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1999-2002 Top Ten Internet Catchwords

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You should need four years (99~02), but I only found three years (00~02), which is not necessarily good. Please refer to:

Network buzzwords in 2002

The first category: acronyms. This kind of online buzzwords is an abbreviation that netizens combine the pinyin initials of each word in online chats and forums for the convenience of communication. The most coMMonly used words are GG, JJ, DD and mm, which represent elder brother, elder sister, younger brother and younger sister respectively, and PLMM represents beautiful sister. The meaning of BB is complicated, which can be baby, child, lover or goodbye. Brothers and sisters who feel sour at ordinary times, if they change to GG and MM, will immediately close the distance between chatting friends. From this perspective, the network simplifies the complex interpersonal relationship in the real society and shortens the distance between people. QQ stands for OICQ (Chinese page pager, software for chatting in Chinese), PMP flatters, NQS means go to hell, as for NND, TMD, TNND and other national curses and Beijing curses, I won't go into details here.

With the popularity of ICQ (Internet Pager), netizens from different countries can communicate freely through the Internet, and English abbreviations have become fashionable. Don't underestimate them, they are "esperanto" in network communication. For example, BTW is the acronym of English bytheway, which means "by the way", while HAGO, HHOK and MYOB are the abbreviations of "Have a nice day", "ha, ha, onlykidding" and "mindyourownbusiness" respectively. When expressing appreciation for a joke or humor, ROFL is often used, meaning "rolling on the ground with a smile". TIA (thank you for your kindness), YHBT (you have been cheated, you have lost) and YHL (you have lost) are commonly used in ICQ.

The second category: homophonic words. These words are fixed according to the homophonic evolution of some commonly used words in the network. "Novice" and "prawn" are the net names of novices and super net worms; The moderator "Bambusa bambusa" is the manager and maintainer of BBS forum; "Bamboo Page" refers to the home page of the website. As the name implies,

"Mushroom Man" and "haplessness" represent handsome guys and beautiful women on the Internet; "Yi Meier", "Xiangxiang" and "Xiangxiang" are online nicknames for mailboxes; "Roast chicken" is the homonym of English homepage, that is, personal homepage; And "pub" and "bar" stand for operating systems WIN95 and WIN98. "Dinosaur" and "frog" are the most popular words of this kind. Frogs refer to men who are not handsome enough on the Internet, while dinosaurs refer to women who seem a little sorry for the audience. The consequences of meeting frogs and dinosaurs are generally "from ruin".

The third category: emerging words. The Internet provides the public with new ways of communication, such as chat rooms and BBS (bulletin board system), from which these words are derived. Irrigation, brick making, brick patting, Dongdong, upstairs, downstairs and jar are all common words in BBS. "Irrigation" refers to posting some posts of less than 50 bytes on the forum, and "brick making" refers to writing some in-depth articles seriously. If people hold different views in a forum, it is inevitable. These posted articles are called Dongdong, and Dongdong can also refer to everything. "jar" refers to the forum. In each jar, the relationship between the upper and lower posts is called "upstairs" and "downstairs".

The fourth category: digital language. This language is often used in chat rooms and OICQ to express the speaker's thoughts with concise numbers. 886 and 88 are most commonly used to say goodbye, 55555 to cry sadly, 562059487 to say "If I love you, I'm an idiot", others are 526 (I'm hungry), 687 (I'm sorry), 7456 (I'm angry) and 9494 (exactly). If someone says 286 to you, it tells you that your response is really slow, just like the 286 machine.

The fifth category: symbolic language. Generally speaking, both sides can't see each other in online communication, so netizens use various abstract symbols to express their feelings. Where _ means happy, and O means surprised! Agree,:) and:-) smile. Many netizens wear this symbol every time they speak, indicating that they are chatting with a smile at the moment, while: (and:-) means angry. > is a symbolic language popular in some areas recently, which stands for Cupid's arrow and is a good way to express one's feelings to the right person.

These words basically include all kinds of popular words on the internet at present. If you can skillfully use these special languages, you will certainly be more handy online.

200 1 year

★ If you want to be an emperor, you are afraid of verbosity; if you want to be an official, you are afraid of things. If you want to eat, you are afraid to wash the pot. I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid of getting into trouble. If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather repeat it. ★ Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, while stealing many people's ideas is research. ★ The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach. * Listen to you and leave me ten books.

