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I am an optimist, 100.
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In my family, I am a big optimist.
At school, I have a good friend named Jiang Jiang. Every time he said he would give me chocolate, he said over and over again, "Do you want chocolate?" I said, "Yes! Give it to me! " My mouth is watering, but I never expected that he would say "no". Alas, I have to say over and over again, "It's okay." I forgave Jiang Jiang again and again. Who told me he was my best friend?
65438+One day at the end of February, the school ran to welcome the New Year, and the teacher would hand out meals after the run. I was delayed because I was writing a New Year message, so I didn't have food when I went. I'm a little sad. Suddenly I heard Jiang Jiang calling me. He ran to me and gave me a chocolate. I smiled and hugged him with chocolate and said, "Thank you, Jiang Jiang." Look, Jiang Jiang finally gave me chocolate!
That time, I ran 4. 5 km, my number is 073, I'm running on the road, and I can't run. So I started walking step by step. Suddenly, a red and yellow light flashed in my right eye. I look to the right: ah! It's the flash! He gave me a sign of victory and told me to follow him.
I followed him a little faster and surpassed others a little. Finally, I got the eighth place. Although I won the prize only after running into the top six, I was still very happy. I thought to myself, "It's okay. I will continue to work hard next time. This time I finished the whole course through my own efforts. I believe that I will definitely win the prize next time. "
Do you think I am an optimist?
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