards and a few pounds of pearl thread. " Hearing this, Feng ordered to register.

Xi-feng was about to speak when four deacons from Rong-guo mansion came in, all of whom wanted to get something and get a certificate. Feng ordered to read the post, and after listening to it, he pointed to two and said, "These two fees are wrong. I'll get them again." Then she dropped the post. The two of them left disappointed.

Seeing his wife nearby, Feng asked, "What can I do for you?" Zhang Cai's family quickly took the post and said, "I just finished the sedan chair and received a few taels from the tailor's ICBC." Hearing this, Feng accepted the post and ordered to register. Wang Xing's family handed in the card and got the guarantee from the comprador, and Zhang Cai's family went to get it. At the same time, I ordered someone to read that one in order to buy paper for Baoyu's study. Feng listened.

Feng said, "He will be sleepy tomorrow, and I will be sleepy the next day. There will be no one after that. I was going to spare you, but I was lenient for the first time, and I won't be able to manage people next time. It's better to develop now. " I quickly put down my face and shouted, "Take them out to play twenty boards!" " At the same time, he threw down the check card of Ningguo House: "Go out and talk and come back, and exchange him for silver rice in January!" " Hearing this, they saw Feng's eyebrows pricked up. Knowing that she is annoyed, I dare not neglect. She dragged people out and dragged people, busy sending messages with cards. The man dragged him out by force, was beaten 20 times, and had to come in and kowtow. "If you make another mistake tomorrow, call 40 and call 60 the day after tomorrow," Feng said. "If you have to be beaten, just make mistakes!" When he said this, he ordered, "Let's go." Everyone outside the window heard that Fang had gone to find his deacon. At that time, people went in and out from two deacons in Fu Rong, Ningfu, and the one who was beaten was ashamed to leave. Only then did he know that he was very interested in Feng. Everyone dared not ask for leave, and worked hard to ensure the safety of the deacons.

Now Baoyu is afraid that Qin Zhong will be wronged, because he met so many people today, and because he whispered with him, he wanted to come and sit with him at Xifeng's place. Qin Zhong said, "He has a lot to do. He is not happy when he goes, and he is not tired when he goes." Baoyu said, "Why does he bother us so much? It doesn't matter, just follow me. " Then pull Qin Zhong until you hold the mansion. Baoyu said, "What are you eating here with those bastards? It turned out to be over there. The two of us have dinner with the old lady. " We sat down at the same time.

After dinner, a daughter-in-law of Ningguo Mansion came to get the certificate and get the candle lamp. Feng said with a smile, "I thought you should come to pick it up today, but you didn't come." I think you forgot to take it. Naturally, you packaged them and made me cheaper. " Daughter-in-law smiled and said, "I didn't forget, I just remembered, and I won't get it if it's late."

Qin Zhong smiled and said, "You have this card in both houses. What if someone else gets one privately and runs away with the money? " Feng smiled and said, "According to you, there is no king's law." Baoyu said, "Why doesn't anyone in our family get a brand to make things?" Feng Dao: "You are still dreaming, and someone is coming to pick it up. Let me ask you, how late did you study tonight? " Baoyu said, "I wish I could study now, but I can't do it if they don't tidy up the study quickly." Feng said with a smile, "If you invite me, you will be sure soon." Baoyu said, "It's no use trying to hurry. They should get there, and naturally they will. " Feng said with a smile, "Even if I do it, I have to get something. It's hard for me not to play good cards. Tell them to ask for something. " Feng said, "I'm so tired that my body hurts. I can't put it aside and rub it." Don't worry, I just pasted the paper today, and they have to ask them what they need. Is it stupid? " Baoyu didn't believe it, and Xi Xifeng asked Cai Ming to check the booklet and show it to Baoyu. Just halfway through, someone said, "Zhao Er from Suzhou is here." Feng called in urgently. Zhao Er asked Qian Er to pay his respects. Feng asked, "What are you doing back?" Zhao Erdao: "Sir Zhong sent it back. Uncle Lin didn't come back until the third day of September. " Sir Zhong took Miss Lin with him to send Uncle Lin to Suzhou, and he will come back at the end of the year. Sir Zhong sent someone to say hello to the old lady, see how grandma is, and bring some heavy hair clothes. "said to feng," have you seen anyone else? " Zhao said, "I've seen everything." Say that finish, she quickly back. Feng Xiangbaoyu said with a smile, "Your sister Lin has lived in our house for a long time. Baoyu said, "Great. I wonder how he's been crying these days. "。 "She frowned and sighed.

When Xifeng saw Zhao's son coming back, she naturally worried about Jia Lian, because he didn't ask him in detail in front of everyone. She has to go back. Getting it back is complicated. She went for a while, fearing that there would be delays and mistakes, which would make people laugh. She had to endure to come back at night, call Zhao's son in and ask for his safety information all the way. She put on heavy clothes overnight, Pinger personally checked the package, and then carefully wrote down what she needed and gave it to Zhao's son. She also told Zhao in detail. Always advise him to drink less, don't seduce him to know his fucking wife,-come back and discount his legs "and so on. After the troubled times, it's almost four o'clock. He always sleeps and walks drowsily, unaware of the crow of chickens, and is busy grooming in Ningfu.

