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Qu Ping, formerly known as Qu Yuan, was born in Danyang (now Zigui, Hubei Province) at the end of the Warring States Period, and was a descendant of Qu Xian, the son of Xiong Tong. Although Qu Yuan was loyal to Chu Huaiwang, he was repeatedly rejected. After the death of King Huai, Xiang Wang was exiled because he listened to slanderers, and finally died in the Miluo River. Qu Yuan is one of the greatest romantic poets in China, and also the earliest known famous poet and world cultural celebrity in China. He initiated the style of "Chu Ci" and the tradition of "vanilla beauty". His representative works include Li Sao and Nine Songs.

Bobby Chen (? -208 before), the word involved, Chuyangcheng County (now southeast of Dengfeng, Henan Province). I was a servant in my early years. Bobby Chen was an ambitious man when he was young. Born on a farm, laborers worked as long-term laborers for landlords since childhood, and were deeply oppressed and exploited. He was "disappointed for a long time" in his heart and gradually developed the idea of resisting oppression and changing reality. He once said that "the sparrow is small, but it has everything", and he was determined to do great things from an early age. One of the leaders of the anti-Qin army in the late Qin Dynasty, together with Guangwu, led the troops in osawa Township (now southwest of Suzhou, Anhui Province) and became the pioneer of the anti-Qin army; Soon, he became king in Chenjun and established the Zhang Chu regime.

Cao Cao, the word Meng De, the little character Ayun, the Han nationality, was born in Peiguoqiao (now Bozhou, Anhui). China was a famous strategist, politician and poet in the late Eastern Han Dynasty. He was the founder and main founder of Wei in the Three Kingdoms period, and later Wang Wei. After his son Cao Pi proclaimed himself emperor, he was honored as Wei Wudi. Cao Cao struggled all his life to unify the whole country as soon as possible, and extensively reclaimed land and built water conservancy projects in the north, which played a certain role in the recovery of agricultural production at that time; Secondly, he used talents, broke the concept of family, suppressed the strongmen, and restored and developed the social economy in the areas he ruled. In addition, he is also good at the art of war, and has written works such as Sun Tzu's Art of War, Sun Tzu's Art of War, and Meng De's New Book. As a lean man, he is proficient in temperament, good at writing poems, expressing his political ambitions, reflecting the tragic life of the people in the late Han Dynasty, and being generous and sad.

Yang Ye, whose real name is Yang Chonggui, whose father, Yang Xin, is a local tyrant in Linzhou, took advantage of the Five Dynasties rebellion to occupy Linzhou and claimed to be a secretariat. Due to the turbulent situation, he joined the Hou Han and the Hou Zhou. About the time when Yang Xin joined the Later Han Dynasty, in order to make friends with Liu Chong, who was appointed as our envoy in Hedong at that time, the young Yang Chonggui was sent to Taiyuan. After Yang Xin took refuge in the Zhou Dynasty, Yang Chonggui stayed in Taiyuan. After the death of Yang Xin, he and his son Yang Chongxun (Yang Ye's younger brother) succeeded the secretariat and joined Liu Chong in the Northern Han Dynasty with Linzhou. Later Yang Chongxun joined the Zhou Dynasty. Despite this repetition, Yang Chonggui's life in Taiyuan was not affected by the chaotic and special times of the Five Dynasties. Young and brave Yang Chonggui is highly valued by Liu Chong. He adopted Yang Chonggui as his adopted grandson and changed his name to Liu. Liu initially served as the defense commander and was famous for his bravery. Because of his merits, he was promoted to the army of Xiong Jian. Because of his outstanding military exploits, Liu was invincible, and the people of China called him invincible.

