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The hero's name is Night Cold Escape, and the heroine's name is Feng Mo Li.
Content introduction:
Crossing?
All right, wear it, but this host is too … dumb, useless, empty and beautiful, and her father doesn't hurt, and her mother is cold and often framed by her sisters. She was robbed of her fiance and divorced before she got married, and she has to be married into the palace as a sacrifice to give the prince's sweetheart a chance?
she is just lazy to raise her hand, but she can't bear to lift her eyelids!
nothing, a golden mouth, everything is under control! With a billion ghosts in hand, you won't worry about traveling all over the world!
marry into the palace?
All right, except for the air, the treatment is ok, and she can carry out her earthly centennial plan-Mi Chong Cultivation Plan!
this princess is unpopular?
it's okay. Isn't it a pleasure to get the glistening salary without fulfilling the obligations of XXX?
However, it seems that quite a few people can't see her being happy!
bully her without force! Force that thing in her eyes is that gesture, she never hits people as long as she plays the player and opens her mouth!
set her up? Oh, she is the ancestor of intrigue!
pretend to be a ghost to scare her? Ugh! Joke, miss her ghost girl, oh no, now it's a ghost princess, miss her ghost princess slaves, hundreds of millions of ghosts, she is in Fiona Fang, and the ghosts immediately frighten the daylights out of her!
She just wants to keep a low profile, but love rat will turn back after abandoning her? The man who persecuted her to death also came to join in the fun and looked at her piteously and affectionately; And that prince's husband seems a bit ...
Small fragment 1:
The man looked at the woman in absolute beauty with a smug face: "Feng Mo Li, didn't you love me to death before?" Now I'll give you a chance, but you don't deserve the position of Hou Fu's wife, so you can be my concubine! "
Then I waited for the grateful woman in front of me to come up and give thanks!
But ...
The woman looked at the man's nakedness with a smile, and said with great interest, "I heard that your son is as soft as a bug now, so you'd better try to feed your princess wife!"
The man's face suddenly turned red: "You … How do you know?"
But the beautiful woman has gone away, leaving only the sound of nature in the air: "Since you have a heart, you can erect it for three days at a time as you wish, so that your princess wife can have a good meal and have no complaints!"
When the words are closed, the man's pain is unbearable
...
Segment 2:
"Woman, I want you!" Some man is on fire!
"I put all your women in Beiyuan!" Jane doe eating melon seeds is none of his business!
"You are my fucking wife, I only want you!" A man's veins stood out suddenly and violently roared!
"My princess was carried into the door from a small sedan chair at the side door. At most, she is a little wife!" Jane doe very glad way!
"Go down and drive all the women out of the house, prepare a wedding car for Feng Luan, carry a dowry of 888, and marry Feng Mo Li!"
"You are the only one in the government now, so you have something to say!" When a man finished speaking, he bullied himself. Before jane doe could react, he went to the bridal chamber and ate the candles in advance. In Hongxia's account, the spring was full ...
Fragment 3:
"Li Er, thank you for living for me!" There was a glimmer of light in the man's decadent eyes. He never gave a damn about women, but because the woman in front of him was driven out of her mind, life was worse than death!
"I'm sorry, you mistook me for someone else. I'm Feng Moli, Miss Feng Jiasan of the Western Chu State!"
"No ... you are a divorced son, and you are my divorced son!" " The man's eyes flashed madness!
"You're still wrong. It's not up to me to decide whether you're divorced or not!" With that, he pointed to the handsome man behind him who was cold and ugly and full of possessiveness!
The man followed the woman's finger and was stunned. It turned out to be him ...
"I forgot to tell you, I am still the Regent Princess of the Western Chu State!"
The woman's face is touched with a sneer. Since the injury has been done, missing it means missing it. There is never regret medicine in the world. Even if there is, she doesn't want it!
She, Feng Mo-li, denounced the ghost domain, a ghost girl who caused headaches from the ghost king to the imp. Once betrayed, she fell off a cliff with three arrows and died, becoming Miss Feng Mo-li!
From now on, Third Miss, who is dumb, is absent, and sometimes she is at ease and lazy, and sometimes she is sharp and decisive. Her delicate hands can enslave all the demons in the world, and when the golden mouth opens, no one will not listen to her!
Lazy as she is, arrogant as she is, cold and indifferent as she is. When the plot after rebirth comes one after another, when she is getting farther and farther away from the life she finally wants, what should she do?
He is cold at night, the regent of the Western Chu State, noble as an emperor, handsome as a god, with a force comparable to the supreme, gentle and affectionate but cold.
He is the most expensive, domineering and bloodthirsty. When facing the woman he hates and disdains, and when that woman coincides with the figure in his dream, he is just a man who suffers from loss because of his deep love. For her, everything is a cloud, and he only wants to be the man who dotes on her!
They are the only people in the world who know each other. Her golden mouth is useless to him only, and his heart in Leng Qing beats and heats only for her!
Fuxi mainland is surging, and all parties gather. Whoever holds the hand will be robbed!
after the family struggle, power struggle and shocking conspiracy, when the identity is revealed, everything will be revealed. Is it a world of mortals or a distant place? Is it a happy reunion or a mirror? The new article opens the pit and opens the first three chapters. If you like it, please collect it decisively!
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