Top Ten Internet Catchwords in 2000

There are too many metaphors to define buzzwords themselves. Catchwords sometimes spread like A Chinese Odyssey, and sometimes like the flu. Often there is just movement here, and the other party is already drooling. That's all, buzzwords are just "Jianghu slang" in everyone's mouth.

You can't know "a chicken crossing the street", but you should also know many prefixes and incisions such as "painful and happy", "CXO", "Are you a baby" and "beauty writer", otherwise how can you have the face to wander around the Internet? Why don't you kill yourself, cut the cat off the power line and hit the monitor at once!

The so-called top ten is nothing more than a statement. I don't have enough confidence in how to summarize. Because in this sea-like network, it is enough to see a little sunrise and sailboats. How can you expect to see the whole sea? If you don't accept it, shoot black brick, flick the stick, or fry the version.

Why don't you repent?

This year, after Yu Jie, a geek of Peking University, published the article "Yu, why don't you repent", it caused a sensation in the cultural circle. Later, someone published the article "Yu Jie, why don't you repent" and attacked each other. At this point, the sentence "Why don't you repent" has become a well-known "cultural fable" and spread in major media and online circles.

The most common "cyber trials" and "cyber fights" begin like this: Why don't you repent? ..... no, no! I don't want to confess! ..... Please give me a reason to repent first? ..... Do you need a reason to repent? ..... confession doesn't need a reason? ..... Do you need it? ..... don't need? ..... This plot combines the styles of Yu Jie, Yu and A Chinese Odyssey.

"Why don't you repent?" Blending with the mode of fashion and culture, wandering between repentance and non-repentance, need and non-necessity, posture and qualification, courage and self-confidence, what it refers to has become a joke or ridicule-why don't you repent? -just like Zhang Fei's cry, "Woo! Where to go? "

Pain, and happiness?

The catchword "Pain and Happiness" was quoted by the white prawn and spread with the publication and best-selling of the book "Pain and Happiness". It has become one of the most popular online languages this year.

In the search of Yahoo, the most powerful Chinese search engine, there are 4960 pages related to "pain and happiness". Related news and news include Shanghai men's pain and happiness, leaders' pain and happiness, blind date: pain and happiness, Sina listing: pain and happiness, single mother: pain and happiness, color TV price reduction: pain and happiness, architects: pain and happiness, collectors' pain and happiness.

Everything can be explained as "pain and happiness". In 2000, all the media will burn a stick of incense for nothing, thanking him for making fools more fools and ignorant people more ignorant.

I am a net worm. Who am I afraid of?

The Internet age provides people with a vast space. You can be called "the legendary swordsman" or "The beast is fierce". Years ago, I cleaned up the "text tips" of the online "Golden King Debate". "Who am I afraid of?" So much so that the slogan of this cyber-worm's self-state is "toxic".

"I am a net worm, who am I afraid of?" It's like a gangster picking up bricks in front of a policeman. "I am a rogue, who am I afraid of?" -Networms are uncles, and no one is afraid. On the internet at night, he looks ferocious and extremely dangerous, bricks are flying everywhere, the night is gentle, and net worms are unscrupulous-so magical that people feel wandering in the old rivers and lakes.

Not afraid of death, but also afraid of life? ..... Throwing caution to the wind! ..... is the best explanation for "I am an internet addict, who am I afraid of".

Chicken, why did you cross the road?

Chicken Crossing the Road is a popular passage on the Internet this year. Its proposition is as simple as death: why did the chicken cross the road? The creation of many netizens "using topics" makes that simple proposition show amazing "black humor"-

Tang Priest said: Therefore, being a chicken should be like being a demon. You should have a brave heart. With a brave heart, you are no longer a chicken, but a demon chicken.

Wang Shuo: I am a rogue chicken. Who am I afraid of? !

Einstein: Whether the chicken crosses the road or the road crosses the chicken depends on your reference coordinates.

Hemingway: Died in the heavy rain.

Confucius said: He who doesn't know the chicken doesn't know the chicken.

Ouyang Xiu: The meaning of chicken is not in the road, but in the mountains and rivers.

Napoleon: A chicken that doesn't want to cross the road is not a good chicken.

Wang Shuo: Ignorant people are fearless.

Andrew groff: Only paranoid chicks can survive!

Zhang Chu: It's a shame to run a chicken on the road during the labor season.

Qian Zhongshu: The chicken on this side of the road wants to run over, and the chicken on the other side of the road wants to come over-

"Chicken, why did you cross the road?" But that's only because of its "topic awareness". In this context, everyone can play-what do you like to say? Who do you like to spoil? You like to criticize who is who ... is it out of date?