Yue Fei (1103 ~1142) Han nationality. Northern Song Xiaozong was born in Yonghe Township, Xiangzhou, tangyin county (now Chenggang Village, Caiyuan Town, tangyin county, Anyang City, Henan Province). China is a famous strategist, strategist, national hero and anti-gold star in history. Yue Fei's military talents are known as the most outstanding military commander in the Xixia period of Song, Liao, Jin and the founder of the plan of connecting the river with the moon. At the same time, he is also the youngest person who built festivals and sealed Hou since the Song Dynasty. Han Shizhong, Zhang Jun, Liu Guangshi) Southern Song Dynasty.

Wen Tianxiang (1June 6, 236-12831October 9), a native of Luling, Jizhou (now Ji 'an County, Jiangxi Province), was a national hero of the Southern Song Dynasty, formerly known as Sun Yun, with auspicious characters. After Gong was selected, she changed her name to Tianxiang, and her handwriting improved. Baoyu changed his name to Song Rui after winning the first prize in four years (1256). Later, because he lived in Wenshan, he was named Wenshan, and there was a floating Taoist. Wen Tianxiang was handed down to future generations in the name of loyalty and righteousness. During his capture, Yuan Shizu surrendered with a high official and generous salary. Wen Tianxiang would rather die than surrender, and go to justice calmly. His life story is praised by later generations, and he is also called "the three outstanding men in the late Song Dynasty" with Lu Xiufu and Zhang Shijie.

Zheng He was born in the fourth year of Hongwu in Ming Dynasty (137 1), formerly known as Ma. In the 13th year of Hongwu 138 1 winter, the Ming army attacked Yunnan. Ma, 10 years old, was taken into Ming camp, castrated as a eunuch, and then entered Yan Wangfu. During the Jingnan Rebellion, Ma made meritorious military service for the prince in Zhengzhou, Hebei Province (now Renqiu, Hebei Province, not Zhengzhou, Henan Province). In the second year of Yongle (1404), Ming Taizu Judy thought that Ma's surname could not be included in the Sanbaotang. So, in Nanjing, the word "Zheng" was given to Ma, renamed He, and appointed as the eunuch of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, ranking second only to the fourth. In the sixth year of Xuande (143 1), Zheng He was made a three-treasure eunuch.

Zheng Chenggong (1624- 1662), Han nationality, was a strategist and national hero in the late Ming and early Qing dynasties. His real name is Sen, also known as Fu Song, and his name is Yan Minhe. Damu is from Shijing Town, Nan 'an City, Fujian Province. His father's name is Zheng Zhilong and his mother is Tian. When he was a student, Emperor Long gave Zhu the surname and gave him loyalty and filial piety, so he was commonly known as the "national surname". When the Qing soldiers entered Fujian, his father Zheng Zhilong greeted him. He cried and remonstrated, and got up against the Qing Dynasty. After the Northern Expedition with Zhang Huangyan, it shook the southeast. Throughout his life, Zheng Chenggong fought against the Qing Dynasty in order to expel the Dutch colonists and recover the territory of the motherland in Taiwan Province Province, and his meritorious deeds made history. Monuments in memory of him were erected on both sides of the Taiwan Strait. And "Wang Yanping Ji".

Lin Zexu,1August 30, 785 (50 years of Qianlong) ~1850 65438+1October 22 (30 years of Daoguang), Han nationality, Fujian Hou (now Fuzhou, Fujian) official, the word Fu, also known as Shao Mu, an old man in the village, later. He was a politician, thinker and poet in the late Qing Dynasty, and a great national hero of the Chinese nation in the process of resisting foreign aggression. His main achievement was to destroy opium in Humen. Official to Yipin, once served as governor of Jiangsu, governor of Guangdong and Guangxi, governor of Huguang, governor of Shaanxi and Gansu, governor of Yunnan and Guizhou, and twice served as an imperial minister; Because of its advocacy of banning opium, resisting western aggression and safeguarding China's sovereignty and national interests, it is deeply admired by Chinese all over the world.