Seeing the hair approaching, Jia Zhen took the Yin and Yang officials by car and went to Tiexi Temple to see the place where the spirits were sent. He also ordered the abbot Sekong to prepare fresh furnishings one by one, and invited more famous monks for the use of the coffin. Sekong is busy watching the evening fast. Jia Zhen was not interested in tea and rice. Because it was getting late and he didn't want to go to town, he took a rest in the clean room at random. The next morning, he went to town to take care of the funeral.

Seeing that the date was limited, Xifeng also sent the dishes one by one in advance. On the one hand, she sent someone to accompany Mrs. Wang to the funeral in her limousine, while the person who arranged the funeral herself went to occupy the next place. Now, after the death of the Lord protector, Mrs. Wang and Mrs. Xing went to the funeral, and the princess of Xi 'an County had a birthday present. Lord protector in the town gave birth to a big boy, prepared a wedding present and gave birth to a child. It is difficult to describe the source of the disease, medical records and so on. It's the same in your city. Xifeng, who is busy with tea and rice, has no time to eat and can't sit and lie quietly. When she first arrived in Ningfu, Fu Rongren followed her to Ningfu, and they returned to Fu Rong, where they found Fu Rong again. Xi-feng was very happy when she saw it, and she didn't shirk her responsibility. She was busy day and night planning for fear of being praised or criticized.

On this day, I stayed with my relatives and friends. You's wife is still lying in the back room, and she is the only one who promised to be considerate. Although there are many sisters-in-law in the family, they are either ashamed of their mouths, feet and people, or afraid that you will be an official, and so on. No one can watch it. All the lights were on in the middle of the night, and the officials greeted the guests. Needless to say, it was all kinds of excitement. By dawn, it was auspicious time, and sixty-four Tsing Yi people generally demanded coffins. In front of them, there is a big book: Hong's hard-won imperial tomb was awarded to the first-class Mrs. Sun to protect the palace, the forbidden road, the forbidden military guard, the forbidden dragon guard, the strong longevity, the door, and Qin's coffin. "

At that time, officials and guests attended the funeral, including the grandson of Niu Qing, the grandson of Li Guogong and Liu Biao, the first-class son Liu Fang, the grandson of Chen Yi, the hereditary general of Sanpinwei Town, the grandson of Hou Xiaoming, the hereditary first-class son of Hou Xiaoming, and the grandson of Hou Xiaoming who repaired the country. Hou Xiaokang died, so his grandson never came to mourn. Wang Sun of Xining County, Zhong Wang, Hou Sun of Pingyuan, second-class hereditary male Jiang, Hou Sun of Dingcheng, second-class hereditary male and rescuer of a guerrilla whale in Jingying, Hou Sun of Xiangyang, second-class hereditary male Qi Jianhui, Hou Sun, Wu Cheng, one soldier and one soldier. The rest are Han Qi, Jin Gongzi, General Gongzi, Chen, Wei and so on. Tangke also has a dozen big cars.

Not long after walking, colorful booths were set up on the roadside. Banquets and music are all road sacrifices: the first one is the sacrifice pavilion of Dongping Wang Fu, the second one is the sacrifice pavilion of Nan 'an County King, the third one is the king of Xining County, and the fourth one is the king of Beijing County. It turned out that the only four kings were the King of Beijing, and today's descendants are still attacking the Wang Jue. Today's King Jing is not weak in water solubility and has a good life. I didn't look at each other with a different surname, so I didn't pretend to be the throne. I visited a funeral service yesterday. Now I have established a road to serve my officials here. He entered the DPRK at five o'clock, put on plain clothes, arrived in a big sedan chair with an umbrella, and got off the sedan chair in front of the shed. My officials are surrounded by attendants, and soldiers and civilians are not allowed to return.

At that time, I saw the funeral in Ningfu was vast, and Yinshan was generally from the north. People who sent messengers from Ningfu saw it early, so they hurried back to report to Jia Zhen. Jia Zhen stood in front in a hurry, and Jia She and Jia Zheng met with national courtesy. The water dissolved in the sedan chair and bent over to meet him with a smile. He is still called a family friend, not arrogant. Jia Zhen said, "I lost my dog's wife, and I am tired of driving in the county."

Shen Shui was very modest and asked Jia Zheng, "Who was born with treasure? I tried to meet him several times, but I was hindered by clutter. I thought I was here today. Why don't you come for a while? " Hearing this, Jia Zheng hurried back and ordered Baoyu to take off his mourning clothes and bring it here. That Baoyu once listened to the gossip of his father, brothers, relatives and friends, boasting that Shuishui was a good king, with both talent and appearance, romantic and natural, and was not bound by official customs. Every time I think of meeting, my father is just tied tightly.