Do you want to be a beauty writer?

When Wei Hui's novel "Shanghai Baby" became popular, Li Fang, a Beijing-based journalist, filmed "Are you a beauty? Being a writer has aroused various disputes and discussions among "beauty writers". Later, Mianmian, Zhou Jieru and others also joined the forum.

Beauty = writer? First beauty, then writer, or writer, then beauty? The cause and effect, sequence, logic, necessary and sufficient conditions of beauty and writers have made a mess of the media and the internet, so the two camps parted ways and took a clear-cut stand-the public and people in the internet circle can also take the opportunity to fish in troubled waters, scold them if they want, cry if they want, and make trouble if they want. The Beauty Writer is just a loan!

Ignorance, why have nothing to fear?

Wang Shuo popularized a new word to the public through the best-selling of Ignorant Fearless: Ignorant Fearless.

The meaning is nothing more than that, the dead mouse can't feel the cold, regardless of life or death, throwing caution to the wind. Such "low-key" modesty is as cruel as Wang Shuo's "Who am I afraid of?" He is a fool. What do you care about him? -Wang Shuo still won the public in this way of harming others and hurting himself.

As a result, the "three blind journalists and IT people" circulating on the Internet (illiterate, law-blind, and subject-blind) have rivals "three blind journalists and IT people". The so-called "three reporters without knowledge" means "ignorant and shameless journalists". Can you not be "handsome" by using this to describe yourself or call names?

Really, baby?

As for Wei Hui's old work Shanghai Baby, the media once commented that literature is a sacred temple. If beautiful writers know something about marguerite duras and henry miller, they dare to jump on the stage and do striptease, and they will eventually feel ashamed. Although Wei Hui's gesture is extremely brave, various criticisms since 2000 have finally sounded her death knell. But the topic of "baby" still exists.

Baby, and it's from Shanghai, the temptation is quite strong. Perhaps such a baby is at least equivalent to "sitting on the stage", "having a rough-looking foreign boyfriend" and "frequenting villas, restaurants and luxury houses". Strangely, for young schoolmates and chickens, MM ducks and GG who want to enter the business, they are not popular.

Isn't it, QQ?

The abbreviation of QQ, ICQ or OICQ, the pager in the network age, is used most by young netizens. Earlier, people asked each other about their "Yi Meier" on the Internet. Now, do you have QQ? We said on QQ that everything was fine. The latest statement is that the network "three no personnel" has become "four no personnel"-that is, there are no pagers, mobile phones, business communications and QQ.

"Do you, QQ?" It is obviously a fashionable statement, because people who are not fashionable or have the flu will definitely boycott QQ. Such problems and popularity are obviously the result of hasty action on the basis of science and technology.

This year, did you get a C or an O?

For GG, JJ, DD and MM who make a living in Internet companies, the most popular sentence this year is definitely: "Are you CXO?" The development of the internet is really unexpected. 1998 is the year of portal, and portal websites are all the rage. 1999 is the year of e-commerce, and only when it comes to "b" will it be extremely angry. B2B, B2C and C2C were "overrun" for a time. 2000 is the year of listing. What we often hear is how excellent the CEO of a company is and how superb the CTO technology is-

Many names of CXO dazzle you: CEO: CEO. Chief Operating Officer: Chief Operating Officer. CTO: Chief Technology Officer. Chief Information Officer: Chief Information Officer. CGO: Chief Communications Officer. CKO: Chief Knowledge Officer. CMO: Chief Marketing Officer, and so on.

In this era, the title of "Miss" has been despised by people, because Miss is synonymous with "service industry personnel". CXO had the same experience. Now you call someone: What do you do in the company? The result is definitely: you are CXO! So a white eye! Both sides fainted!

Did you, uh, mention Nobel Prize in Literature?

Inspired by the Swedish Academy Literature Award, this year's Nobel Prize in Literature and Theme Award was awarded to Gao Xingjian, a French writer living in China. At the same time, it brings endless praise and criticism to Nobel Prize in Literature literature and China to China cultural circle and network circle.

Therefore, talking about Nobel Prize in Literature on the Internet has become a fashion: otherwise, someone in China will finally be able to rush up; Why don't you say something? Nobel Prize in Literature doesn't care about China. Gao is just a marginal author. Who is he? Smart people have obviously put these behind them and started to talk about the mechanism of the Nobel Prize and how high the works can be sold.