Zeng Guofan: Zicheng, formerly known as Bohan, whose real name is Shi, Han nationality, is from Tian Ping Village, Ye He Town, Shuangfeng County, Hunan Province (formerly Xiangxiang County). In the late Qing dynasty, he was the founder and commander-in-chief of Xiang Army. Military strategist, philosopher, politician, calligrapher and writer in Qing Dynasty, and founder of "Xiangxiang School" in late Qing Dynasty. Official to the Governor of Liangjiang, the Governor of Zhili, the University of Wuyingdian, the first-class righteous Hou Yong.

Jia Defu is the oldest in the women's engineering barracks of the Fourth Army. Said to be the oldest, in fact, she was only twenty-seven or eight years old. She is the monitor of the cooking class in the women's engineering camp. Because of her special love for young soldiers, after a long time, everyone unconsciously promoted her seniority and called her "Jia wife."

When preparing for the Long March, "Jia Wife" simply wanted to move all the kitchens. After all the food, vegetables, oil and salt were filled, I sewed many small pockets on my dry food bag, which contained spices such as ginger, garlic, pepper and pepper. While trying to fill it out, she said regretfully, "What if I can't finish it?" Some people make fun of her. It's a March, not a kitchen. She said, "Girls, you have to eat when you March and fight."

Crossing the Jialing River, walking on the ancient Jiange Road, the path cut from the stone cliff is a cliff with an endless top, and below it is a bottomless valley. When it rains continuously, the road surface is slippery, and it will break into pieces if it falls carelessly. In addition, enemy planes kept bombing and strafing overhead. At this time, Jia Defu was really at a loss with a big pot on his back. She always fell at the end of the line. To this end, everyone wants to grab the back of her pot, but she jokingly said: "There are many benefits to carrying this pot! Just like carrying a turtle shell, it can't rain, and you can't drop chicken (airplane) eggs! " Everyone couldn't help laughing, driving away a lot of nervousness. In this way, the pot of "Jia Wife" became a banner of the women's engineering barracks on the Long March. When everyone saw her pot, they felt safe and hopeful.

Hanging mountains in spring, sometimes heavy snow, sometimes flying sand and stones. Before climbing the mountain, Jia Defu lit the fire and poured precious peppers and ginger into the boiling pot. While stirring the mala Tang in the pot, she shouted, "Climb the Snow Mountain! Everyone drinks a little more to drive away the cold. " Everyone has drunk Chili soup, which adds heat and confidence to the body.

However, after a fierce battle, Jia Defu's mouth was full of blood, and her life was tragically fixed under this iron pot.

The story of the protagonist Dong Cunrui.

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Dong Cunrui, a national famous fighting hero and model worker, is the monitor of Class 6, Company 6, 2nd Battalion, 96th Division of Northeast People's Liberation Army 1 1 Column. 1948 On May 25th, in the battle to liberate Longhua, he used his body as a support, holding an explosive charge, and blew up the bridge-type The Dark Castle held by the Kuomintang army. He died heroically at the age of 19.

When a hero dies, his glorious image lives on forever.

On the dry river, the huge bridge-shaped The Dark Castle spewed evil flames; Under the bridge The Dark Castle, a heavily armed young soldier stood upright with an explosive charge in one hand, and the fuse was burning and smoking. The soldier shouted: "For the new China, go!" This cry shocked the mountains and rivers; This cry penetrated the smoke and became the cry of millions of people; The cry is still ringing in our ears. Dong Cunrui will live in the hearts of the people forever. 1954 Longhua county party Committee and county government built Dong Cunrui Martyrs Cemetery to commemorate Dong Cunrui Martyrs, 1982 Hebei Provincial People's Government approved it as a provincial key cultural relics protection unit; 1986 the State Council was approved as a national key martyrs memorial building protection unit; 1995 1 designated as "patriotism education base" by the Ministry of Civil Affairs of the People's Republic of China; 65438-0995, the CPC Hebei Provincial Committee and the provincial government designated it as the "patriotic education base in Hebei Province"; From 65438 to 0996, the PLA General Political Department, the Ministry of Culture, the Ministry of Civil Affairs, the State Education Commission, the Central Committee of the Communist Youth League and National Cultural Heritage Administration jointly designated it as one of the national 100 youth patriotism education bases. 1997 is listed as one of the national 100 demonstration bases for patriotism education.

