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Postoperative speech

1. This disease made me understand who I should cherish. Please go away, hypocrite.

2, you know, everyone's growth is also flesh and blood, painful. No, you are the only one. Only by taking what you think you can't take can you take the unknown.

3. Now people, if you tell him the truth, he thinks you are lying; When you lie to him, he thinks you are telling a joke. You told him a joke and he actually took it seriously.

I thank those who accompanied me when I was sick. I think you are the people I should love with all my strength.

5. Exercise can replace medicine, and medicine cannot replace exercise. Smooth blood circulation, enhance organ function, balance physiological function, and prevent and treat all diseases.

6. Happiness is a very simple thing, such as not getting sick.

7. Health is like a tree. More sunshine, it will grow, experience more storms, it will be strong, and occasionally loosen the soil and fertilize it, it will thrive. Don't be afraid of getting sick, take good care of yourself and recover.

8. Being sick is terrible, for a person who doesn't have the courage to get a needle.

9. Only when you are sick will you deeply realize how important health is and how much we need to cherish it.

10, when I was a child, I thought there would be many unexpected things and surprises when I grew up. When I grow up, I know that life not only has no surprises, but also makes you sad everywhere.