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I have a date with a zombie.
The most interesting fact:
Ma Xiaoling: This object is called Jin Zhengzhong. It is my apprentice. As for him, he has no merits, but it is better than being able to hold back his scolding. If a woman doesn't have a boyfriend and a man scolds her, she can at least balance her heart.
The most suitable words for all girls to learn:
Kuang Tianyou: Giving a ring doesn't mean I propose to you, but I want to get started.
The question that most people want to know the answer to:
Kuang Tianyou: People do wrong things, but zombies do wrong things. Who will get what they did wrong?
A witch's most unworthy opening remarks:
Kuroha: What has happened cannot be changed, and what will happen in the future is doomed. (Kuroha is one of the five-color ambassadors. She has the capital to say this, and others can forget it. )
The most suitable words for everyone to apply in life:
Ma: Only by forgetting the past can we face the future.
What makes people want to hit the wall most is:
Ma Dingdong: Do you have a mother? When she asked Nu Wa, I laughed till tears came to my eyes. A very serious topic begins with this sentence. )
The simplest and most direct reason for love:
General: Because I want to see you. (When the general said this sentence behind Nu Wa's back, it seemed that there was no evil between heaven and earth at this moment, only happiness and tranquility. )
The most revealing words of human nature:
Peter: That's what people do. If you don't get it, you will be jealous.
The most enlightening words:
General: You don't have to win gambling. You may lose something valuable and gain more.
The most touching speech after death:
Jin Future: Nino, mom has finally left. I don't even know where to go next. Maybe we'll meet again, maybe not. But don't be unhappy. For my future, I still exist in this world, because my future does not belong to myself, but to everyone who knows her. Everyone who knows me thinks I'm troublesome. I make trouble and do wrong all day. But I know that they all regard me as a friend. Being friends is not a matter of a day or a month. A friend is a lifetime. I will never die in their hearts. Of course, the most important thing is you, Nino. Without your son and friends, I would be an incomplete person. From the first time you called me mom, I thought it was meaningful to be a man. I want to hug you, touch your face, kiss you and show you. I want to hear you laugh again. I want to see you cry. I really want to. But I have to go. I really have to go. Kim's future has no future, but you are here. Every mother will let go of her child's hand one day and let her child go her own way. But remember, no matter how difficult the road is, don't be afraid. Mom must be watching you and blessing you on the way. Mom really has to go. Goodbye, good boy.
The surest bet:
General: The ancient tomb of Pan has appeared. Don't be afraid.
Nu Wa: As long as people don't disappear from the earth, Pangu won't let go of my punishment. But don't worry, our gambling continues.
General: Have you ever thought that the appearance of Pan's tomb has nothing to do with people!
Nu Wa: Impossible! Do you want to win or lose this time?
General: I want to win for you. But I really want to see you lose happily.
Nu Wa: Finally, I must win.
General: Why are you so confident? Still so disappointing today! After the first game, you should know that you can't afford to lose. Answer me, why not answer me?
Nu Wa: Because it's you who bet with me. You can't afford to lose! Nu Wa is so preconceived that even the general will lose. Especially the last sentence, it's classic. She knows the generals won't let her die. )
The most instructive words:
Axiu: What you see and hear may be false. But the feeling in my heart must be true. (a little idealistic)
The most pleasant declaration of death:
Ma: Every woman once had a dream that one day, she would dress up the most beautifully for the person she loved, and then she would walk into the church in a pure white wedding dress to meet the most unforgettable moment in her life. I believe that every woman in the Ma family, including Madonna and Xiaoling, had the same dream. But in reality, our wedding dress is Ma's uniform. But once upon a time, I vowed never to wear this dress again. I can hardly walk in this dress because it is too heavy. I thought I would be relaxed without it. Who knows, the road ahead is unknown. In fact, among my clothes, I always think this one is the most beautiful. I am willing to die in the arms of the person I love.
The coolest proposal:
Nu Wa: I thought you would never appear in front of me again.
Nu Wa: Have you been drinking? Do you want to escape from reality like humans?
General: I drink to be brave.
Nu Wa: Courage? Why?
General: Marry me. Marry me.
Nu Wa: You have gone too far.
General: Why can't you look at me? Look at me.
Nu Wa: I am not afraid to look at you.
General: You are! You're afraid that you will promise me. Like everyone else, you want someone to love you, love you and spend the rest of your life with you. You can't even face your love. So what if you can destroy the world? You will be more unhappy than you are now.
Nu Wa: Being happy is my business.
General: This is our business.
Nu Wa: What do you want!
General: Don't just dare to hate but dare not love. Try human love, accept it and enjoy it.
This forced half-push proposal is really unique in history.
The loveliest thing about human beings is:
Nu Wa: People are really hateful. They can be desperate to satisfy themselves, but they are also very cute. They will be desperate to love someone.
The most classic oath:
Kuang Tianyou, Ma Xiaoling: We can't live together. We just want to die together for generations until death do us part. This has been said by the world, and the overused oath can only be called a classic if it comes from their mouth. )
The most classic video in Zombie 2:
Ma Xiaoling: There is one thing I will never forget, and that is why I recorded this tape. I don't want to forget someone, someone who killed me in a previous life. Perhaps because of this reason, it is destiny takes a hand, this person has become a zombie in this life, and I am the one who catches zombies. I don't know why I don't want to forget him. Even if the world ends for one minute, I want this person to stay in my heart until the last second. Although we didn't spend much time together, too many things happened. We have cared about each other, been sad, separated, faced life and death together, but never gave up on each other every time. I have been thinking all day that when this man tried to put his sword into Ma Linger's chest in his last life, his heart should be more painful than Ma Linger's. It's really not easy to kill someone you love. Ma Linger should not resent him, unless this woman never loved this man. Or we meet again in this life, not to return a life, but to continue a relationship that has been fruitless for thousands of years, a true love that never dies. I believe that only in this way can we never owe each other. In fact, there is only one sentence in the end. I never dare to tell others or myself that I am in love with this man. His name is Kuang Tianyou. Zombie 2 can be without any lines, but it can't be without this passage. )
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