Dong Cunrui Martyrs Cemetery was built at the foot of Mount Tai in the northwest of Longhua County, Hebei Province, on the east bank of Yixun River. After the completion of 1954, it was expanded several times in 1957, 1960, 1967 and 1975, initially forming a memorial system. 1987 Reconstruction of Martyrs Memorial, 199 1 Reconstruction of Dong Cunrui Martyrs Memorial Hall. At present, Dong Cunrui Martyrs Cemetery covers a total area of 7 1 000 square meters and has 9 memorial buildings. The layout of the cemetery is symmetrical with the central axis. On the 396-meter-long central axis, from south to north, there are the city gate, the archway, the statue of Dong Cunrui martyrs, the Dong Cunrui Monument and the tomb of the martyrs. The gate banner is the garden name "Dong Cunrui Martyrs Cemetery" inscribed by General Xiao Ke. Dong Cunrui Memorial Hall has the name inscribed by General Zhang Aiping. On the front of the Dong Cunrui Martyrs Monument, the inscription of Marshal Zhu De, the former commander-in-chief of the China People's Liberation Army, is engraved in gold: "Sacrifice for the country and be immortal." ?

Dong Cunrui Martyrs Memorial Hall, 1995, was held on May 25th, displaying pictures, oil paintings and relics of Dong Cunrui martyrs. Chen Zhan has more than 50 volumes and pieces of important documents and literary works about Dong Cunrui martyrs. There are more than 0/00 poems written by the party, the country and celebrities as heroes. The semi-landscape painting explained by the famous announcer Fang Ming reflects 1948 Longhua's electric sand table, and vividly shows the scene of Longhua's bloody battle and Dong Cunrui's heroic feat by using modern scientific and technological means such as sound, light and electricity. 200 meters southwest of the cemetery is the enemy bridge bunker bombed by Dong Cunrui in those days, with a granite monument and a 4-meter-high "Dong Cunrui Martyrs Sacrifice Address" sign. In order to make it more convenient for people to visit the inscriptions of Zhu De and other revolutionaries of the older generation, the party, the country and people from all walks of life, two symmetrical "celebrity inscription galleries" were built in May 1998, and these inscriptions were displayed in the form of stone carvings. 1998 On May 25th, provincial and municipal leaders unveiled a new bronze statue of Dong Cunrui on the occasion of the 50th anniversary of Dong Cunrui's sacrifice.

1929 10 15. Dong Cunrui was born in a poor family in Nanshanbao, Huailai County, Hebei Province. The cruel social reality has cast pure class feelings in his young mind. 1940, Dong Cunrui 1 1 year. In order to save the nation from peril and fight against Japanese invaders, the Eighth Route Army began to carry out anti-Japanese guerrilla warfare in Dong Cunrui's hometown. 1943, Dong Cunrui became the first head of children in Nanshan Fort. 1945, Dong Cunrui joined the district detachment. In the same year, it was incorporated into the ninth brigade of the Kyrgyzstan Military Region and became the official Eighth Route Army? Soldier. 1947? In March, Dong Cunrui gloriously joined China. He swore to the party: "I will dedicate my life to the party and fight for communism all my life!" " 1948, Dong Cunrui's unit was promoted to the 1 1 column of the Northeast People's Liberation Army. In May, the troops were ordered to advance to Longhua City, the gate of Chengde, the capital of Jehol Province at that time.

Longhua is the barrier of Chengde, where the Kuomintang army has a regiment, surrounded by more than 40 permanent bunkers, consisting of mother bunkers and child bunkers. Around the bunker group, there are many auxiliary fortifications, such as Abatis, barbed wire, traps, plum blossom piles and outer trenches. There is a fire connection between the bunker groups, forming a cross-war. These fortifications, together with the favorable terrain such as Moss Mountain and Longtou Mountain, which Longhua City relies on, have formed a fairly solid defense system. Therefore, the Kuomintang believes that Longhua is "impregnable". After the People's Liberation Army surrounded Longhua, Shi Jue, commander of the thirteenth Kuomintang army, boasted in Chengde: "If the communists can lay Longhua, I will give them Chengde White." On May 18, the troops drove to Tuyaozigou, which is less than 5 kilometers away from Longhua City, and began intense pre-war preparations. At 1 1 on the morning of 24th, the whole battalion held a pre-war mobilization meeting, and Dong Cunrui was the first to come forward and ask the chief executive for approval. Comrades all know that he is witty and brave, and he has won many awards for meritorious service. He is an expert in blasting. No one argued with him and agreed. Dong Cunrui became the "Marshal of Blasting", and he appointed Yong Shunyi as the "Chief Assault Commander", the monitor of the machine gun class as the leader of the fire cover group, and the monitor as the leader of the support group. Then, Dong Cunrui expressed his determination on behalf of everyone. He said excitedly, "Why should we train and complain? Why did some of our comrades die in Longhua last year? This time, the party has given us the most glorious task, and we must complete it when the sky falls! Resolutely respond to the party's "May 1" call, overthrow Chiang Kai-shek and liberate all China! I was injured in this battle and couldn't get off the line of fire. I sacrificed being a bunker, and I will take Longhua when I die! "

In the early morning of the 25th, before dawn, the position was silent. The soldiers waited anxiously for the signal of the general attack. With the flying of three red flares, the powerful artillery fire of our army suppressed all the enemy firepower on Mount Moss. In the smoke and fire, the brick tower on the top of Mount Tai was knocked down by the fierce shelling of our army, and the turret was also knocked out. Soon, the red flag of victory was planted on the top of Mount Tai. At 5: 25, the order was issued, and Dong Cunrui Sixth Company was the main attack, moving from the northeast to the periphery of Longhua Middle School. The enemy's machine guns tightly blocked their way forward. The Sixth Company Firepower Group, Assault Group, Blasting Group and Support Group cooperated with each other to quickly break through the Old Yamen Bunker Group in the northeast of Longhua Middle School. Dong Cunrui led the blasting group to continuously blast four enemy towers and five bunkers, and successfully completed the task of clearing the peripheral fortifications of Longhua Middle School.

At 3: 30 in the afternoon, the second general attack began. Six companies charge Longhua Middle School. Suddenly, the enemy's machine guns swept over like a rainstorm, pressing the soldiers under a soil slope and lifting their heads. It turns out that this is six flames from a bridge across a dry river in the northeast corner of Longhua Middle School. The cunning enemy built a cleverly disguised bunker on the bridge to stop our army from charging. At this point, Dong Cunrui and his comrades have been well documented to the company commander, demanding to blow up the bridge bunker. Deputy company commander Bai Pai Li Zhende and other three blasters blasted. Li Zhende rushed out not far away, and the explosive charge was hit by enemy bullets. Li Zhende died and two other bombers were seriously injured. Dong Cunrui saw the casualties of his comrades and stood up again. Bai, the deputy company commander, said, "How many times have you completed the blasting task ..." Without letting the deputy company commander finish, Dong Cunrui scrambled to say, "I am * * *, and my task is not just to blow up a few bunkers. Now Longhua has not been liberated, how can we complete the task? Even if I am alone, I will finish the task. " At this time, the regimental headquarters came to an urgent order, asking the Sixth Company to rush in from the northeast corner of the middle school to cooperate with the brothers who had already rushed into the middle school and quickly solve the battle. Bai, the deputy company commander, discussed with Guo, the instructor, and said to Dong Cunrui, "OK, go ahead, be sure to pay attention to concealment." Dong Cunrui clenched his fist and said, "Don't worry, you won't come back until you finish the task!" Then, he took out a small paper bag from his pocket and handed it to the instructor, saying, "If I sacrifice, it will be my last dues." The instructor took the small paper bag, held Dong Cunrui's hand tightly, looked at him affectionately and said, "You must come back, we are all waiting for your successful return!"

Dong Cunrui picked up the charge, bent and rushed out. Under the cover of Zhi Shunyi's fire, he crawled forward for a while, then stood up and ran violently in the smoke of grenades thrown by Zhi Shunyi. In the bridge The Dark Castle, the enemy's machine guns are getting tighter and tighter, and the bullets pass by his ears with a sharp whistle. When he was about to rush into the open field, Dong Cunrui pointed to a small mound in front and said to Zhi Shunyi, "You cover here!" A grenade blew up the Abatis and barbed wire in front of the enemy bunker. Dong Cunrui took this opportunity to rush into the open space. The enemy's machine guns fired wildly here, and the bullets made the surrounding dust smoke. Dong Cunrui calm wit, crawling around. He lay motionless when the enemy's machine gun tightened. As soon as the enemy's machine gun stopped, he jumped forward a few meters like flying. The enemy's machine guns rushed at him again. Suddenly, Dong Cunrui fell. Zhi Shunyi stood up and was about to rush forward. He suddenly got up, jumped into the dry river ditch and entered the enemy's corner of fire. His leg was injured and he was bleeding profusely. He rushed under the bridge with explosives in his arms. This bridge is more than one person high from the ground, with masonry on both sides, no ditch and no edge, and there is no place to put explosives anywhere. If you put the explosive charge on the river bed, you can't blow up the bunker, and you can't find anything to replace the gunpowder support on the river bed What shall we do? Zhi Shunyi looked at all this clearly and clenched his fist anxiously.

Suddenly, there was a loud noise behind him, and it was time for the general attack. Earth-shattering cries of ShaSheng from far and near, a sublime enemy bravery. A large number of follow-up troops flooded up. At this time, the bricks on the bridge bunker were pushed away one by one, and the bullets slammed into the assault troops like a downpour. Dong Cunrui didn't move. He looked up at the top of the bridge, turned his head and cast a glance back. He paused briefly. Suddenly, he leaned to the left and stood in the middle of the bridge. His left hand raised the explosive and gripped the bridge bunker tightly. His right hand pulled the fuse. The fuse exploded with sparks and white smoke! Dong Cunrui stood upright and motionless, like a sculpture. Seeing this scene, Zhi Shunyi jumped into the dry river and ran to his comrades under the bridge. I heard Dong Cunrui shout to him, "Get down! Get down! " Then, I heard Dong Cunrui shouting, "Go for the new China!" Suddenly, there was a loud noise and the earthquake shook. The enemy's bridge bunker was blown to pieces.

"For the new China, go!" Dong Cunrui's comrades-in-arms shouted slogans that shook mountains and rivers and rushed into Longhua Middle School.

A bright red flag rises above Longhua City and flies high.

After Dong Cunrui's sacrifice, the Party Committee of the Eleventh Column of the Northeast People's Liberation Army decided to ratify Dong Cunrui as the fighting hero and model party member of the column; Name Dong Cunrui's class "Dong Cunrui Class"; On July 10, the administrative office of Jirecha decided: "To commemorate Comrade Dong Cunrui's heroic and tenacious spirit of self-sacrifice in the battle to recover Longhua, it was decided to rename Longhua Middle School Cunrui Middle School to be immortal."

1950 In September, the National Congress of War Heroes and Model Workers decided to ratify Dong Cunrui as a national war hero.

Dong Cunrui Martyrs Cemetery was built in 1954, where Dong Cunrui Martyrs fought in Longhua County, Hebei Province, and its name was inscribed by Xiao Ke. There are large martyrs statues, martyrs' tombs and martyrs' memorial halls in the cemetery. The monument was inscribed by Zhu De, and the memorial pavilion was engraved with inscriptions. References:

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